mugshots you have to love

[Duchess]

I might want to die rather than have that mouth touch me.

[Duchess]

Alright, maybe not actually die but I'd be screaming bloody murder.

[Maggot]

I would be a smartass and give him beef jerky for Christmas.

[ZEROSPHERES]

Dog Gone...





We really need more mental health facilities in this country.

A few more dentists might be helpful.

Good News! After his arrest he was awarded a free set of teeth if he would allow
'Dear Doctor' to use him in their advertising compaign called 'New Teeth In One Day'.

http://www.deardoctor.com/articles/new-t...n-one-day/








http://www.deardoctor.com/articles/new-t...n-one-day/

[ZEROSPHERES]

He then asked prison officials to call the 'Wizard of Oz' to get him a new brain.

[HairOfTheDog]

Hey, he really does look a lot younger and better with those dental implants.

Still, choppers or no choppers, the guy sure appears mentally ill to me.

I hope he gets put on meds in jail and stays on them when they let him out.

[Maggot]

Sometimes Zero creeps me out. and that don't happen often.

[Blindgreed1]

I would be a smartass and give him beef jerky for Christmas.

I'd give him exactly 5 minutes to get through 1 corn on the cob. 1 second over and I drown him in a bucket of his own piss.

[Maggot]

I would be a smartass and give him beef jerky for Christmas.

I'd give him exactly 5 minutes to get through 1 corn on the cob. 1 second over and I drown him in a bucket of his own piss.

Just think of the sound his slurping would make. like a dog drinking water. Tongue just a floppin everywhere.

[Blindgreed1]

I would be a smartass and give him beef jerky for Christmas.

I'd give him exactly 5 minutes to get through 1 corn on the cob. 1 second over and I drown him in a bucket of his own piss.

Just think of the sound his slurping would make. like a dog drinking water. Tongue just a floppin everywhere.

On the cob or in the bucket?

[Maggot]

Both!!

[HairOfTheDog]

Sappy Sex Story



Kenneth Crowder, 41, was arrested Friday after witnesses in Melbourne, Florida reported a naked man running through their neighborhood, and having sex with a tree.

When an officer arrived, Crowder identified himself as "God". He then tried to attack the officer and stab him with his badge.

Crowder was tased and punched by the cop at which time he claimed to be Thor.

It is believed that Crowder was high on flakka, a synthetic stimulant similar to bath salts. Users sometimes believe they have super-human strength.

Crowder was charged with battery on a law enforcement officer and other charges. The officer and the tree are both reportedly fine.

[ZEROSPHERES]

HotD, He looks more like a resurrected corpse than a living person. Could that be a side effect of the flakka?

[username]

Fight Club!!!

[Duchess]

Sex with a tree. Hahaha! Ranks up there with sex with a discarded loveseat.

[HairOfTheDog]

HotD, He looks more like a resurrected corpse than a living person. Could that be a side effect of the flakka?

He does look like a zombie. I don't know what he normally looks like, but it could be the flakka. I had never heard of flakka before this story; had to look it up.


Flakka is made from a synthetic version of an amphetamine-like stimulant, similar to other drugs like bath salts, and can be snorted, smoked, injected or swallowed. It can make a person violent and falsely feel invincible.

Dennis Wichern, special agent in charge of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration's Chicago field division, says this drug is linked to at least 10 deaths and also is being cut with rat poison and insecticides. It's sold online.

"It's part stimulant like meth or amphetamine, part hallucinogenic like MDMA [Molly], and it has the ability to have a little bit of attributes like PCP," Wichern said. "It's causing big issues for us."

So big, in fact, the DEA put it on an emergency list last year, making flakka illegal. The drug is mainly coming from China and is being seized at O'Hare International Airport, says Ralph Piccirilli with U.S. Customs and Border Protection.

Full story: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/scary-new-de...s-chicago/

[Jimbone]

Ranks up there with sex with a discarded loveseat.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[Duchess]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

...only when you're arrested for boinking the loveseat that was discarded alongside the road.

[Jimbone]

derp

[Jimbone]

...only when you're arrested for boinking the loveseat that was discarded alongside the road.

True. What you need to do is take that loveseat home... light some candles... put on some music... avoid the police altogether.

Clang knows what I'm talking about.