Annoying Celebrities

[Cynical Ninja]

in case you ever wanted to see madonna's boob.

I might have enjoyed seeing Madonnas boob about 15 years ago, unfortunately she now resembles an unconvincing middle aged tranvestite.

[Lady Cop]

re: post 595 ^

Lindsay Lohan lied to cops last Friday when she told them she was not the person driving when her Porsche crashed into an 18-wheeler in Los Angeles, according to a report from TMZ. NOOOOO! SAY IT ISN'T SO!

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Lohan could be prosecuted for lying to cops and as a result, her probation could be revoked. According to TMZ’s report, Lohan told police that she was a passenger in the car at the time of the accident and that her assistant was the one driving.

But Lohan’s assistant said later that Lohan was the one behind the wheel, law enforcement sources told TMZ.

Lohan’s rep told Fox411.com “we’re not commenting on this right now” when asked about the accusations.

Police will reportedly file a report with the claims she lied to cops, which is a crime. The lie could trigger a probation violation report in her shoplifting case, which could mean she will face jail time, TMZ reports.

OH SURE SHE WILL

[aussiefriend]

Kinda easy to spot an 18 wheeler pulling into another lane if you're not speeding and watching the road.

For you maybe!

So you're saying you have a difficult time with this? Why doesn't that surprise me?

The point is, how do you miss an 18 wheeler? I was being sarcastic.

[ramseycat]

How do they know the assistant isn't the one lying?

[Lady Cop]

Report: Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes set to divorce

One of Hollywood's most talked-about couples has reportedly come to an end.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting a divorce after five years of marriage, People magazine reports.

An attorney for Holmes told the magazine in a statement, "This is a personal and private matter for Katie and her family. Katie's primary concern remains, as it always has been, her daughter's best interest."

CNN is pursuing comment on this report.

The pair tied the knot in November 2006 after welcoming their only child, daughter Suri, in April of that year.

Just last month, Cruise, 49, was gushing about his 33-year-old wife in an interview with Playboy.

"I'm a romantic," the "Rock of Ages" actor said. "I like doing things like creating romantic dinners, and she enjoys that. ... I'm just happy, and I have been since the moment I met her. What we have is very special."

This was Holmes' first marriage and No. 3 for Cruise. The actor was wed for 10 years to actress Nicole Kidman, with whom he has two children, and before that had said "I do" to actress Mimi Rogers.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Freaking Scientologists, they all give me the CREEPS.

[Duchess]

I get the impression that he is more than a little controlling. I think he may have been behind her getting her hair cut off when they were first together, I think he prefers that she doesn't act and I knew for sure he was a tightass when he began to correct those who refer to her as Katie, he insists she be called Kate.

I don't know how or why I even know this bullshit.

[Lady Cop]

[aussiefriend]

Freaking Scientologists, they all give me the CREEPS.

They have a weird scary look about them. It's a cult.

She has looked miserable for years.

[nrkerr]

Just an interesting fact...

As I was sittiing in my seat at the theatre tonight, waiting for Magic Mike to start...I read that Tom Cruise has gotten divorced from all 3 wives when each one turned 33.

Is it me, or doesn't that seem a little strange??







BTW...I know you don't give a shit that I saw Magic Mike tonight. I was just throwing that out there

[Riotgear]

Freaking Scientologists, they all give me the CREEPS.

They have a weird scary look about them. It's a cult.

She has looked miserable for years.

Hmmm...Nah, too easy.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Just an interesting fact...

As I was sittiing in my seat at the theatre tonight, waiting for Magic Mike to start...I read that Tom Cruise has gotten divorced from all 3 wives when each one turned 33.

Is it me, or doesn't that seem a little strange??







BTW...I know you don't give a shit that I saw Magic Mike tonight. I was just throwing that out there

That's that Steven Sonnerburg (sp) vehicle with Channing Tatum and Matt McConaghey? How was it?

33 was when Jesus gave up the Holy Spirit btw

[nrkerr]

Just an interesting fact...

As I was sittiing in my seat at the theatre tonight, waiting for Magic Mike to start...I read that Tom Cruise has gotten divorced from all 3 wives when each one turned 33.

Is it me, or doesn't that seem a little strange??







BTW...I know you don't give a shit that I saw Magic Mike tonight. I was just throwing that out there

That's that Steven Sonnerburg (sp) vehicle with Channing Tatum and Matt McConaghey? How was it?

33 was when Jesus gave up the Holy Spirit btw

The dancing was GREAT!!! The storyline...not the best.

Sadly, I think it will go down as the male version of Showgirls.

That being said...I enjoyed watching it.

[aussiefriend]

Now they can finally be together anyone feel like a massage?

[pspence]

Freaking Scientologists, they all give me the CREEPS.

My mom lives in Clearwater Florida. The scientologists own the whole town. You see them everywhere wearing these uniforms...very creepy.

[pspence]

Now they can finally be together anyone feel like a massage?

[Lady Cop]

[Cynical Ninja]

I think its nice to see that Katie has finally escaped from her cage.

I hope she gets custody of the kid but seeing as gayboy Tom has the might of the church of Scientology behind him I can't see that happening.

[Ma Huang Sor]

she moved out while he was in Iceland. She'll keep the kids if she wants to.

[HairOfTheDog]

An update for my friend, aussie - Mock's own Snooki fan.



Baby's due in a couple of months. Exciting stuff.

P.s. bet you're loving the new hair.