The Felony-Stupid Criminal File

[IMaDick]

Can you believe this shit!

Lady Cop
~SuperMod~

"we don't do newbie hell intros anymore"

[Duchess]

Bitch..Bitch..Bitch

Here's my phone, baby...Go call somebody who cares.

[Lady Cop]

and keep your whiney-ass unrelated complaints out of this thread. you KNEW we made changes. in fact we already had this discussion. maybe we'll make even more changes, who the hell knows. nobody has curtailed YOUR freedom of speech.

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[Lady Cop]

oh shit...
one-legged man named george bush...shouldn't be too hard to track down! BWAAAAAA

September 14, 2010

ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- Deputies chased a man in a car Tuesday just feet from where children were standing waiting for their school bus, eyewitnesses told WFTV. The driver ended up crashing into a light pole, knocking out power to several homes in Zellwood for a period of time.

Tuesday afternoon, deputies said the driver is George Bush and he is either 47 or 48 years old. Deputies also said Bush only has one leg. Investigators said the car he was driving had been loaned to him by an associate in Lake County.

Children and parents, who were standing at a school bus stop near Mohawk Drive and Holly Street (see map) , saw the whole thing. Some parents believe the incident put their kids in danger.

WFTV asked deputies if they called off their pursuit when they saw children nearby.

"We had, I'd say, about 15 kids out there waiting on the bus. The kids start running and stuff," witness Lillian Briggs said.

Residents of a Zellwood neighborhood said the car that crashed and knocked out power to several homes nearly hit a number of children as it sped away from deputies.

"The cars came around the corner too fast, entirely too fast, and there was kids coming down the road as well," she said.

Witnesses said Holly Street was lined with children waiting for a school bus when two deputy cruisers tired to pull the vehicle over. Officers said they realized the driver was dangerously fleeing, so they stopped following and, moments later, the driver crashed and took off into nearby woods.

[Lady Cop]

Manatee sheriff: Man says cocaine in his buttocks isn’t his
'scuse me, that's YOUR ass the coke is jammed into.



from bradenton.com

MANATEE — A search of a 25-year-old man following a traffic stop Wednesday morning revealed one bag of marijuana and one bag of cocaine in the driver’s buttocks, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. The driver said only the marijuana belonged to him.

Raymond Stanley Roberts was pulled over at 8:40 a.m. in the 500 block of 63^rd Avenue East. Approaching the Hyundai, deputies said they could smell a strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle, according to the report.

After writing a speeding ticket, one of the deputies asked Roberts if he smoked marijuana and when had he done it last. According to the arrest report, Roberts replied that he smoked the night before and there was nothing in the car. He then told the two deputies to search the car.
Roberts

While searching Roberts’ person, deputies felt a soft object in his buttocks. The report said Roberts then said, “Let me get it,” and pulled out a clear plastic bag of marijuana weighing 4.5 grams.

He was then asked if he was holding anything else, and Roberts said no.

Deputies then felt another soft object in the same area and pulled it out through the exterior of Roberts’ shorts. The object was a bag with 27 pieces of rock cocaine weighing 3.5 grams, the report stated.

When the bag fell to the ground, Roberts immediately said, according to the report, “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.” He then stated that his friend had borrowed the vehicle before and he saw the cocaine on the passenger seat when he was pulled over.

Roberts has been charged with possession of rock cocaine and marijuana. He was released Wednesday from Manatee County jail after posting a $1,120 bond.

[Lady Cop]

sorry for the children.

but here is a candidate for this year's Darwin Award.

SOUTH GATE, Calif. (KABC) -- A man was killed and a woman was left with critical burns Saturday apparently while attempting to steal copper wire from an electrical vault that exploded in South Gate, according to authorities.

The explosion was reported about 4:15 p.m. at an empty lot in the 3000 block of Firestone Boulevard, police said.

Police said officers who responded to the call found the two people next to a burning transformer.

The man died at the scene and the woman was taken to a hospital.

Authorities said they believe the woman was burned when she grabbed her husband trying to save him.

