Need to vent out at some jerk that fucked you over recently? Cut up in traffic? Bad service? Stupid relatives? Annoying teenagers who should just go the fuck away? Vent it out here and give us a laugh at how pathetic you are for not giving those shits what they deserve...
Fuck You...bastard Boss for trampling over my rights and the fact that I have to get the Unions in to make you behave
Fuck You...so called friends of my wife who only want stuff from me and couldn't give a fuck otherwise
Fuck You...neighbours that think you're better than everybody else - don't you fucking well know if people know you bitch about your neighbours, you're gonna bitch about them, too, you stupid, stupid fucker
Fuck You...bastard cat for digging your fucking claws in my thigh when I'm pissed and making me spill fucking red wine over my cream carpet
Fuck You...the three drivers that have crashed into my car and drove off over the last four years and sent my insurance plummeting from 12 years no-claims to 3
Fuck You...bastard old parents demanding my time - don't I do enough already - go and fucking annoy your other grown-up offspring and see how they fucking well like it
Fuck You...bank charges - it's the fucking law that you've gotta use a bank to get paid and then the fucking bank charge you for their services
Fuck You...old bastard who takes his dog out in the car at 6am doing 10mph in a 40mph zone - Don't you know I gotta fucking work and you've got all bastard day, you fucking fucker
Fuck You...bitches who decide the right time to pay the cashier is when you've got everything bagged up - can't you fucking count your fucking pennies while it's going through or just give the bastard surly clerk a single note big enough to cover the shit you buy
Fuck You...you, for laughing at my fucking post - now fuck off and do one yourself...
(07-25-2010, 01:18 PM)God Wrote: Fuck You...bastard Boss for trampling over my rights and the fact that I have to get the Unions in to make you behave
Fuck You...so called friends of my wife who only want stuff from me and couldn't give a fuck otherwise
Fuck You...neighbours that think you're better than everybody else - don't you fucking well know if people know you bitch about your neighbours, you're gonna bitch about them, too, you stupid, stupid fucker
Fuck You...bastard cat for digging your fucking claws in my thigh when I'm pissed and making me spill fucking red wine over my cream carpet
Fuck You...the three drivers that have crashed into my car and drove off over the last four years and sent my insurance plummeting from 12 years no-claims to 3
Fuck You...bastard old parents demanding my time - don't I do enough already - go and fucking annoy your other grown-up offspring and see how they fucking well like it
Fuck You...bank charges - it's the fucking law that you've gotta use a bank to get paid and then the fucking bank charge you for their services
Fuck You...old bastard who takes his dog out in the car at 6am doing 10mph in a 40mph zone - Don't you know I gotta fucking work and you've got all bastard day, you fucking fucker
Fuck You...bitches who decide the right time to pay the cashier is when you've got everything bagged up - can't you fucking count your fucking pennies while it's going through or just give the bastard surly clerk a single note big enough to cover the shit you buy
Fuck You...you, for laughing at my fucking post - now fuck off and do one yourself...
All In all, not a bad day then?
Of course America had been discovered earlier. It was hushed up.
Fuck You... Bastard House Guests - it's taken me a whole day to get over your fucking rude behaviour - you won't fucking enjoy my hospitality again or my beers and good food. What's that? We must go to your house sometime? Sure, when you're dead and cold in the ground, I'll have a fucking piss around the shithole you call home.
(07-25-2010, 01:07 PM)God Wrote: Need to vent out at some jerk that fucked you over recently? Cut up in traffic? Bad service? Stupid relatives? Annoying teenagers who should just go the fuck away? Vent it out here and give us a laugh at how pathetic you are for not giving those shits what they deserve...
Fuck YOU for making me read this bullshit when I could have been staring at Duchess' avatar a little more. Vent? I'd like to wrap a vent with air duct attached right around your annoying neck, how about that ...
A sizable rant aimed at the folks at my local Nissan dealer..from where we lease our Cube. Heard from another Cube owner this AM that Nissan is recaling some '09 and '10 Cubes due to a possible fuel leak. SO..I called the service dept at our dealer and asked WTF was up, and do I need to bring my car in? The response.."Recall? What recall?" SO..I read to him from the press release..and after being put on hold for several minutes was told "Nope..you car is not affected". Nice to know these guys are all on the ball about this shit.