I want to be the slime

[Maggot]

That sticks to your teeth at night, the wet ass that can never be clean no matter how much T.P. you use, the barking dog at 2am that keeps you awake and much much more...................Oh yes my fellow turdmites.:;box::

[Middle Finger]

Is that porn?

[Sinister]

"Maggot". That alone will get you slapped silly around here.

And anyone who is asleep at 2pm is a lazy fuck. Don't you know the difference between pm and am??

[Maggot]

You tell me!

[Maggot]

"Maggot". That alone will get you slapped silly around here.

And anyone who is asleep at 2pm is a lazy fuck. Don't you know the difference between pm and am??

I am the maggot you are the shit!

[Middle Finger]

Don't be playing on the edge of porn here, asshole.

[Sinister]

Don't be playing on the edge of porn here, asshole.

This is cause for a longer than normal probation period. Watch your step, dimwit.

[Maggot]

Sorry for taking so long to replyI just took a shit and my middle finger went through the paper it had a sinister smell to it........almost like gay porn fuckstick. Don't worry shit for brains the porn is held back like my acute sperm backup syndrome buncha pecker track sniffers. Thanks for letting me kick your ass.

[Maggot]

"Maggot". That alone will get you slapped silly around here.

And anyone who is asleep at 2pm is a lazy fuck. Don't you know the difference between pm and am??

There I fixed the fucking thing sit back down by your dish.

[Middle Finger]

"Maggot". That alone will get you slapped silly around here.

And anyone who is asleep at 2pm is a lazy fuck. Don't you know the difference between pm and am??

There I fixed the fucking thing sit back down by your dish.

Nicely done, Maggot. ::lmao::

[Maggot]

I see I have to be more gentle with this group........

[Cynical Ninja]

That has to be the lamest "porn" gif I have ever seen Maggot.

Is it your own work? or did you actually see it and think to yourself, "huh, huh!......huh!.....huh!....its garfield the cat humping Victoria Silvstedt!....I will post that toimpress people.....that is, like so funny dude!huh, huh!.......huh!".

Are you Beavis or Butthead?

[Maggot]

That has to be the lamest "porn" gif I have ever seen Maggot.

Is it your own work? or did you actually see it and think to yourself, "huh, huh!......huh!.....huh!....its garfield the cat humping Victoria Silvstedt!....I will post that toimpress people.....that is, like so funny dude!huh, huh!.......huh!".

Are you Beavis or Butthead?

I was going to be nice and use my jar of ky for your fat ass,but for you it will be nice and dry. Piehole.

[Cynical Ninja]

That has to be the lamest "porn" gif I have ever seen Maggot.

Is it your own work? or did you actually see it and think to yourself, "huh, huh!......huh!.....huh!....its garfield the cat humping Victoria Silvstedt!....I will post that toimpress people.....that is, like so funny dude!huh, huh!.......huh!".

Are you Beavis or Butthead?

I was going to be nice and use my jar of ky for your fat ass,but for you it will be nice and dry. Piehole.

So your Butthead then?

[Maggot]

That has to be the lamest "porn" gif I have ever seen Maggot.

Is it your own work? or did you actually see it and think to yourself, "huh, huh!......huh!.....huh!....its garfield the cat humping Victoria Silvstedt!....I will post that toimpress people.....that is, like so funny dude!huh, huh!.......huh!".

Are you Beavis or Butthead?

I was going to be nice and use my jar of ky for your fat ass,but for you it will be nice and dry. Piehole.

So your Butthead then?

No fuckwad..I am the jam in your toe the pimple you cant reach to pop in the middle of your back......you are my bitch.

[Cynical Ninja]

That has to be the lamest "porn" gif I have ever seen Maggot.

Is it your own work? or did you actually see it and think to yourself, "huh, huh!......huh!.....huh!....its garfield the cat humping Victoria Silvstedt!....I will post that toimpress people.....that is, like so funny dude!huh, huh!.......huh!".

Are you Beavis or Butthead?

I was going to be nice and use my jar of ky for your fat ass,but for you it will be nice and dry. Piehole.

So your Butthead then?

No fuckwad..I am the jam in your toe the pimple you cant reach to pop in the middle of your back......you are my bitch.

Yeah, like I said.....B.U.T.T.H.E.A.D.

Maybe I should tattoo the name to your forehead with a rustyscrewdriver so you don't forget your place in life i.e at the very bottom of the gene pool along with all the other maggots.

Note to Butthead:- Must try harder.

[Sinister]

Gotta concur, OP. Maggot is pretty weak thus far.

[Cynical Ninja]

Honestly sinister I have heard better quality abuse in school playgrounds when I was 10.

Note to maggot - There is no hope for you in life, everybody hates you including your immediate family and people you haven't met yet. The next time you walk past an open elevator shaft don't think twice go with your instincts.

[Sinister]

Honestly sinister I have heard better quality abuse in school playgrounds when I was 10.

Note to maggot - There is no hope for you in life, everybody hates you including your immediate family and people you haven't met yet. The next time you walk past an open elevator shaft don't think twice go with your instincts.

Heh. I invented better quality abuse when I was 6.

[Maggot]

Honestly sinister I have heard better quality abuse in school playgrounds when I was 10.

Note to maggot - There is no hope for you in life, everybody hates you including your immediate family and people you haven't met yet. The next time you walk past an open elevator shaft don't think twice go with your instincts.

These fucking smilies suck! Not a single one portrays your mediocre pants down attempt at pleasing me. A bowling ball has more personality than the shorthairs of your puberty laden nutsack. Go back to to pushing a shopping cart.

::aww::......................