What really annoyed the hell out of you today?

[Midwest Spy]

I just had a WTF moment.

For those moments I simply suggest, "Put the Bong Down".

I hope you're not smoking that Angry Weed, or the shit that makes you super paranoid.

[Cracker]

I liked your truth better than your generalities.

[Midwest Spy]

I liked your truth better than your generalities.

Why, thank you Cracker.

Most guys IRL are NOT interested in ass-play. That's simply a myth perpetuated by all the Ass Porn that's out there. I personally, could care less.

There is a small percentage of men that do feel like it's a power move over their gal. They obviously have issues.

[FAHQTOO]

I just had a WTF moment.

For those moments I simply suggest, "Put the Bong Down".

I hope you're not smoking that Angry Weed, or the shit that makes you super paranoid.

Why the hell would anyone smoke weed that made them angry or paranoid?
Normal people would experience that once and decide weed isn't their bag.
Apparently, you've got a hold of some "stupid" weed, because I've never heard of "angry" weed.

[FAHQTOO]

I liked your truth better than your generalities.

Why, thank you Cracker.

Most guys IRL are NOT interested in ass-play. That's simply a myth perpetuated by all the Ass Porn that's out there. I personally, could care less.

There is a small percentage of men that do feel like it's a power move over their gal. They obviously have issues.

I have YET to meet a man who didn't want that. Where do you get your facts?

[Lady Cop]

forks. do they go to the same place socks go? i have 47 dessert forks and 1 lousy dinner fork in my kitchen. WTF??
i am NOT breaking out the good heavy silver. how do forks vanish??

[Cracker]

Kids do that shit. I found a butter knife in my kid's bathroom the other day. I didn't even ask because I didn't want to know.

I buy silverware every year or two. Nothing pisses me tf off like not having a matching set.

[Lady Cop]

well i'll go buy some cheap forks and hide the real silver until i die.

[sally]

My silverware has been disappearing since 1998.

[Cracker]

They throw it away, don't they. I just don't want to know. I don't want to lose my cool over fucking forks and spoons. I know if I got the wrong answer I would get pissed super fast, so I am not even going to ask.

[Middle Finger]

I liked your truth better than your generalities.

Why, thank you Cracker.

Most guys IRL are NOT interested in ass-play. That's simply a myth perpetuated by all the Ass Porn that's out there. I personally, could care less.

There is a small percentage of men that do feel like it's a power move over their gal. They obviously have issues.

I have YET to meet a man who didn't want that. Where do you get your facts?

What can I say ... I have never been into trying to stick my dick in a woman's ass, and I've been very happy that none have requested such a thing ...

[ramseycat]

Some people just don't get Mock. Even Ramsey and she's been here for fucking EVER.

I blame Duchess for being nice to her.

I honestly think ramsey is convinced MF secretly loves her and all the men want to leave their wives so they can fix her drama and raise her sons to be men. (hahahaha, that was a tad mean, but she poked the Cracker, so tough shit)

That was a joke right? Be mean to me all you want Craker if that is what makes you happy. Your opinion means less than nothing to me. Until you PROVE you are all that, I don't believe a word of it. You brag too much.

[Duchess]

Ramsey, am I too nice to you?

[ramseycat]

forks. do they go to the same place socks go? i have 47 dessert forks and 1 lousy dinner fork in my kitchen. WTF??
i am NOT breaking out the good heavy silver. how do forks vanish??

This happens in my house all the time. Pisses me off. The kids must throw them away when they clean off their dishes. Or there is a hole under the house where all the single socks, spoons, and forks go to hide.

[ramseycat]

Ramsey, am I too nice to you?

SHHHH, you'll ruin it. You need to keep our "relationship" on the DL.

[IMaDick]

Ramsey, am I too nice to you?

SHHHH, you'll ruin it. You need to keep our "relationship" on the DL.

I Can see you helping the retards across the street Duchess.

[Duchess]

I Can see you helping the retards across the street Duchess.

Take my arm, sweetie & watch your step when you come down off the curb.

[IMaDick]

I Can see you helping the retards across the street Duchess.

Take my arm, sweetie & watch your step when you come down off the curb.

I'm sorry about where my hand landed, It was an accident.

[Duchess]

It's not an accident when it lingers.

[IMaDick]

It's not an accident when it lingers.

I thought it was a grapefruit I always squeeze the grapefruits.