"I just heard a loud explosion and a lady screaming," said Jose Carrasco, who was near the scene. "I saw her half burned and she was crying, asking for help."

Two children, a 3-year-old and 6-year-old, were found in a truck parked near the lot.

Police said they believe they are the couple's children. They were unharmed and taken into protective custody.

[Lady Cop]

lethal injection should take care of that hiccup problem.

(CNN) -- A Florida teenager who gained national notoriety for a case of the hiccups that lasted for weeks in 2007 has been arrested and charged with first-degree murder, authorities said.

Jennifer Mee, 19, was arrested and charged Sunday, according to jail booking information on the Pinellas County Sheriff's Office website.

In 2007, Mee's non-stop hiccups gained national attention. She earned the nickname "Hiccup Girl" and appeared multiple times on NBC's "Today" show.

Mee and two others -- Laron Raiford, 20, and Lamont Newton, 22 -- were arrested and accused of fatally shooting a man during an armed robbery attempt in St. Petersburg, Florida, Saturday night.

"Jennifer Mee lured the victim to the address...and Laron Raiford and Lamont Newton robbed him at gunpoint and took miscellaneous items from his person," St. Petersburg Police Sgt. T.A. Skinner said in a statement.
The three are accused of shooting and killing a man using a .38-caliber revolver, according to an arrest affidavit. The victim "received three gunshot wounds to the chest and one gunshot wound to the shoulder," the affidavit said.

"All three suspects admitted to their involvement and were charged with 1^st degree felony murder," Skinner's statement said.
The shooting occurred at 10:30 p.m. Saturday, according to police.
Mee's desperate search for a hiccup cure, first reported in the St. Petersburg Times newspaper, captured the interest of people across the Tampa Bay area -- and beyond.
"We've tried sugar, peanut butter, breathing in a bag, having people scare me," she said in a photo slideshow posted on the newspaper's website in February 2007.
Suggestions -- and interview requests -- poured in. She flew to New York City to appear on the "Today" show. Months later, after her hiccups were cured, she returned for another interview.

[BlueTiki]

lethal injection should take care of that hiccup problem.
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hahahahaha!

This is from her MySpace page:

"My name is jennifer, im almost 19 but dont let the age fool you, the struggles ive been through has made me grown up so much. Im always havin fun chillin or vibbin to some gucci im a down ass chick and all the others will never compare so dont try me like im the next hoe. Ive lived in florida for a while now but my heart is still in vermont? im trying to better myself and just move on in life. Im single& not lookin but if a real nigga comes along then im here hit me up if you need to kno anymore"

[Lady Cop]

Nov 2, 2010
Conn.

Marian Wegiel, 63, was in court on Monday to answer to accusations he sexually assaulted his neighbors horse and pleaded not guilty.

When questioned by police, he said he was trying to comfort a female horse in a corral, heard a loud noise and he might have inadvertently put his fingers inside one of the horses, Shelton police said.

On Monday, Wegiel's attorney said he believed there were communication problems between his client, who is Polish, and police.

Police went to the corral on Partridge Lane on Oct. 18 after receiving a report about a man who appeared to be touching the horse in a sexual manner and the horse appeared to be in pain, police said.

Attorney Ralph Crozier said his client was on his neighbor's property because he noticed the horses had become frightened by a loud noise and tried to calm them. Crozier has aked for a Polish translator to attend Wegiel's next court date on Dec. 7.

Shelton police previously said they have never seen anything like this.

Wegiel was charged with forth-degree sexual assault, cruelty to animals, third-degree criminal trespass and second-degree breach of peace.

Three horses were in the corral, but only the one female horse appeared to be touched, police said.

The homeowner called a veterinarian who inspected the horses and said they fear this could happen again.

[Duchess]

*gasp* Sonofabitch!

[Lady Cop]

i am so sick of this asshole!
The prison system’s Gender Identity Disorder Treatment Committee?
FUCK THAT SHIT! THIS STATE IS FULL OF MOONBATS AND BIRKENSTOCK-WEARING, PRIUS-DRIVING IDIOTS! I AM NOT PAYING FOR THAT SHIT!
let him cut off his dick, who cares??



