MEN & CLEAVAGE

[LuMPyPussy]

My ex was forever smiling sideways.
The kids used to throw nails, rocks and other crap down his pants while he was working.

Often his pants would actually fall off on a cement job and cause him to fall.

And to think you used to have sex with this guy. ::aww::

[LuMPyPussy]

It's horrible! My plumbers crack NEVER gets a whistle. And thats button busting cleavage.::irk::

::bvomit::

I was under a car once and was kind of stuck there trying my best to get a bolt off and this stupid poodle from across the street came over and licked the salt out of my butt-crack.........scared the shit outta me!

That same type of dog likes to eat shit too...you're lucky your head was under the car.

::laugh::

[crash]

My experience with staring at cleavage has led me to believe that the ire of the owner of the said cleavage is inversely proportional to their desire to want to flirt with the starer.

[Duchess]

Don't be a dawg about it & I won't have a problem with you looking.

[crash]

Hey... I'm not talking about having a conversation with them, and excluding you. But if you were interested, and I was engaging you in conversation, but including them with a cheeky grin here and there, you'd be flattered

[Duchess]

Damn straight ::bigg::

[LuMPyPussy]

Hey... I'm not talking about having a conversation with them, and excluding you. But if you were interested, and I was engaging you in conversation, but including them with a cheeky grin here and there, you'd be flattered

Unless you're not attractive.

[Duchess]

No doubt about it...Attractive people can get away with WAY more than homely people.

[crash]

I do agree... Oglers are the grotesque blight on being male. I had a boss who was 5'4", had a serious case of 'short mans attitude syndrome', he would all but put his tongue out to lick a woman's breasts when they were in 2 feet of him. You know the type, middle aged, balding, insecure.

Fuck I hated working for him, I refused to take my wife to any company events for fear of tearing him apart for molesting her with his eyes, let alone that touchy feely shit he used to pull

[Duchess]

I've encountered little dudes like that, I always want to press the palm of my hand to their forehead & give 'em a hearty shove.

[LuMPyPussy]

The problem is, many men overestimate how charming and attractive they are, so when they think they're really hitting it off with a good looking woman, little does he know she's merely being polite and is privately ready to scream in frustration that some creepy guy won't leave her alone.

I'm sure that's never happened to any men in Mock, of course.

[crash]

Trust me, thats a two way street...

[Middle Finger]

The problem is, many men overestimate how charming and attractive they are, so when they think they're really hitting it off with a good looking woman, little does he know she's merely being polite and is privately ready to scream in frustration that some creepy guy won't leave her alone.

I'm sure that's never happened to any men in Mock, of course.

Never happened to me but I don't seriously try to hit it with women since I am married and all. I may flirt here and there with a few who flirt with me but it is harmless and most of the time we have been friends for a long while. There are times I am talking with a hottie but what I usually do is try to make them laugh to see if they are stuck up or real. One time I made this real hottie laugh (I can't remmeber the original comment) while she was drinking some sort of drink (Gatoraid I think) and it went through her nose! She choked, spit some out, and was struggling with her nose, making disgusted faces, etc. I had only been talking to her for a minute or two so we didn't know each other well at all. But after she spit up the drink through her nose and mouth from laughing, I said to her, with a fake look of disgust on my face, "In case you were thinking that I might have been coming onto you, you don't have to worry about that anymore. I lost interest." She laughed again and choked pretty good because all of the liquid hadn't fully been drained from her mouth and nose, I guess. ::lmao:: So then I said "Listen, I GET THE HINT."

I saw her recently at the trophy handouts for kids' baseball. She always gives me a big smile. She was wearing shorts ... she has ridiculously great legs and ass. End of story.

[Duchess]

Women adore men that make them laugh.

[sally]

I adore anyone who makes me laugh so hard that I spit out my drink.

[Cynical Ninja]

I don't see anything wrong with a glance as long as it is subtle, I am only human, but staring and leering at a womans tits is just plain fucking ignorant and classless.

[FAHQTOO]

And to think you used to have sex with this guy. ::aww::

::lmao::::lmao::

I had that exact same thought the other day when I saw my ex at the hospital. I swear my stomach started to churn.

[ramseycat]

And to think you used to have sex with this guy. ::aww::

::lmao::::lmao::

I had that exact same thought the other day when I saw my ex at the hospital. I swear my stomach started to churn.

I experience that feeling every time I see my ex. He is the boil on the ass of mankind.

[The Antagonist]

There is a reason why I have no children and it's last name is Campbell.

[crash]

You're a bunch of fucking coconut bitches; All hard and prickly on the outside but all soft and mushy in the middle...