mugshots you have to love

[Duchess]

Dumbass. He was served with a search warrant because the cops were looking for drugs, they didn't find any but they did find 3 beer bottles filled with gas and rags sticking out of the bottle necks. He told them he likes to start fires and they promptly arrested him and off to jail he went. This is his mugshot. He is a tard. A full blown tard. I had to judge him.

[Maggot]

I bet he has no job and steals Nikes that are drying outside of apartment doors.

[Duchess]

I know most of these people don't fit the legal definition of crazy but these people are in some way fucked in their head to do that to themselves. It's not normal behavior to cover your face in tatts.

[SIXFOOTERsez]

He is a tard. A full blown tard. I had to judge him.

What tipped you off?

[Duchess]

All I had to do was look at him & I knew immediately. I'm gifted!

[HairOfTheDog]

52-year-old William Mattson ^ from Conway, South Carolina figured he'd start the new year off with a bang; a forced violent one. Scumbag.

Luckily, someone at the apartment complex where he was sexually assaulting his victim had a different idea.

Mattson was a bloody mess (mugshot above) when cops got to the apartment and arrested him at 1 a.m. Thursday.

[HairOfTheDog]

All I had to do was look at him & I knew immediately. I'm gifted!

Good eye.

Speaking of which..



A man nicknamed "Eyeball" because of a tattoo that darkened the white part of his right eye pleaded guilty to shooting an Anchorage, Alaska police officer. Jason Barnum was sentenced to 22 years in prison Friday in Anchorage Superior Court.

The 30-year-old pleaded guilty to first-degree attempted murder, first-degree burglary and third-degree felony in possession of a weapon. The shooting happened when police were investigating home burglaries and car thefts. Officers were inspecting a hotel in 2012 when Barnum opened fire from a bathroom. Two officers shot back, striking Barnum in the arm, and one officer was injured. Barnum later admitted to the committing thefts and burglaries to feed a heroin addiction.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/05...ostpopular

[Blindgreed1]

All I had to do was look at him & I knew immediately. I'm gifted!

Good eye.

Speaking of which..



A man nicknamed "Eyeball" because of a tattoo that darkened the white part of his right eye pleaded guilty to shooting an Anchorage, Alaska police officer. Jason Barnum was sentenced to 22 years in prison Friday in Anchorage Superior Court.

The 30-year-old pleaded guilty to first-degree attempted murder, first-degree burglary and third-degree felony in possession of a weapon. The shooting happened when police were investigating home burglaries and car thefts. Officers were inspecting a hotel in 2012 when Barnum opened fire from a bathroom. Two officers shot back, striking Barnum in the arm, and one officer was injured. Barnum later admitted to the committing thefts and burglaries to feed a heroin addiction.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/05...ostpopular

As far as facial tatts go, that's one of the better "jail house" facial tatts I've ever seen. The eyeball puts it over the top.

[Duchess]

He tattooed his eyeball. Holy shit. No brain, no pain.

[HairOfTheDog]

Cry bitch, cry...


^ Cynthia V. Anderson, 56, was arrested Friday.

Police said Anderson showed up at the airport in Nebraska on Thursday with five dogs and hoped to return to her home in Clearwater, Florida. She was denied entry on the plane because the puppies were less than two weeks old, the Grand Island Independent reports, and federal aviation rules state dogs must be at least eight weeks old to fly.

Anderson came back to the airport the next day with the two older dogs in the proper kennels, but was spotted trying to sneak a Doberman puppy in her carry-on luggage. She was denied travel.

Witnesses told police they then saw Anderson enter an airport bathroom with the puppy but leave without it. The dead puppy was found drowned in the toilet by another passenger.

Anderson is currently held in Hall County Jail on charges of animal abuse.

[crash]

Houston Police Arrest Two Of The Country’s Dumbest iPad Thieves



Police have arrested the dopey Texas thieves who stole an iPad and then used the device to take celebratory “selfie” photos that were automatically uploaded to the victim’s iCloud account.

Dorian Walker-Gaines, 20, and Dillian Thompson, 22, were busted last night and booked into a Houston jail on felony theft charges. Walker-Gaines is being held on $10,000 bond, while Thompson is locked up in lieu of $5000 bond.




Walker-Gaines (left) and Thompson are pictured in the above mug shots.

According to a criminal complaint, Walker-Gaines confessed that he and Thompson stole the iPad, $5000 in cash, a laptop, and other items from a vehicle owned by Stewart Schaefer, who left the car unlocked in front of his home earlier this month.

Schaefer subsequently discovered that a series of photos had been uploaded to his iCloud account from the stolen device. Those photos showed Walker-Gaines and Thompson inside a Burger King holding fans of $100 bills.

The felony complaint notes that after news about the “selfie” photos began circulating online, a Reddit user contacted a friend of Schaefer’s and provided the names and dates of birth of Walker-Gaines and Thompson.

In addition to the photos, Walker-Gaines--whom TSG yesterday identified as one of the thieves--even uploaded a video (seen below) to his Facebook page that showed him holding cash and declaring, “This, my good people, is what we get from a good night’s hustle.”

The video, recorded hours after the theft, was shot inside the Burger King, which is two miles from Schaefer's residence. Schaefer estimated that the items stolen from his truck were worth about $9000.

[HairOfTheDog]

Jesus. What a couple of clowns.

[imsuchawildflower]

The video just put me over the edge...lol

[Donovan]

My first question is, why does a man hold 9 grand worth of cash and electronics in his truck? And how did they know it was there? Ok that's really two questions.

[imsuchawildflower]

I wondered the sane thing...who leaves that kind of money etc in their car??
But thieves are random...they didn't know it was there. They just were thieves that got lucky then acted like they put in work. Lol.

[HairOfTheDog]

Dog Gone...



^ Ray Comer was seen by multiple witnesses beating, shaking, then finally strangling a young dachshund on Sunday.

Comer, who authorities say is homeless, was further linked to the crime after leaving his identification card next to the dog's body. The dog's body was found with a shoelace around its neck.

The suspect allegedly told police he wanted to be arrested when they found him nearby sitting on a sidewalk.

We really need more mental health facilities in this country.

[Duchess]

Sonofabitch!

[Midwest Spy]

He has a true 'face for radio'.

In fact, I've noticed there are more and more people on TV that have 'faces for radio'.

Are people just generally getting uglier?

[Duchess]

He has a face for horror films!

[Maggot]

Dog Gone...





We really need more mental health facilities in this country.

A few more dentists might be helpful.