Woe Is Me! Oh the Pain!

[D]

It goes both ways--there are men that do NOT know how to go down on a woman. :'(

I do. And I enjoy it, so I'm willing to do it frequently and for long periods of time.

[OnBendedKnee]

The visual of a 60 year old woman gagging while flossing is highly erotic.
Thanks for sharing.

[sally]

Here's the thing, D. And I hope people vote for this post

This post has been up for over an hour and no one has voted for it yet. I'm praying to God that you didn't hold your breath and your wife found you on the ground stiff and cold with the mouse in your hand. Please report back to us asap if you can see this, Frank.

[Middle Finger]

Here's the thing, D. And I hope people vote for this post

This post has been up for over an hour and no one has voted for it yet. I'm praying to God that you didn't hold your breath and your wife found you on the ground stiff and cold with the mouse in your hand.

I know, you're right ... :|

[sally]

Here's the thing, D. And I hope people vote for this post

This post has been up for over an hour and no one has voted for it yet. I'm praying to God that you didn't hold your breath and your wife found you on the ground stiff and cold with the mouse in your hand.

I know, you're right ... :|

Oh Thank God, you're still here.

[The Antagonist]

Here's the thing, D. And I hope people vote for this post

This post has been up for over an hour and no one has voted for it yet. I'm praying to God that you didn't hold your breath and your wife found you on the ground stiff and cold with the mouse in your hand. Please report back to us asap if you can see this, Frank.

[username]

It goes both ways--there are men that do NOT know how to go down on a woman. :'(

I do. And I enjoy it, so I'm willing to do it frequently and for long periods of time.

I like the frequently but if its taking long periods of time, you might want to rethink technique. ::lol::

[D]

It goes both ways--there are men that do NOT know how to go down on a woman. :'(

I do. And I enjoy it, so I'm willing to do it frequently and for long periods of time.

I like the frequently but if its taking long periods of time, you might want to rethink technique. ::lol::

What? You don't like multiple orgasms?

And by "long time" I meant longer than most guys want to. 10 minutes, 15, 20, 60... whatever you want I'm game for. Till my jaw starts to hurt anyways lol.

[username]

What? You don't like multiple orgasms?

Disregard everything I said. :B

Sorry I jumped to conclusions, but some people are under the misguided impression that drawing foreplay out forever is fun. Um, no, its frustrating. Multiple? Very, very different.

[sally]

I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

[LuMPyPussy]

I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

I'm not sure what we're talking about here. I hope this doesn't have anything to do with you in a restaurant.

[D]

I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

I wouldn't ask any woman who doesn't enjoy it to do it either though. Why? If I didn't enjoy giving cunnilingus I sure wouldn't want to.

[IMaDick]

I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

I wouldn't ask any woman who doesn't enjoy it to do it either though. Why? If I didn't enjoy giving cunnilingus I sure wouldn't want to.

If she doesn't enjoy it its your fault, here's your sign !

[D]

I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

I wouldn't ask any woman who doesn't enjoy it to do it either though. Why? If I didn't enjoy giving cunnilingus I sure wouldn't want to.

If she doesn't enjoy it its your fault, here's your sign !

No dumbass, if she doesn't enjoy sucking dick it has nothing to do with me.

[sally]

I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

I'm not sure what we're talking about here. I hope this doesn't have anything to do with you in a restaurant.

I was actually talking about my experience with chitlins. You just have to look that little sucker in the eye and go for it.

[username]

You just have to look that little sucker in the eye and go for it.

I guess that's what the Koreans think when they chow down on live octopus.

[LuMPyPussy]

You just have to look that little sucker in the eye and go for it.

I guess that's what the Koreans think when they chow down on live octopus.

I'm trying to think of a joke about Frank and a brown eye but it's just not working. Anyone wanna take a jab at it?

[sally]

You just have to look that little sucker in the eye and go for it.

I guess that's what the Koreans think when they chow down on live octopus.

I'm trying to think of a joke about Frank and a brown eye but it's just not working. Anyone wanna take a jab at it?

Frank's brown eye has seen more action than the Grand Canyon?

[IMaDick]

I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.

I wouldn't ask any woman who doesn't enjoy it to do it either though. Why? If I didn't enjoy giving cunnilingus I sure wouldn't want to.

If she doesn't enjoy it its your fault, here's your sign !

No dumbass, if she doesn't enjoy sucking dick it has nothing to do with me.

you're right you would need a dick in that situation ? here's your sign !

[IMaDick]

You just have to look that little sucker in the eye and go for it.

I guess that's what the Koreans think when they chow down on live octopus.

I'm trying to think of a joke about Frank and a brown eye but it's just not working. Anyone wanna take a jab at it?

I would bet instigator knows where franks brown eye is, I bet he even knows what it likes.::lol::