Oh Snap...WTF...My Rep

[Duchess]

Hahahaha...To say the least.

[sally]

[i]everyone has a mother.

Even Frank who was born from satan and a jackal.

[Julie]

I almost spat my water onto my screen!

[The Antagonist]

Well, like Duchess and Lumpy I too am childless by CHOICE. I think it's the braver women who don't succumb to familial or social pressure to have children when they truly do not want them.

An unwanted child is worse than not having one at all. I know too many kids who (well, adults now) who didn't need to be told they were not exactly 'wanted' but "kept" anyway - they just knew. Or how about the single mom and the absent/not want to participate dad? Yeah, that's gotta be healthy for the kid.

Call me old fashioned but I strongly feel kids deserve two parents who love them and not be forced to be part of their lives by a court order. Granted shit happens and I am flexible enough to allow for that.

I have to agree with Lumpy when she said it does not take any great feat to have a baby. After all, women are built for that purpose but in return, it does not take much on the man to get his rocks off and make one as well.

[Julie]

Well, shit I was childless BY CHOICE until I got preganant and decided to have a child. Plus, as you are all aware either through direct experience with your own shitty parents or your favorite shows on the SyFy channel- anyone can have sex and get pregnant. Being a parent is much more difficult.

Certain people are making this out to be a bigger deal than it really is, and you flamethrowing fuckers can't have it both ways. To whit: Don't think that making fun of someone FOR having a kid will not result in them turning your insult inside out & then throwing that shit right back at you. Furthermore, don't act all hurt and triple explain how and why your ass is barren when it happens. I really don't care who has a kid and who does not. Truthfully I ain't really that mommish any damned way.

On a serious note: I am not the person who started the mommy versus barren bitch shit throw contest up in here.

Very serious note: If anyone is genuinely hurt by my jokes, I apologize.

[LuMPyPussy]

[i]everyone has a mother.

Even Frank who was born from satan and a jackal.

I keep reading that as 'satin and a jacket' so now I've got a mental image of those bimbos from "Grease."

[LuMPyPussy]

Well, shit I was childless BY CHOICE until I got preganant and decided to have a child. Plus, as you are all aware either through direct experience with your own shitty parents or your favorite shows on the SyFy channel- anyone can have sex and get pregnant. Being a parent is much more difficult.

Certain people are making this out to be a bigger deal than it really is, and you flamethrowing fuckers can't have it both ways. To whit: Don't think that making fun of someone FOR having a kid will not result in them turning your insult inside out & then throwing that shit right back at you. Furthermore, don't act all hurt and triple explain how and why your ass is barren when it happens. I really don't care who has a kid and who does not. Truthfully I ain't really that mommish any damned way.

On a serious note: I am not the person who started the mommy versus barren bitch shit throw contest up in here.

Very serious note: If anyone is genuinely hurt by my jokes, I apologize.

Don't really care. Now if that fucker Frank had said it...!!!

[Julie]

Ok..just wanted to make sure you all know where I really stand on this in between all the joking.

To be blunt: Kids / no kids ...cool with me either way.

[Middle Finger]

Julie, this will explain almost everything:

http://mockforums.com/showthread.php?tid...2#pid30852

Awesome


And, you know what, it really did!

I knew it would. After a while, and once you get to learn her multi-forum MO, you will feel like you could have written that for her.

[Middle Finger]

Julie, this will explain almost everything:

http://mockforums.com/showthread.php?tid...2#pid30852

Let me copy it here so everyone can read it. At least I'm not a fucking hypocrite that denounces religion online but meekly allows my spouse to herd me to Mass every week. Yeah, I'm talking about you, asshole.

:o

Don't fret. We can't expect someone with her relationship track record and MO to truly appreciate compromise and making other things be more important. She also lacks the intellectual capacity to appreciate how an Agnostic might not give a fuck that he is in a temple, church, whatever. It's all mostly a great big breakfast afterward and family time for me. She can't relate to that because her family experience is limited to online greeting cards and ex husbands. Have pity.

[LuMPyPussy]

Hey Frank, Julie's a federal employee... don't you have something you want to tell her about federal employees?

Didn't think so, you big twat.

[Middle Finger]

Yes, I would like to thank her for setting up a fine contrast to the stereotypical Federal Fuck (you).

Thank you, Julie.

[LuMPyPussy]

Yes, I would like to thank her for setting up a fine contrast to the stereotypical Federal Fuck (you).

Thank you, Julie.

You're a real genius, aren't you? Julie's been posting from work all day, which is something I don't do.

Hahaha!

[Middle Finger]

Posting from work is not the criteria. Keep going.

[Julie]

This week is an extremely slow time @ the office. It's right before XMas / New Years

I normally earn my keep - believe me.

[Middle Finger]

Lumpy doesn't get that, Julie. She props up her vibrator with its own glass of eggnog this time of year.

[LuMPyPussy]

Posting from work is not the criteria. Keep going.

Okay, why don't you tell us then. That WAS the criteria a week ago, now you've changed it to meet your agenda at piquing my annoyance level.

Come on, Frank... let's fill in the spaces: Federal employees like Lumpy bother me because:

a. they're better paid than I am.
b. they're employed unlike me.
c. I'm a raving lunatic that doesn't need a reason and make no sense half the time anyway.

[LuMPyPussy]

This week is an extremely slow time @ the office. It's right before XMas / New Years

I normally earn my keep - believe me.

That's not the point, he was ragging on me not more than a week ago that I waste taxpayer's money by posting from work when I obviously don't.

He's basically grasping at straws.

[Middle Finger]

Posting from work is not the criteria. Keep going.

Okay, why don't you tell us then. That WAS the criteria a week ago, now you've changed it to meet your agenda at piquing my annoyance level.

Come on, Frank... let's fill in the spaces: Federal employees like Lumpy bother me because:

a. they're better paid than I am.
b. they're employed unlike me.
c. I'm a raving lunatic that doesn't need a reason and makes no sense half the time anyway.

d. none of the above, I just have a problem with Federal employees like Lumpy.

[Middle Finger]

This week is an extremely slow time @ the office. It's right before XMas / New Years

I normally earn my keep - believe me.

That's not the point, he was ragging on me not more than a week ago that I waste taxpayer's money by posting from work when I obviously don't.

He's basically grasping at straws.

Did I actually say that you posted from work?