mugshots you have to love

[Lady Cop]

i'm sorry. i have to say it...all the maniacs, derelicts, perverts and criminals are in florida. not Ohio. i know, i worked there!



Rhonda Harrison, 28, of Kissimmee, arrested for Grand Theft and Violation of Probation.



Georgia Schneider, 63, was arrested for having an out of county warrant.



Nichole Boehm, 24, of Daytona Beach, arrested for possession of multiple substances. NO SHIT!

[FAHQTOO]

i'm sorry. i have to say it...all the maniacs, derelicts, perverts and criminals are in florida. not Ohio. i know, i worked there!



Rhonda Harrison, 28, of Kissimmee, arrested for Grand Theft and Violation of Probation.



Georgia Schneider, 63, was arrested for having an out of county warrant.



Nichole Boehm, 24, of Daytona Beach, arrested for possession of multiple substances. NO SHIT!

Imagine walking around with the extra weight of that double chin in the first pic. She's probably got a ¹⁄₄ of my total body fat in that chin alone!!!

[SIXFOOTERsez]

More Chins than a chinese phone book

[Lady Cop]

ok here's an Ohio one.

think he's on drugs?

SARDINIA, Ohio -- A Peebles man is facing burglary charges.

The Brown County Sheriff's Office said Christopher Tolle, 23, broke into the Five Points Animal Hospital near Sardinia and Kendall Tire near Macon on March 4.

Tolle was arrested Monday after an investigation identified him as the suspect.

Tolle is being held on a breaking and entering charge. Bond was set at $5,000.

The sheriff's office said additional charges are pending.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

Yea he is all gorked out, pupils different sizes

[FAHQTOO]

I'm officially declaring this my favorite thread.

I can't laugh at the freaks of nature IRL, so I'll save it for here...

[Cracker]

I can't laugh about it because I know all those people are on disability and it pisses me tf off. Why even feed them? They say all life has value, I just don't always see it I guess.

[crash]

That last dude almost looks 'shopped his eyes look so unnatural

[Lady Cop]

I'm officially declaring this my favorite thread.

Carrie Wallace, 57, of Holly Hill, arrested and facing charges of disorderly conduct.



Amanda Nardi, 23, of Marion, charged with driving with an expired license for more than 6 months.
has that misty croslin/palatka/white trash intelligent look about her.



Frances Richards, 74, of Fruitland Park, arrested for burglary to an occupied residence and petit theft. zat you grandma??

[Duchess]

Whoa!

I've begun to notice that the majority of criminals are some ugly muthafuckas.

[Lady Cop]

don't know the state.






Arrested for failure to pay fines.

[Lady Cop]

guess where?!

that's right!


florida!!




HOLIDAY -- A man who skipped out on his probation stabbed another man during a fight early Sunday morning, authorities said.

Deaundre C. Barnes, 22, is accused of stabbing Thomas "Tommy" Grippo about 1:40 a.m. A Pasco County Sheriff's Office report states Grippo, 23, and his girlfriend began arguing at the home at 1908 Pleasure Drive. Barnes told the two to "shut up," then began arguing with Grippo's girlfriend, the report said. Grippo got between them and began fighting with Barnes.

Grippo told investigators he didn't realize he'd been stabbed until he got home and saw he was bleeding, the report states. He was treated at the scene.

Barnes, who lists his occupation as "drug dealer," was arrested at the Pleasure Drive home. The deputy asked him what happened and Barnes refused to talk.

[crash]

Oh fuck...




They had a son?

[Lady Cop]

i'm just going to call this the florida thread.

poor dumb twat!








WTSP

New Port Richey, Florida -- An X-ray scan of a woman being processed into jail turned up a bottle hidden in an unusual place.

20-year-old Mishelle Salzgeber of Dade City was arrested for violating probation, and as she was booked into jail on Monday, a body scan revealed what appeared to be a pill bottle inside her vagina.

According to the incident report, Salzgeber said it was actually a small vodka bottle, which she removed during a strip search.

The bottle was empty, but Salzgeber allegedly told police it had been filled with someone else's urine, which she tried to use in order to pass a drug test at the probation office.

Unfortunately for Salzgeber, the urine that was in the vodka bottle had also failed the test, which led to her arrest. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cannongal]

Every once in a while, I feel the need to add to this thread....



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Manchester PD
MANCHESTER, N.H. -- Police said a 63-year-old man stabbed his 81-year-old roommate in the chest over a dispute about the television volume late Thursday night.

The victim was holding a bloody cloth to his chest when he opened the door for police at the Union Street apartment, police said.

The victim told police they had an argument over the volume of the TV when Dennis Fancy, 63, grabbed a knife and stabbed him once in the chest.

[ZEROSPHERES]

Every once in a while, I feel the need to add to this thread....



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http://www.wmur.com/news/30746135/detail.html

Manchester PD
MANCHESTER, N.H. -- Police said a 63-year-old man stabbed his 81-year-old roommate in the chest over a dispute about the television volume late Thursday night.

Here they are in happier times when his hearing was not an issue.

[Lady Cop]

Michigan
Arrested for prostitution--accosting and soliciting.



Arrested for cocaine possession, battery. florida.

[Lady Cop]

florida. age 56. needs a wax.

Arrested for DUI, cocaine possession.

[Maggot]

Every once in a while, I feel the need to add to this thread....



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http://www.wmur.com/news/30746135/detail.html

Yo buddy..........trim that damn thing!!!!!!!

[Lady Cop]

pretty woman



For suspected drug trafficker Ronaldo Silva, prison was a real drag... so he decided to escape in what he thought was the perfect disguise.

When his wife came to visit, he popped on her bra, threw on a wig and poured his curves into her pretty blue dress.

He even shaved his arms and legs for good measure, and squeezed into a pair of killer heels.

He was wearing a wig, painted false nails and a long dress. He'd spent a long time shaving his legs and arms. There was a lot of preparation and premeditation involved in this.'

Silva managed to get past prison guards, but a policeman patrolling the street outside became suspicious and decided to follow him.

Mr Welber said: 'He noticed that the woman was walking funny and looked strange. He followed him to the bus station, where two men were waiting on motorbikes to pick him up.