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Be gentle I'm new.
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#121
10-25-2009, 04:25 PM
Maggot Wrote:Hi Franklin.
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Feeling a little snappish today?
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#122
10-25-2009, 04:32 PM
Damnit, I want out of here so I can get to the rest of the forum and get to some real stalk....I mean posting.
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#123
10-25-2009, 04:35 PM
twisteroo Wrote:Hi sally, thanks for the warm welcome.
The admin also happens to be a fat hairy guy from NY.He also loves garlic which goes well with butter so you should have no problem getting in once he gets back from his vacation.
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#124
10-25-2009, 04:36 PM
The fat hairy guy from NY should appoint a new moderator for the times he is mia. We finally have a newbie and he can't get in because Frank is off banging his body pillow.
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#125
10-25-2009, 04:39 PM
Fat and hairy.....maybe I've made a wrong impression here.

I should have made it a point to talk about the bald spot and my challenged stature.
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#126
10-25-2009, 04:41 PM
twisteroo Wrote:Fat and hairy.....maybe I've made a wrong impression here.

I should have made it a point to talk about the bald spot and my challenged stature.
Tell me how old you are. Now. Please. ::bigg::
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#127
10-25-2009, 04:43 PM
45.....there.....happy?:Blush:
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#128
10-25-2009, 04:44 PM
twisteroo Wrote:45.....there.....happy?:Blush:
Prove it. Post a nude photo of yourself... just for Ramsey. ::sly::
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#129
10-25-2009, 04:45 PM
Yes, if he proves to be prepubescent we can watch her drool.
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#130
10-25-2009, 04:46 PM
You now have my fat, old, hairy, nude, belly, for you viewing pleasure, will that do?
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#131
10-25-2009, 04:49 PM
twisteroo Wrote:You now have my fat, old, hairy, nude, belly, for you viewing pleasure, will that do?
just please don't be wearing chaps or presenting your arse to a bunch of zz top wannabe bikers while sprawled on a pool table. thankyou.

















































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#132
10-25-2009, 04:52 PM
jackboots Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:You now have my fat, old, hairy, nude, belly, for you viewing pleasure, will that do?
just please don't be wearing chaps or presenting your arse to a bunch of zz top wannabe bikers while sprawled on a pool table. thankyou.
I traded in my assless chaps years ago, now I'm the kind of biker that wears tights.
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#133
10-25-2009, 04:54 PM
You do know all chaps are ass-less?
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#134
10-25-2009, 04:55 PM
I know it just sounds better, like thigh high, high heeled, leather, hip boots.

All hip boots are thigh high, it just sounds better if you say it.
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#135
10-25-2009, 04:58 PM
twisteroo Wrote:I'm the kind of biker that wears tights.
Do you ever fantasize of being a superhero ?
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#136
10-25-2009, 04:59 PM
Duchess Wrote:
twisteroo Wrote:I'm the kind of biker that wears tights.
Do you ever fantasize of being a superhero ?
Fantasize?? Never!!! I am a superhero.
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#137
10-25-2009, 05:40 PM
twisteroo Wrote:When does the name calling start?
It doesn't, dickface.
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#138
10-25-2009, 05:41 PM
I've never seen so many guests viewing the Newbie forum before. What makes you so interesting Twistie? Did you bring your "brothers" in to watch you work?
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#139
10-25-2009, 05:45 PM
He's the leader of the bot brigade.
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#140
10-25-2009, 05:47 PM
I never believe that thing...Right now, its got Syber twice & us not at all.
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