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This is amazing!
I once had a yellow rubber duck with whom I tried to have conversations while sharing a bath. The results remind me so much of trying to understand the dick here. Even so I felt all clean and warm sitting in that hot water with bubbles, that duck just didn't make sense really, no matter how hard I tried.
I ended up looking at it in a pitiful way for its existence made even less sense after.
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(03-18-2011, 07:07 PM)Mohammed Wrote: This is amazing!
I once had a yellow rubber duck with whom I tried to have conversations while sharing a bath. The results remind me so much of trying to understand the dick here. Even so I felt all clean and warm sitting in that hot water with bubbles, that duck just didn't make sense really, no matter how hard I tried.
I ended up looking at it in a pitiful way for its existence made even less sense after.
You were obviously talking below it's intellectual level.
Admitting to being a dumb fuck really is no way to build your self esteem jethro .
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(03-18-2011, 07:07 PM)Mohammed Wrote: This is amazing!
I once had a yellow rubber duck with whom I tried to have conversations while sharing a bath. The results remind me so much of trying to understand the dick here. Even so I felt all clean and warm sitting in that hot water with bubbles, that duck just didn't make sense really, no matter how hard I tried.
I ended up looking at it in a pitiful way for its existence made even less sense after.
Well wilst you were looking out the window that duck swam right up your anal canal and made you yap in that high voice. So if you were wondering why just chaulk it up to being a dumbass and move on and limp out to get your SS check in the mailbox bitch.
Geez.........Ya gotta tell-em everything! 
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What on earth is your problem my little Mexican friend? You seem to be slightly too much obbsessed with .... "self esteem".
Do you feel belittled? Do you feel low? Does the staff at your neighbourhood Starbucks laugh at you when you place your order? Do the customers at your Mc Donalds point their fingers at you and giggle when you enter?
Where does this clearly somewhat disturbing search for self esteem you seem to carry come from?!
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(03-18-2011, 07:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: Well wilst you were looking out the window that duck swam right up your anal canal and made you yap in that high voice. So if you were wondering why just chaulk it up to being a dumbass and move on and limp out to get your SS check in the mailbox bitch.
Geez.........Ya gotta tell-em everything!
I think Cracker gonna have a field day with you and her obbsession with all that Grammar and correct spelling she keeps going about.
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(03-18-2011, 07:06 PM)Maggot Wrote: O---STFU...........How the hell did YOU get in here welp? Oh..... thats right you skipped the entire initiation thing.
Kiss my ass, goat-humper. ::bana::
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(03-18-2011, 07:18 PM)Mohammed Wrote: What on earth is your problem my little Mexican friend? You seem to be slightly too much obbsessed with .... "self esteem".
Do you feel belittled? Do you feel low? Does the staff at your neighbourhood Starbucks laugh at you when you place your order? Do the customers at your Mc Donalds point their fingers at you and giggle when you enter?
Where does this clearly somewhat disturbing search for self esteem you seem to carry come from?!
Ahh how cute the little tyke is trying to deflect, Good boy jethro!
we don't get to see the pee wee herman act here very often.
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(03-18-2011, 07:19 PM)Mohammed Wrote: (03-18-2011, 07:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: Well whilst you were looking out the window that duck swam right up your anal canal and made you yap in that high voice. So if you were wondering why just chaulk it up to being a dumbass and move on and limp out to get your SS check in the mailbox bitch.
Geez.........Ya gotta tell-em everything!
I think Cracker is gonna have a field day with you and her obsession with all that grammar and correct spelling she keeps going on about.
Fixed goobertard.
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Deflect? It's you who keeps harping on about "self esteem" .... "self esteem". How do you get the idea into that Tequila soaked skull of yours that I'm trying to deflect anything that you keep going on about like some deranged chimp with personality issues?!
Pee Wee Herman? How fucking dumb are you?! Pee Wee was famous for watching kiddie porn as well as being a fascinating character in "Blow". What does any of this got anything to do with Pee Wee?!
Let me guess, you are just totally skull fucked and got no clue yourself, hence putting sentences together that just sound terribly cool to you. Innit?!
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(03-18-2011, 07:40 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Deflect? It's you who keeps harping on about "self esteem" .... "self esteem". How do you get the idea into that Tequila soaked skull of yours that I'm trying to deflect anything that you keep going on about like some deranged chimp with personality issues?!
Pee Wee Herman? How fucking dumb are you?! Pee Wee was famous for watching kiddie porn as well as being a fascinating character in "Blow". What does any of this got anything to do with Pee Wee?!
Let me guess, you are just totally skull fucked and got no clue yourself, hence putting sentences together that just sound terribly cool to you. Innit?!