BOSTON HERALD:A transsexual convicted killer suing the Department of Correction to have taxpayers pay for a new round of electrolysis and a sex-change operation doesn’t have any hair issues that couldn’t be resolved by more razor work and heavier makeup, the chairman of the prison system’s Gender Identity Disorder Treatment Committee claims in a newly filed court document.

“I believe that her opinion that if she didn’t shave for a week she’d have a full beard (like mine as she indicated) is a serious distortion. It is my opinion that a reasonable accommodation to address this inmate’s concern would be to allow the inmate to shave more frequently (twice daily) and to allow the use of cosmetics to further feminize her appearance,” Dr. Robert B. Diener wrote of Robert “Michelle” Kosilek in a report filed last week in U.S. District Court in Boston.

Chief Judge Mark L. Wolf has twice refused to order DOC to restart permanent hair-removal treatments for Kosilek, which DOC contends fell short of their desired effect in the past.

Kosilek, 61, formerly of Mansfield, was born male but is living and dressing as a woman while on hormones at the all-male MCI-Norfolk state prison, where he is serving life for the 1990 strangulation of his 36-year-old wife Cheryl Kosilek.

Diener, chief psychiatrist for DOC’s mental health service provider, “is not an independent expert,” Kosilek’s attorney, Frances Cohen, told the Herald yesterday. “He is a psychiatrist. He has no knowledge of electrolysis.”

Kosilek, who has been waiting 10 years for Wolf’s decision on his sex-change suit and who claims in court filings he has attempted both suicide and self-castration in his despair, “has informed the court that in her view the record is closed and she’s ready for a decision,” Cohen said.

DOC spokeswoman Diane Wiffin said the department does not comment on pending litigation.

[Lady Cop]

see post #25. same county. florida of course.

Bradenton.com

MANATEE — When Jessi Lynn Clark pulled out Oxycodone and Xanax pills from her crotch during a traffic stop, she immediately told officers they weren’t hers, according to the Bradenton Police Department.

Clark, 29, was a passenger in the car that was pulled over at 12:15 p.m. Thursday in the 1300 block of First Street West because she was not wearing a seat belt.

The driver consented to a search of the vehicle, according to the report, and as deputies were speaking to him, Clark pulled out a paper towel from her crotch.

Inside the paper towel were three Oxycodone pills and three Xanax pills, the report said.

Clark told officers that the driver of the vehicle had told her to put the drugs down her pants, according to the report. The driver denied that. he stated he didn't know what was in her pants.

Clark has been charged with two counts of possession of a controlled substance and was in Manatee County jail on bonds totaling $2,000.

click for police report--->

[Lady Cop]

yes, always answer the door to the police with your pants down.

AZCentral.com
Police said a man answered the door with his pants around his ankles when an officer followed up on a complaint that he had previously exposed himself to a mother and her children.

The woman was outside her apartment with her 8- and 10-year-old children about 5 p.m. Sunday when they told police they saw a man pull his jeans down to his ankles. He was not wearing any underwear and began wiggling his hips, court records state. :B

She called police to report the man, who she described as White and in his 50s. The man was wearing a blue shirt with his blue jeans around his ankles as he stood in front of an apartment, police records state.

When police arrived and knocked on the door, Michael Polley, 55, answered the door with his pants still around his ankles and was "immediately angry," according to records.

Police said Polley went into the stairwell and began shouting expletives at the officer, telling him to get away, records state. The woman and her children were standing under the stairwell and also began calling to the officer, saying "that's him!"

According to records, Polley ran back to his doorway, but continued shouting at the officer.

The officer informed Polley he was under arrest and asked him to step outside, but Polley refused. The officer then called for backup as Polley tried to slam the door on him.

However, the officer was able to stop the door and grabbed Polley's arm. Records state Polley violently tried to push the officer away.

