Dirty Limerick thread

[kitty1]

There once was a sweet Lady Cop,
Sassy and classy with Cell Block on top.
Too soon the tears fell,
and I wanted to yell
Fuck You! CANCER! Just FUCKING STOP!

[HairOfTheDog]

At Mock lives a Midwestern Spy

A self-proclaimed “insightful” guy

While he yearns for the large-breasted lasses

He’s really not into their asses

(Yeah, we all know that last part’s a lie) …

[username]

The leader of Mock's name is Duchess

She's adept at managing a ruckus

With her giant ban hammer

Yet courteous manner

She eviscerates the trolls that would bug us.

[Duchess]

^^^^^^^ Post of the day!

[Jimbone]

Where's the haiku thread?

[Midwest Spy]

So true that large-breasted lasses

Are the favorite playthings of the masses

While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog

And many pine for Duchess' affection

I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!

[username]

So true that large-breasted lasses

Are the favorite playthings of the masses

While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog

And many pine for Duchess' affection

I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!

What the hell was that MS? That's not a limerick!

[Midwest Spy]

So true that large-breasted lasses

Are the favorite playthings of the masses

While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog

And many pine for Duchess' affection

I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!

What the hell was that MS? That's not a limerick!

User, I have NO fucking idea.

While I like to write I don't know a limerick from a hole in the ground.

I was trying to pay tribute to some special Mock ladies and fucked it up.

[username]

So true that large-breasted lasses

Are the favorite playthings of the masses

While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog

And many pine for Duchess' affection

I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!

What the hell was that MS? That's not a limerick!

User, I have NO fucking idea.

While I like to write I don't know a limerick from a hole in the ground.

I was trying to pay tribute to some special Mock ladies and fucked it up.

Okay! I was like what the...?? Reading that was like passing a kidney stone.

[HairOfTheDog]

So true that large-breasted lasses

Are the favorite playthings of the masses

While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog

And many pine for Duchess' affection

I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!

What the hell was that MS? That's not a limerick!

User, I have NO fucking idea.

While I like to write I don't know a limerick from a hole in the ground.

I was trying to pay tribute to some special Mock ladies and fucked it up.

Here's a dirty Mock limerick:

Though username is a pro at the rhymin'

It won't buy her a virginal hymen

Hers got broke by a tampon

When she got her first cramp on

'Least that's what she told the Delta Phi men...

[username]

Hahaha!!!

[FAHQTOO]

So true that large-breasted lasses

Are the favorite playthings of the masses

While some would love to touch User in the Bay Fog

And many pine for Duchess' affection

I'll always be true to my curvy beauty, Hairy Dog!

What the hell was that MS? That's not a limerick!

User, I have NO fucking idea.

While I like to write I don't know a limerick from a hole in the ground.

I was trying to pay tribute to some special Mock ladies and fucked it up.

Here's a dirty Mock limerick:

Though username is a pro at the rhymin'

It won't buy her a virginal hymen

Her's got broke by a tampon

When she got her first cramp on

'Least that's what she told the Delta Phi men...

You should write a dirty limerick book HotD. That was awesome, and so was users.

[HairOfTheDog]

This whole thread had me laughing, FAQTOO. I liked this one for Lady Cop from 2008; looks like she did too.


There once was a gal named Jackboots

She would bust you for smoking a hoot

But when she tipped her glass

And wiggled that ass

In your pants a big load you would shoot.

By: @F U Don't ask again

[Midwest Spy]

This is all still pretty new for me. Here goes again:


While HotD's rack is bountiful

Large-breasted women are mindful

That using their god-given gifts

Can send mere mortal men into fits

Hastily they'll lose their load and feel shameful



Is this any better?

[HairOfTheDog]

MS, you really are bad at this!

Here's a silly Mock limerick (notice the rhyming pattern?):


It's oft said that Maggot has a crisp pickle

One that Ramsey would most like to tickle

But, no matter what Ramsey tries

For only his wife he has eyes

Besides, Rams won't swallow and she's really quite fickle

[Midwest Spy]

It appears that in all the 'correct' limericks, lines 1, 2 & 5 rhyme, and lines 3 & 4 rhyme, but are different from the other 3?

I thought I did that in my most recent effort?

I ain't a poet and for sure know it.

[F.U.]

This whole thread had me laughing, FAQTOO. I liked this one for Lady Cop from 2008; looks like she did too.


There once was a gal named Jackboots

She would bust you for smoking a hoot

But when she tipped her glass

And wiggled that ass

In your pants a big load you would shoot.

By: @F U Don't ask again

I almost forgot that LC went by Jackboots.

[F.U.]

I forgot all about this thread. Its like steping into the way back machine. for me Thanks for bringing it back to life. The first ¹⁄₂ of this thread is what MOCK was all about in the day. Insults flew non stop. AHhhh the memories.
I didn't realize I posted this many limericks until I just read this entire thread. If I remember right this thread was the result of a spat between OP and I. The thread before this was, if I remember right, a challenge I made to op where all we were to do is rhyme and insult eachother. I will have to go back and look for that one now.

[HairOfTheDog]

It appears that in all the 'correct' limericks, lines 1, 2 & 5 rhyme, and lines 3 & 4 rhyme, but are different from the other 3?

I thought I did that in my most recent effort?

I ain't a poet and for sure know it.

I'm sure you have other talents, MS. Plus, it's funny reading your limericks.

The thread before this was, if I remember right, a challenge I made to op where all we were to do is rhyme and insult eachother. I will have to go back and look for that one now.

Hope you find that one; this thread was a fun read but nothing posted by OP/CN (though there are a couple of good ones about him). I liked Crash's, post #20.

[F.U.]

HOTD, If I remember righ OP didn't want to play the game and it was short lived. Man I almost miss the old OversizedPoophole the british but bandit, as I called him. Or at least miss the insults we once slung at each other.
This old thread also brings back memories of the days when I did MOCK news at 5 on sundays. That was fun while it lasted.