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#21
02-23-2011, 08:03 PM
I give up.

(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#22
02-23-2011, 08:46 PM
This is really a disgraceful welcome I am receiving. All of the above posters will be reported to the authorities for bad language and/or inferring bestiality on my part.
You should feel thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.
However, all is not lost...I am still willing to lead you into the Promised Land of Heavenly Forums.
As the weeks progress, I will give you some instructions on how to use forum etiquette and also many ideas on the improvements I demand you make here if I am to continue posting.
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02-23-2011, 08:50 PM


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02-23-2011, 08:57 PM
I'm not amused or intrigued by your stupid shit. It IS stupid shit and I have to assume you are fat. I didn't quote it because it was too stupid to be posted even once.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#25
02-23-2011, 08:59 PM
Fuck off and go away. (In case you didn't catch the drift of the less-offensive post.)

Duchess,

Don't make these idiots members. They add no value. If I want to read stupid shit, I'll go to a gamer forum or read my local hick board.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#26
02-23-2011, 09:01 PM
(02-23-2011, 08:46 PM)bert Wrote: This is really a disgraceful welcome I am receiving. All of the above posters will be reported to the authorities for bad language and/or inferring bestiality on my part.
You should feel thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.
However, all is not lost...I am still willing to lead you into the Promised Land of Heavenly Forums.
As the weeks progress, I will give you some instructions on how to use forum etiquette and also many ideas on the improvements I demand you make here if I am to continue posting.

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#27
02-23-2011, 09:04 PM
(02-23-2011, 08:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: Duchess,

Don't make these idiots members. They add no value. If I want to read stupid shit, I'll go to a gamer forum or read my local hick board.


I don't make anyone a member & I sincerely doubt LC will be moved to do so.

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#28
02-23-2011, 09:34 PM
(02-23-2011, 09:04 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-23-2011, 08:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: Duchess,

Don't make these idiots members. They add no value. If I want to read stupid shit, I'll go to a gamer forum or read my local hick board.


I don't make anyone a member & I sincerely doubt LC will be moved to do so.

At least they have each other to talk to.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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02-23-2011, 10:11 PM
(02-23-2011, 08:59 PM)Cracker Wrote: Fuck off and go away. (In case you didn't catch the drift of the less-offensive post.)

Duchess,

Don't make these idiots members. They add no value. If I want to read stupid shit, I'll go to a gamer forum or read my local hick board.

So you mean they have the retard quota covered with you and Dick?

I'm just saying...
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#30
02-23-2011, 11:33 PM
Ah well, I guess I'll have to put up with you retards, although I don't know why I should bother.
Perhaps after reading my quality posts, it will give you all the incentive to try harder with your own 3rd world rubbish.
Now, I have nothing against you lesbians running this show, but do try and treat us gentlemen with respect.
*smooches*
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02-24-2011, 12:42 AM
(02-23-2011, 11:33 PM)bert Wrote: Ah well, I guess I'll have to put up with you retards . . .

Until my overweight mother comes home from her part-time convenience store job stinking of cigarette smoke and reeking with body odor.

Then I have to log off so she can go to her Christian Yoked site while I rub her swollen, hairy, Hobbit feet.

No wonder you hate women, bert.

Except for Lady Gaga and Rosie.
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#32
02-24-2011, 01:33 AM
You really are a stupid stupid womble.
How DARE you talk to me like that.
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#33
02-24-2011, 01:36 AM
(02-23-2011, 11:33 PM)bert Wrote: Ah well, I guess I'll have to put up with you retards, although I don't know why I should bother.
Perhaps after reading my quality posts, it will give you all the incentive to try harder with your own 3rd world rubbish.
Now, I have nothing against you lesbians running this show, but do try and treat us gentlemen with respect.
*smooches*

Only old people still say "3rd (lazy fuck, spell it out) world." The appropriate term is "lesser developed."

Why do these newbies think their schtick is revolutionary? Stick with the Catskills. There are still some feisty octogenarians who would relish your comic talents.

I don't think you should bother anymore. It will be sad to see you go, but I think I can handle it if you go quickly and never look back.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#34
02-24-2011, 01:38 AM
Jesus Christ. That was it for me. That's my limit. Autistic mutherfucker.

(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#35
02-24-2011, 02:56 AM
(02-23-2011, 05:03 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: show me you are sophisticated and intelligent. i need a break.

I have been giving your request some thought,
and have come up with a solution...

Show me your tit's, and I am all yours. True story.
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02-24-2011, 09:05 AM
(02-24-2011, 01:36 AM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-23-2011, 11:33 PM)bert Wrote: Ah well, I guess I'll have to put up with you retards, although I don't know why I should bother.
Perhaps after reading my quality posts, it will give you all the incentive to try harder with your own 3rd world rubbish.
Now, I have nothing against you lesbians running this show, but do try and treat us gentlemen with respect.
*smooches*

Only old people still say "3rd (lazy fuck, spell it out) world." The appropriate term is "lesser developed."

Why do these newbies think their schtick is revolutionary? Stick with the Catskills. There are still some feisty octogenarians who would relish your comic talents.

I don't think you should bother anymore. It will be sad to see you go, but I think I can handle it if you go quickly and never look back.

Cracker, you are overheating due to the use of big sophisticated words. Please add coolant immediately.

Have you heard about the beauty queen that got dethroned for her weight? This bitch should have put down the tacos and shit.
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#37
02-24-2011, 09:09 AM
(02-23-2011, 08:46 PM)bert Wrote: This is really a disgraceful welcome I am receiving. All of the above posters will be reported to the authorities for bad language and/or inferring bestiality on my part.
You should feel thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.
However, all is not lost...I am still willing to lead you into the Promised Land of Heavenly Forums.
As the weeks progress, I will give you some instructions on how to use forum etiquette and also many ideas on the improvements I demand you make here if I am to continue posting.

So far I am finding bert and donkey funny.
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02-24-2011, 09:11 AM
(02-24-2011, 09:05 AM)Keith Stone Wrote: Cracker, you are overheating due to the use of big sophisticated words. Please add coolant immediately.

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#39
02-24-2011, 07:20 PM
I have decided to halve my intellectual abilities so I can converse with you lowly souls.
Where are the tits and sandwiches to be found around here?
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#40
04-04-2012, 12:02 PM
(02-23-2011, 07:46 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why the sudden influx of 17-year-old-boys? Did someone at Toledo High School figure out how to do the proxy so they can Mock during 6th period?

I admit I was wrong. I can no longer love trolls indiscriminately.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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