When another officer arrived at the apartment, each officer held on to one of Polley's arms. One officer was able to get the handcuff on Polley's left wrist, but Polley tensed his shoulders and would not allow the cuffs near his right arm.

The officers were able to arrest him after a struggle.

Court records did not indicate whether Polley was asked to put his pants on again before he attempted to resist arrest.

[Lady Cop]

HOW TO IMPRESS A FIRST DATE~~

$500. AT A CONVENIENCE STORE? WHAT ARE THEY SELLING, LOBSTER TAILS?


What kind of a person allegedly urinates in a convenience store freezer, ruining $508 worth of cookies, bagels, and other baked goods?

Meet Carrie Harkness.

The 23-year-old Pennsylvania woman was charged today with criminal mischief and disorderly conduct in connection with the incident early Saturday at the Country Fair store near her home in Meadville, according to a court docket. A preliminary court hearing has been scheduled for January 12.

Harkness reportedly became upset when workers asked her to leave the business. A store worker today described the befouled freezer as the walk-in variety.

In a Facebook posting last night, Harkness, a mother of two, wrote, “Omg have you ever liked someone so much and go out with them and make a fool of yourself????? wish I could take back friday night!!!!”

[Lady Cop]

12/25/10

FOR THE DESERVING----->

[Lady Cop]

he's 23. she was 50. he had a premature ejacu...oops, i mean firing... problem.

(CNN) -- Arthur Sedille was up-front with police: He would often put a gun to his wife's head during fantasy sex play at their Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, home.

But Sedille said he didn't know the gun was loaded when he pressed it to his wife's head and pulled the handgun's slide back during sex on the night of December 21. SURE YOU DIDN'T!

Now Sedille, 23, is facing the possibility of a murder charge in Canadian County, Oklahoma, in the death of his wife, 50-year-old Rebecca Sedille -- who died when the handgun went off in their bedroom.

According to a probable cause affidavit filed by Oklahoma City police, Sedille said the shooting was accidental. He called 911 afterward, according to police.

Investigators decided to arrest and jail Sedille on suspicion of first-degree murder out of an abundance of caution, said Oklahoma City police Master Sgt. Gary Knight. However, as of Tuesday afternoon, formal charges had not been filed in the investigation, which is ongoing, Knight said.

He declined to comment on investigators' findings so far.

Although a Canadian County judge found that probable cause exists to hold Sedille on the murder charge, assistant district attorney Paul Hesse said Tuesday he has yet to receive a report from police on the case. As a result, formal charges have not yet been filed, Hesse said.

Sedille remained jailed Tuesday in Oklahoma County, Oklahoma. Police in Oklahoma City -- which spans five counties and 700 square miles -- book all of their prisoners into that county's jail, Knight said.

nice mullet

[Lady Cop]

that's life in the Keys! hahahahaha

A West Palm Beach man taking his grandson for a stroll Monday was so drunk that he passed out on the pavement along U.S. 1 in Marathon -- with the toddler in the stroller right next to the highway, authorities say.

When deputies arrived after two people called in to report the unattended stroller just after noon, they found Raymond Dascott, 56, lying next to the stroller.

Inside the stroller with the 18-month-old child, says Deputy Becky Herrin from the Monroe County Sheriff's Office: Two cold Keystone Ice beers, which Dascott apparently had just bought from the Tom Thumb store at U.S. 1 and 26^th Street. HERE KID, HOLD MY BEER!

Dascott was found at U.S. 1 and 25^th, just one street up from where he was staying, on 24^th Street. When roused, he reportedly told Deputy Bradford Colen he was "resting."

The child's grandmother, who knew Dascott had the boy but didn't know he was drunk, was found and showed up to claim the baby. Herrin didn't have details about the child's parents, but did say the boy's mother "is who called grandma to come to the rescue."

Dascott, whom jail records say is a carpenter, was charged with felony child neglect. He remained in the Monroe County Detention Center on Tuesday with no bond.

