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Today, I've come to talk to you about Jesus
#1
Jesus was born in bethlehem, and amazingly, his mother was a virgin. whether joseph just ejaculated on a spoon and put it inside her, or they had IVF, i will never know.


#2
Hey CG...Welcome to Hell...
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#3
cheesegrater Wrote:Jesus was born in bethlehem, and amazingly, his mother was a virgin. whether joseph just ejaculated on a spoon and put it inside her, or they had IVF, i will never know.

Your profile is moderately amusing.

Your first attempt to impress us above however is very poor.

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We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
#4
Duchess Wrote:Hey CG...Welcome to Hell...

Don't mind her Grater.

She is wetter than a ducks arsehole.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
#5
yeah, well everyone else just streamed some shit offences which wernt even mildly offensive in any way, so i thought id just start with summat weird, let you all say shit about me and then throw you in a hole and piss on it.

haha, i actually thought duchess' picture was a pussy.
#6
cheesegrater Wrote:yeah, well everyone else just streamed some shit offences which wernt even mildly offensive in any way, so i thought id just start with summat weird, let you all say shit about me and then throw you in a hole and piss on it.

haha, i actually thought duchess' picture was a pussy.
A word of advice, quality not quantity is the key to escaping hell.

Please try a lot harder with your next effort or we will have to decapitate and skullfuck you.


We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
#7
skullfucking does sound quite painful.
how you are going to get your dick to come out of my laptop is beyond me.
is it just really small? you gonna crush it up in a usb stick and send it to me?
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#9
You did not think my pic was a pussy !........
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#10
cheesegrater Wrote:[Image: sf9iyu.jpg]

::dunno::


We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
#11
im afraid that skeptical cat is a nazi.
and nazi's were bad people.
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#12
Speaking of Nazis...There are grammer Nazis here...You better get your shit together.
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#13
is there spelling nazi's aswell?
#14
yes. that should have been 'grammar'.

















































#15
and that's why women belong in the kitchen.
#16
cheesegrater Wrote:is there spelling nazi's aswell?

Yes.

On your current form youare potentially on course to fail on every level imaginable.




We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
#17
because using an customized picture generator you found on the internet is witty.
how the fuck you got through ill never know. im guessing you just flashed your tits like a little slut. [Image: 2eg7n09.gif]


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cheesegrater Wrote:because using an customized picture generator you found on the internet is witty.
how the fuck you got through ill never know. im guessing you just flashed your tits like a little slut. [Image: 2eg7n09.gif]

No using a gif of a pair of bouncing tits is witty you stupid cunt.

Your stay in newbie hell is going to be a long endless road for you dim bulb.

I got through newbie hell in super quick time thanks, due mainly to my superior intellect and the fact I am not a remedial mong like you.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
#19
i like tits, as i imagine most of the straight guys on this forum do.

why don't you go give a man a rimjob?
or since you're obviously such an incest cunt, your dad.


#20
cheesegrater Wrote:i like tits, as i imagine most of the straight guys on this forum do.

why don't you go give a man a rimjob?
or since you're obviously such an incest cunt, your dad.

What the hells a "rimjob"?

You obviously hang aroundmens public toilets looking for action so you tell me?.

You are yet another witless scumbag who will get bored here quickly and fuck off back to the child porn forums where you belong.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.