Please, stop, My sides hurt from laughing at you.
My hope is that at some point you develop enough pride to not need constant reinforcement from strangers.
It is really sad to watch you subject yourself to such low and demoralising behavior.
I can only hope in the small amount of time you were here that I have helped you in some small way.
Take care jethro and next time you join under another name please be more creative this one was really lame.
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Ah, now I get it ... I think. This guy actually thinks I'm somebody formerly known as Jethro. Most probably the Thull kind.
Hey, from the short time I'm here I gather that you're well connected to the powers that run this place, only God knows why anybody would be close to you so, so how about you check with them where my IP is leading too, and then perhaps you stop stroking your genitals while having fond memories about some guy called Jethro everytime you read one of my posts.
Seriously, and you where working for the law enforcement?! YOU are clearly the reason why most criminals start laughing when they talk about their experiences with cops.
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(03-18-2011, 07:56 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Ah, now I get it ... I think. This guy actually thinks I'm somebody formerly known as Jethro. Most probably the Thull kind.
Hey, from the short time I'm here I gather that you're well connected to the powers that run this place, only God knows why anybody would be close to you so, so how about you check with them where my IP is leading too, and then perhaps you stop stroking your genitals while having fond memories about some guy called Jethro everytime you read one of my posts.
Seriously, and you where working for the law enforcement?! YOU are clearly the reason why most criminals start laughing when they talk about their experiences with cops.
seriously jethro, you won't be here that long.
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(03-18-2011, 07:56 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Hey, from the short time I'm here I gather that you're well connected to the powers that run this place, only God knows why anybody would be close to you so
I've got to jump in here so there is no misunderstanding, I am not close to that boob, nope, no fuckin' way, that would be a BIG hell no, fuck no, nononono.
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Tell me, how on earth will I manage to shake you off my leg?!
I had this dog once, really cute and a total darling, but my, my, once he got into the mood he was basically dry humping any leg that managed to walk in front of his vision. No matter how cute he was, I had to put him down in the end simply for the fact that the laundry bill became too high.
You so much remind me of Fido.
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(03-18-2011, 07:59 PM)Duchess Wrote: (03-18-2011, 07:56 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Hey, from the short time I'm here I gather that you're well connected to the powers that run this place, only God knows why anybody would be close to you so
I've got to jump in here so there is no misunderstanding, I am not close to that boob, nope, no fuckin' way, that would be a BIG hell no, fuck no, nononono.
Follow your posted rules.
no threats.
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Right darling, or future 6th wife, then please do us the favour and show this knob cheese gargling spunk junkey where my IP is leading to, for am sure there is nobody called Jethro around my area here.
And my area is large. Very!
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(03-18-2011, 07:25 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Hey Cracker, how'bout you start cracking on those two Yanks that got an obvious problem with any sort of decent spelling or grammar. It is truly atrocious.
Am sure you know them, it's Maggot and ImADick. Looking at it now, that makes for quite the combo don't you think? Maybe they could join hands as ImAMaggotDick. Trust me, it wouldn't make a bloody difference to their posts.
"Hey, fcuk u, you in need of self esteem and ama gonna basch you're fcukin head in!! Si, si!!"
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(03-18-2011, 08:03 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Follow your posted rules.
Don't you even try to tell me what the fuck to do in here, ever. YOU are irrelevant to me, I don't give a flying fuck about you. Got it?
I've watched you with these people almost from the time you came in today. I SAW what you are up to, you think you can goad new people you don't want around into threatening you. Fuck you.
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(03-18-2011, 08:05 PM)Duchess Wrote: (03-18-2011, 08:03 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Follow your posted rules.
Don't you even try to tell me what the fuck to do in here, ever. YOU are irrelevant to me, I don't give a flying fuck about you. Got it?
I've watched you with these people almost from the time you came in today. I SAW what you are up to, you think you can goad new people you don't want around into threatening you. Fuck you.
Ok whatever.
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(03-18-2011, 08:04 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (03-18-2011, 07:25 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Hey Cracker, how'bout you start cracking on those two Yanks that got an obvious problem with any sort of decent spelling or grammar. It is truly atrocious.
Am sure you know them, it's Maggot and ImADick. Looking at it now, that makes for quite the combo don't you think? Maybe they could join hands as ImAMaggotDick. Trust me, it wouldn't make a bloody difference to their posts.
"Hey, fcuk u, you in need of self esteem and ama gonna basch you're fcukin head in!! Si, si!!"
Wow....this guy sounds like a sign carrying full fledged fruitcake!  Why all the hate fruitcake? Did you have to actually go to work? 
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