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Daily Fuck Yous
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07-25-2010, 01:07 PM
Need to vent out at some jerk that fucked you over recently? Cut up in traffic? Bad service? Stupid relatives? Annoying teenagers who should just go the fuck away? Vent it out here and give us a laugh at how pathetic you are for not giving those shits what they deserve...
07-25-2010, 01:18 PM
Fuck You...bastard Boss for trampling over my rights and the fact that I have to get the Unions in to make you behave
Fuck You...so called friends of my wife who only want stuff from me and couldn't give a fuck otherwise Fuck You...neighbours that think you're better than everybody else - don't you fucking well know if people know you bitch about your neighbours, you're gonna bitch about them, too, you stupid, stupid fucker Fuck You...bastard cat for digging your fucking claws in my thigh when I'm pissed and making me spill fucking red wine over my cream carpet Fuck You...the three drivers that have crashed into my car and drove off over the last four years and sent my insurance plummeting from 12 years no-claims to 3 Fuck You...bastard old parents demanding my time - don't I do enough already - go and fucking annoy your other grown-up offspring and see how they fucking well like it Fuck You...bank charges - it's the fucking law that you've gotta use a bank to get paid and then the fucking bank charge you for their services Fuck You...old bastard who takes his dog out in the car at 6am doing 10mph in a 40mph zone - Don't you know I gotta fucking work and you've got all bastard day, you fucking fucker Fuck You...bitches who decide the right time to pay the cashier is when you've got everything bagged up - can't you fucking count your fucking pennies while it's going through or just give the bastard surly clerk a single note big enough to cover the shit you buy Fuck You... you, for laughing at my fucking post - now fuck off and do one yourself... 
07-25-2010, 01:26 PM
FUCK YOU to hair salons that give you cuts that are horrible! and they are not the cheap salons! never again! it can grow down to my ass!
07-25-2010, 01:40 PM
Maybe it was all they could do, LC?
'Sides pubic hair down your ass-crack suits you better anyways.... Now if you could just get a face lift, to get your crack-hair over your alopecia...  (hey, can anyone do a smilie of that?) 
07-25-2010, 01:44 PM
I'd like to give a general fuck you to...well, you know who you are. 
07-25-2010, 01:53 PM
(07-25-2010, 01:40 PM)God Wrote: Maybe it was all they could do, LC? FUCK YOU! i'm going to hell for sure now! ::demon:: 
07-25-2010, 11:40 PM
(07-25-2010, 01:18 PM)God Wrote: Fuck You...bastard Boss for trampling over my rights and the fact that I have to get the Unions in to make you behaveAll In all, not a bad day then?
Of course America had been discovered earlier. It was hushed up.
Mark Twain
07-25-2010, 11:45 PM
It does get worse!
07-26-2010, 02:49 PM
Fuck You... Bastard House Guests - it's taken me a whole day to get over your fucking rude behaviour - you won't fucking enjoy my hospitality again or my beers and good food. What's that? We must go to your house sometime? Sure, when you're dead and cold in the ground, I'll have a fucking piss around the shithole you call home.
07-27-2010, 08:16 AM
My first fuck you of the day ~ It goes to Mock's webhost. I may not understand all I need to in regards to tech issues but, I sure as hell know bullshit when I see it.
07-27-2010, 09:25 AM
(07-25-2010, 01:07 PM)God Wrote: Need to vent out at some jerk that fucked you over recently? Cut up in traffic? Bad service? Stupid relatives? Annoying teenagers who should just go the fuck away? Vent it out here and give us a laugh at how pathetic you are for not giving those shits what they deserve... Fuck YOU for making me read this bullshit when I could have been staring at Duchess' avatar a little more. Vent? I'd like to wrap a vent with air duct attached right around your annoying neck, how about that ... 
07-27-2010, 10:43 AM
A sizable rant aimed at the folks at my local Nissan dealer..from where we lease our Cube. Heard from another Cube owner this AM that Nissan is recaling some '09 and '10 Cubes due to a possible fuel leak. SO..I called the service dept at our dealer and asked WTF was up, and do I need to bring my car in? The response.."Recall? What recall?" SO..I read to him from the press release..and after being put on hold for several minutes was told "Nope..you car is not affected". Nice to know these guys are all on the ball about this shit.
07-27-2010, 11:50 AM
If you drive a fucking Cube (have you seen the state of those fuckers?)
then you need to say "Excuse Me" for being such a fucking eyesore on the roads I heard they were giving them away with just two coupons from cereal packets... Fuel leak? That wasn't a design fault - if you saw one you'd light it up, too. Nissan Cube - Fucking Fuckers Car for Fucking Fuckers
07-27-2010, 12:20 PM
well, the cube has the aerodynamics of a refrigerator. gotta give it that.
sorry QB.  
07-27-2010, 12:36 PM
Say what you want about my damn Cube..I get 28-30 MPG in the city. And both me and my husband fit our big butts into it. So
07-27-2010, 12:42 PM
30mpg in the city,
and a lot of embarrassed lookers-on proves you must drive fucking blind - do your fat asses get in the way of the mirrors and all-round view? 
07-28-2010, 01:17 AM
A big FUCK YOU to the cherry tree that produced the cherries I ate tonight which now forces me to write this post while on the shitter.
Fug duh kund
07-28-2010, 06:18 AM
You cherry-picked that one, didn't you?
07-31-2010, 09:20 AM
We haven't heard from him in a few days - does he need rescuing? lol!
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