[Lady Cop]

ALLIANCE, Ohio - A private snow plow driver in Stark County decided to take a break from battling icy and snow-covered parking lots and instead turned into a crime fighter.

John Shuman followed a suspected purse snatcher for 21 miles and gave 911 dispatchers a license plate and a description of the car.

Strangely, the suspect, 18-year-old Cody Bragg, also called 911, concerned about the snow plow on his tail.

"There's a guy in a snow plow and he's following me and he's scaring me," Bragg told an Alliance 911 operator.

The incident began at the Alliance Walmart store at 2700 W. State Street.

Jennifer Kisner was loading groceries into her car, when a car pulled slowly pulled alongside of her and grabbed her purse from a shopping cart.

Kisner chased after the car and tried to get her purse back.

"I reached inside the car and grabbed a hold of his neck and he proceeded to drag me about 60 feet," Kisner told NewsChannel 5.

Shuman saw the whole crime go down and began chasing the suspect, who was driving a Honda Civic.

"I was raised a good, old boy. I was raised to, you work hard for stuff, (I'm) not gonna let someone just take it from you," Shuman said.

Shuman said he was not surprised that Bragg was nervous as his pickup, with an 8-foot wide plow, got closer.

"Yeah, I'm sure I was close and that could be part of the reason, I suppose, he called 911," Shuman said.

Shuman, who has a concealed carry permit, said he was prepared to confront the purse snatcher, but a dispatcher advised him to avoid a confrontation.

Police arrested Bragg a few hours later at a home on Greenbower Street and he confessed to robbery, officers said.

The fact that Bragg called 911 is now amusing to both the victim and the good samaritan.

"Definitely dumbest criminal, for sure," Shuman said.

"It's hard to believe people are really that ignorant," Kisner said.

Bragg is being held in the Stark County Jail on $50,000 bond, charged with robbery and theft.

[Lady Cop]

well hell, he didn't call me!

India:
RAIPUR: A 15-year-old boy was arrested here for making over 350 obscene calls to women cops, police said Sunday.

Women police cell in-charge Chitralekha Sharma said the boy was picked up from the Gudhiyari area late Saturday after police got the call details and located his residence.

"The boy was using his mother's cell phone and had made over 350 obscene calls Friday and Saturday on toll free numbers 100 and women police cell number 1091," Sharma told reporters.

At both the numbers, women were posted to attend the calls.

[Lady Cop]

UNarmed robbery.

Orlando Sentinel
Monday's holdup of the Fairwinds Credit Union was fairly routine until the suspect's arm popped off, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office.

Caught walking out of the bank in west Orlando, Matthew Meguiar struggled briefly and gave Deputy Christopher Thomas one of the surprises of his career.

"The suspect's arm came off during this arrest," said sheriff's spokesman Jeff Williamson.

After handcuffing Meguiar, 26, as well as they could, deputies placed the prosthesis on the roof of a patrol car while they questioned witnesses about the attempted robbery at 6329 W. Colonial Drive, according to Williamson and arrest records.

A teller told deputies that Meguiar walked into the lobby about 1:45 p.m. and handed him a note, "This is a robbery, bills in bag." The teller recognized Meguiar as a regular customer, a report states. DUMBASS!!

After filling a bag with cash, teller Marc Nguyen tried to push it through a slot in the teller's cage. Upon being told it was too big to slide through the slot, Meguiar "turned around and walked out the door" without the cash, the report states.

Another teller, Irene Lopez, told deputies she recognized Meguiar from high school years earlier and that he also lived in her apartment complex a half-mile from the credit union, the report states.

A surveillance camera in the lobby showed a man identified by tellers and other witnesses as Meguiar, the man they saw try to hold up the business, the report states.

The suspect's mother, who was not identified, told investigators that her son had been diagnosed as severely depressed and that he suffered from psychotic episodes. When arrested, Meguiar was sweating profusely, very pale and refused to tell deputies or a physician at the Orange County Jail if he had ingested any prescription or illegal drugs, the report states.

Meguiar remained held without bail Tuesday on a charge of attempted robbery.