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#1
03-08-2011, 08:02 PM
Just from looking through several of the intro posts I can see there are some funny fuckers here, so why didn't you shitheads send a couple of them over to C2F? The two you sent are defective. Were you hoping they would stay the fuck away if someone thought they were cool?

Actually, I don't give a fuck. Not sure why I even asked. Might be to make a long meaningless post so that anal fucktard a few threads back won't bust my balls about 2 word posts.
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#2
03-08-2011, 08:06 PM
(03-08-2011, 08:02 PM)lurkmoar Wrote: Actually, I don't give a fuck. Not sure why I even asked. Might be to make a long meaningless post so that anal fucktard a few threads back won't bust my balls about 2 word posts.

Username might have her hands full with you. This should be good.
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#3
03-08-2011, 08:09 PM
"The two you sent are defective."

we didn't send them, they appointed themselves.

















































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03-08-2011, 08:22 PM
Does it seem pathetic to anyone else that the two losers have to have a fake sponsor? How utterly sad they can't find a board to call home...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#5
03-08-2011, 08:27 PM
How utterly sad that anyone calls a board "home".
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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#6
03-08-2011, 08:38 PM
You don't have a "home" board? One that you like better than the others?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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03-08-2011, 08:44 PM
Sure I have boards that I like better than others, however, I'd never call them home. I've seen that shit, where a member returns from an absence..."Welcome home"...meh..just doesnt sound right to me.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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03-08-2011, 08:47 PM
Some people need an internet home.

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Any questions?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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03-08-2011, 08:48 PM


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03-08-2011, 08:52 PM
Cities with the worst teeth:

1. St. Louis
2. Philadelphia
3. Newark
4. Baltimore
5. New Orleans
6. Jackson, Mississippi
7. Jersey City, New Jersey
8. Milwaukee
9. Kansas City
10. Dallas
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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03-08-2011, 08:54 PM
(03-08-2011, 08:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: Cities with the worst teeth:

1. St. Louis
2. Philadelphia
3. Newark
4. Baltimore
5. New Orleans
6. Jackson, Mississippi
7. Jersey City, New Jersey
8. Milwaukee
9. Kansas City
10. Dallas

Who conducted this? Looks like NJ is in pretty bad shape.
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03-08-2011, 08:55 PM
(03-08-2011, 08:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Who conducted this? Looks like NJ is in pretty bad shape.

Men's Health magazine.

There are some funnier lists, but Men's Health is an actual source I can believe.

Although, I thought everywhere in WV would be number one...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#13
03-08-2011, 08:57 PM
(03-08-2011, 08:22 PM)Cracker Wrote: Does it seem pathetic to anyone else that the two losers have to have a fake sponsor? How utterly sad they can't find a board to call home...

Not only is it pathetic, but out of all the assholes that could have pretended to represent us we have to end up with fucking Bert and Tracey. Bert is moderately retarded and Tracey is a disgusting pig with misaligned tits. Go Mock Forums :B.

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#14
03-08-2011, 08:59 PM
(03-08-2011, 08:55 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-08-2011, 08:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Who conducted this? Looks like NJ is in pretty bad shape.

Men's Health magazine.

There are some funnier lists, but Men's Health is an actual source I can believe.

Although, I thought everywhere in WV would be number one...

Probably couldn't find a big enough qualifying city in that great state!! I'd agree with you on that one. Men's Health is a good magazine. Realistic workout plans, and I love their top 100 Hotties issue. Always nice to see where the honeys rank. Sign_pervert
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03-08-2011, 08:59 PM
(03-08-2011, 08:57 PM)sally Wrote: Tracey is a disgusting pig with misaligned tits. Go Mock Forums :B.

What is up with her titties? It's like they are reversed. The West Titty should be where the East Titty is...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#16
03-08-2011, 10:05 PM
I might actually start hanging out here. hah

So, the avatar of the disgusting muffin top with the fake tits is actually a pic of tracey? Holy fucking hell.

And hook me up. I can't even access my own shit. You know you can see more of this forum as a casual passerby than as a registered member? I feel like I'm being punked or some shit.
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#17
03-08-2011, 11:13 PM
You are a newb. This is newbie hell. LC has to make you member, or you have to logout, to see the board.

You have to dazzle them (Duchess and Lady Cop) to be considered.

And don't try to pwnd us. That is just gay.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#18
03-08-2011, 11:22 PM
Now Cracker. Be nice. At least this one titled their thread appropriately. As if we'd assume otherwise, but the idea was there.
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#19
03-09-2011, 12:16 AM
(03-08-2011, 08:06 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(03-08-2011, 08:02 PM)lurkmoar Wrote: Actually, I don't give a fuck. Not sure why I even asked. Might be to make a long meaningless post so that anal fucktard a few threads back won't bust my balls about 2 word posts.

Username might have her hands full with you. This should be good.

Jesus Christ, stop thinking about my hands fondling balls for a minute. Not going to happen.
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#20
03-09-2011, 12:24 AM
You don't like schwetty balls?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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