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In 3 weeks I go through a "body scanner" at the Airport
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#21
11-10-2010, 09:41 PM
(11-10-2010, 08:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You don't want to tell me about your lovely, tweed Kate Spade? Smiley_emoticons_wink

hahahaha busted.

No, I am ashamed.
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11-10-2010, 10:08 PM
(11-10-2010, 07:32 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(11-10-2010, 06:29 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's really going to piss you off if Carsman makes more money than you do.

We're rather financially comfortable if I do say so myself! Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Oh hell, so what? You're 10 years in on your 45 year mortgage on the double-wide? You've got a case of Bud Light in the cooler, you eat out at KFC at least once a week and your kids are comfortably going to be able to afford local community college classes?
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11-10-2010, 10:22 PM
(11-10-2010, 09:22 PM)Maggot Wrote: If they find a quarter can I have it? I want to send my wife's cooch through that thing.

Isn't that what you meant?
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11-11-2010, 09:34 AM
I look good naked so I don't care.
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11-11-2010, 10:20 AM
(11-10-2010, 10:08 PM)username Wrote:
(11-10-2010, 07:32 PM)Carsman Wrote:
(11-10-2010, 06:29 PM)Cracker Wrote: It's really going to piss you off if Carsman makes more money than you do.

We're rather financially comfortable if I do say so myself! Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

Oh hell, so what? You're 10 years in on your 45 year mortgage on the double-wide? You've got a case of Bud Light in the cooler, you eat out at KFC at least once a week and your kids are comfortably going to be able to afford local community college classes?

No double wide here, and no mortgage on either our northern villa & or our southern villa. "0" credit card debt, pay cash for everything, including our 3 cars. (2 luxury, 1 average) Never drank beer, we do eat out 3 to 4 times a week, and at fine restaurants, and kids, all 4, went to notable colleges.
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11-11-2010, 10:27 AM
(11-10-2010, 07:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:

What kind of handbag does your wife carry?

Yes, I know it's crass to ask.

She has several Coach, as well as Dooney & Borke every day bags. And for special occasions she has a Prada!
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11-11-2010, 10:28 AM
And I still have concerns about the scanner!
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11-11-2010, 10:31 AM
(11-11-2010, 10:28 AM)Carsman Wrote: And I still have concerns about the scanner!
Is that because you have Dunlap disease and a little wenis?

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11-11-2010, 10:41 AM
(11-11-2010, 10:31 AM)sally Wrote:
(11-11-2010, 10:28 AM)Carsman Wrote: And I still have concerns about the scanner!
Is that because you have Dunlap disease and a little wenis?

Only one way to find out!








(oh yeah, another way may be the scanner)
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11-11-2010, 12:31 PM
(11-11-2010, 10:28 AM)Carsman Wrote: And I still have concerns about the scanner!

I'm still a bit fuzzy about your concerns. Is it the privacy issue, concern for your swimmers or do you suffer from geliophobia?

If you opt for the pat-down, request someone with small, warm hands.
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11-11-2010, 01:18 PM
(11-11-2010, 12:31 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(11-11-2010, 10:28 AM)Carsman Wrote: And I still have concerns about the scanner!

I'm still a bit fuzzy about your concerns. Is it the privacy issue, concern for your swimmers or do you suffer from geliophobia?

If you opt for the pat-down, request someone with small, warm hands.

And to make sure she's HOT!

I don't like x-ray machines of any kind, and now this super powerful x-ray machine, I don't want my eyebrows to fall off! And I want my swimmers to still be able to swim!
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11-11-2010, 01:21 PM
only same gender will do pat-downs.

why not just drive south Cars? air travel sucks.

















































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11-11-2010, 01:21 PM
Well . . . here's something to fuel the paranoia.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/11/11/pil...l?iref=NS1
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11-11-2010, 01:47 PM
(11-11-2010, 01:21 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: only same gender will do pat-downs.

why not just drive south Cars? air travel sucks.

I know about the same gender thing, too bad.

As for driving, we used to drive until the mid 90's, then it just seemed so much easier to fly. We have breakfast, close up the northern villa here, get ride to Airport, get on plane, 3 hours later we're there. We get picked by car service, and are at our southern villa in 30 minutes. Get in our car there, and drive to our favorite restaurant for lunch!
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11-11-2010, 01:50 PM
(11-11-2010, 01:21 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Well . . . here's something to fuel the paranoia.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/11/11/pil...l?iref=NS1

Well fortunately, I'm not a pilot who when going to work, has to be scanned several times a week.
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11-11-2010, 04:44 PM
(11-11-2010, 10:20 AM)Carsman Wrote: No double wide here, and no mortgage on either our northern villa & or our southern villa. "0" credit card debt, pay cash for everything, including our 3 cars. (2 luxury, 1 average) Never drank beer, we do eat out 3 to 4 times a week, and at fine restaurants, and kids, all 4, went to notable colleges.

Didn't your mama ever teach you it's crass to talk about how much money you have? Nouveau riche. 78

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11-11-2010, 05:04 PM
(11-11-2010, 04:44 PM)username Wrote:
(11-11-2010, 10:20 AM)Carsman Wrote: No double wide here, and no mortgage on either our northern villa & or our southern villa. "0" credit card debt, pay cash for everything, including our 3 cars. (2 luxury, 1 average) Never drank beer, we do eat out 3 to 4 times a week, and at fine restaurants, and kids, all 4, went to notable colleges.

Didn't your mama ever teach you it's crass to talk about how much money you have? Nouveau riche. 78

No, she never sent me to finishing school! But she did warn me about body scanners!

And you were the one who mentioned double wide & the other putdowns, I only initially said we were "comfortable"!


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11-11-2010, 11:47 PM
Villa this, villa that. Who knew "villa" was code for Motel 6? I think you're lyiing but if you post your last 3 year's tax returns (along with a picture of you next to today's paper), I might reconsider and believe you.

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11-12-2010, 10:29 AM
(11-11-2010, 11:47 PM)username Wrote: Villa this, villa that. Who knew "villa" was code for Motel 6? I think you're lyiing but if you post your last 3 year's tax returns (along with a picture of you next to today's paper), I might reconsider and believe you.

Villa is my word I like for house, and it is not at all important to me what you believe, or don't believe! "This shit isn't real" as another thread asked, or is it?
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11-26-2010, 11:13 AM
Well it had to happen, "they" are making calendars out of the scans. Here's Miss January!

http://www.calendarhome.com/cgi-bin/phot...Created+by
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