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#41
10-12-2011, 08:02 PM
(10-12-2011, 07:37 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote:
(10-12-2011, 07:34 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Omg, sings, dances and in uniform?

If you tell me you knit, I'll follow you home.

I rather buy it that knit it. But I am great with shoelaces! Smiley_emoticons_hurra3


Fair enough. Have a cosmo and help me pick an outfit for tomorrow night. On second thought...margaritas!
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#42
10-12-2011, 08:09 PM
Nothing wrong with being gay ::winks:: or Bi Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

WELCOME
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#43
10-12-2011, 09:21 PM
the first jerkwad that comes along and equates Sphincter with an orifice will be cuffed AND stuffed!

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10-12-2011, 09:25 PM
Straight or gay, after seeing the way he uses his sidearm . . . I'm a smitten kitten!

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#45
10-12-2011, 09:41 PM
(10-12-2011, 09:25 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Straight or gay, after seeing the way he uses his sidearm . . . I'm a smitten kitten!

I am ordering this pussy right away! That will impress you more!
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10-12-2011, 09:43 PM
Now that's my kind of pussy pump!
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#47
10-12-2011, 09:56 PM
Well my little jiggaboos....I have to head to the hood. The crime forum that is. I have read so much, that I feel the need to express myself there.

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#48
10-13-2011, 12:35 AM
Welcome to Mock cupcake.

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#49
10-13-2011, 12:47 AM
(10-12-2011, 06:39 PM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: Hey Girrrrls.......

Just wanted to put a little jelly with your peanut butter! Apparently my girl LC needs some back up. And well, with enough lube she has greased me up to finally join Mock. Being a guest, just won't do!


Welcome to Mock

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#50
10-13-2011, 04:48 AM
(10-12-2011, 09:21 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: the first jerkwad that comes along and equates Sphincter with an orifice will be cuffed AND stuffed!


The quickest way to get me to do something is to tell me not to.

This is going to be fun. heh heh

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#51
10-13-2011, 04:49 AM
(10-13-2011, 12:35 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Welcome to Mock cupcake.


You know, it kinda irks me that a fuckin' cop gets in here & is treated like a queen.

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#52
10-13-2011, 04:54 AM
(10-13-2011, 04:49 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-13-2011, 12:35 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Welcome to Mock cupcake.


You know, it kinda irks me that a fuckin' cop gets in here & is treated like a queen.

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#53
10-13-2011, 04:55 AM
(10-13-2011, 04:54 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: was that intentional? hah


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#54
10-13-2011, 07:00 AM
Not every post needs a hosted image attached.

Just sayin...
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10-13-2011, 11:36 AM
(10-13-2011, 07:00 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Not every post needs a hosted image attached.
Just sayin...
YES THEY DO! Oh yes indeed!
Here I won't be using this for a bit love.
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(10-13-2011, 04:49 AM)Duchess Wrote: You know, it kinda irks me that a fuckin' cop gets in here & is treated like a queen.[/i][/size]

finally recognized!

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10-13-2011, 12:16 PM
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#57
10-13-2011, 12:17 PM
(10-12-2011, 09:21 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: the first jerkwad that comes along and equates Sphincter with an orifice will be cuffed AND stuffed!

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You don't get to change the definition of words, a sphincter will always be an asshole.

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10-13-2011, 12:19 PM
(10-13-2011, 04:49 AM)Duchess Wrote:
You know, it kinda irks me that a fuckin' cop gets in here & is treated like a queen.

Sorry for being nice, to a newbie.

I thought that's the tone we should embrace after expressing your opinion on newbie treatment:

(09-11-2011, 07:48 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I like having new people come to Mock. Many I find the least bit interesting are treated like such crap they leave to never return. I don't blame them. Who wants to jump through hoops to hangout with a bunch of assholes.

My mistake.

I'm a literal gal.

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#59
10-13-2011, 12:19 PM
Dickie, show some solidarity with a LEO. and go take some midol.

















































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10-13-2011, 12:23 PM
(10-13-2011, 12:19 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: My mistake.

I'm a literal kind of gal.


I don't normally apologize to those that don't "get me" but I like you so I will. I'm sorry you don't get me & my play on words. 52

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