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(01-29-2010, 11:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (01-29-2010, 11:00 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: (01-29-2010, 10:59 PM)username Wrote: (01-29-2010, 10:54 PM)sally Wrote: You just have to look that little sucker in the eye and go for it.
I guess that's what the Koreans think when they chow down on live octopus.
I'm trying to think of a joke about Frank and a brown eye but it's just not working. Anyone wanna take a jab at it?
I would bet instigator knows where franks brown eye is, I bet he even knows what it likes.::lol::
Awww... poor baby, did I touch a nerve by targeting you? You may be a dick, but it takes a whole lot more to get under my skin, so grow some balls and come back.
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(01-30-2010, 12:15 AM)Instigator Wrote: (01-29-2010, 11:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (01-29-2010, 11:00 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote: (01-29-2010, 10:59 PM)username Wrote: (01-29-2010, 10:54 PM)sally Wrote: You just have to look that little sucker in the eye and go for it.
I guess that's what the Koreans think when they chow down on live octopus.
I'm trying to think of a joke about Frank and a brown eye but it's just not working. Anyone wanna take a jab at it?
I would bet instigator knows where franks brown eye is, I bet he even knows what it likes.::lol::
Awww... poor baby, did I touch a nerve by targeting you? You may be a dick, but it takes a whole lot more to get under my skin, so grow some balls and come back.
I was just telling the truth learn to tell the difference.
so tell the truth do you know where franks brown eye is and would you like to take a jab at it?
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(01-29-2010, 10:30 PM)sally Wrote: I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.
That sounded pretty fucking good ... to every straight guy in the world except D.
(01-29-2010, 12:15 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I'm just imagining the faces of Julies kids on Christmas Day.
You asshole.... you made me laugh at that. 
(01-29-2010, 12:28 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Heres the Lonely Island with the "Jizz in My Pants" song.
"Last night I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film"
That was a funny fucking song.
(01-29-2010, 09:47 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: (01-29-2010, 09:46 PM)sally Wrote: (01-29-2010, 07:25 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Here's the thing, D. And I hope people vote for this post
This post has been up for over an hour and no one has voted for it yet. I'm praying to God that you didn't hold your breath and your wife found you on the ground stiff and cold with the mouse in your hand.
I know, you're right ... :|
If it's any consolation... I only just now read it. 
(01-29-2010, 11:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I would bet instigator knows where franks brown eye is, I bet he even knows what it likes.::lol::
I read that as "I bet he even knows what it tastes like"
That's probably better anyway. ::lol::
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Hey ant..the one vote for you is from me...I did not want YOU to get all whiny because no one thought you were whiny enough.
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You're such great pal, Marie.
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(01-29-2010, 10:30 PM)sally Wrote: I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.
A hands on practical demonstration would be more appropriate.
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(01-29-2010, 10:30 PM)sally Wrote: I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.
And that's before the dude even enters the room.
(01-30-2010, 12:12 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: (01-29-2010, 10:30 PM)sally Wrote: I'm no pro, but I find that putting my hands behind my back and just using my mouth while spitting, gagging, and moaning like I actually enjoy it works the best.
And that's before the dude even enters the room.
That cracked me up. 
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