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Time for the Rapture. Again.
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10-15-2011, 05:50 PM
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Doomsday preacher Harold Camping was left a laughing stock when his prediction that the world would end on May 21 failed to materialize.

But the 90-year-old Californian may well have the last laugh after revealing that date was in fact Judgment Day - a spiritual moment when the righteous would be chosen - and simply a warm-up for the Rapture which happens exactly five months later.

This means that Friday, October 21, will mark the start of the Apocalypse - when believers will be whisked away into heaven and hell will be unleashed on earth.


Bed-ridden Camping, who suffered a stroke soon after 'Judgment Day', said: 'We can be sure that the whole world [will be annihilated] on 21 October 2011.'


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10-15-2011, 05:57 PM
Yep, next week will be a short week.

would you do me a favor and come and feed my animals, it seems that I can't take them with me.

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10-15-2011, 06:00 PM


That day won't work for me. I need advance notice not less than a week's notice.
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10-15-2011, 06:03 PM
I know of a way that you can stay.110 and LC won't have to feed my animals either. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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10-15-2011, 06:15 PM


You just want to pull my hair.
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10-15-2011, 06:27 PM
hahahaha all you people who have done your Christmas shopping Mini xmas tree 86

and fuck 'em, i'm not paying my car insurance.

i am also going to eat a few gallons of ice cream. with chocolate fudge.

and lobsters.

and cuba libres.

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10-15-2011, 06:34 PM
I totally forgot about the world ending! Does that mean I will not have to drive the 10 hours to fugly NJ three times in November? I certainly hope so...

Damn, LC...Now I am craving lobster!
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10-15-2011, 06:44 PM
moonie, your ass kissing is showing, hon.

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10-15-2011, 06:49 PM
OK, I did a head count. There are 4 cats, 2 dogs, 4 goats and 5 chickens. No asses to be found. I definitely did not kiss an ass today.
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10-15-2011, 06:50 PM
You just keep telling yourself that.
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10-15-2011, 07:26 PM
Prima, You really should check on which part of the brain you are using when you type. There are no lobsters to be found in rural NC.
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10-15-2011, 07:46 PM
If we go we are not leaving the dog behind.
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10-15-2011, 07:52 PM
(10-15-2011, 07:46 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: If we go we are not leaving the dog behind.

I think you would have more luck if you took the whole dog aussie.

I wouldn't want to be the one trying to explain the dog behind.

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10-15-2011, 08:09 PM
(10-15-2011, 07:26 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Prima, You really should check on which part of the brain you are using when you type. There are no lobsters to be found in rural NC.


You just get more inane with every post, sugarbritches. That wasn't even good for an idiot from jersey. Inbreeding has not served you well, has it?
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10-16-2011, 03:03 AM
(10-15-2011, 07:52 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(10-15-2011, 07:46 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: If we go we are not leaving the dog behind.

I think you would have more luck if you took the whole dog aussie.

I wouldn't want to be the one trying to explain the dog behind.

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10-16-2011, 08:56 AM
The crazy old fuck had a stroke soon after his supposed judgement day?

Perhaps God does move in mysterious ways after all, either that or karma bitchslapped him.
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10-16-2011, 08:57 AM
(10-15-2011, 07:46 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: If we go we are not leaving the dog behind.

Animals don't have souls.

You should know that you stupid fucking god botherer.

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10-16-2011, 10:24 AM
(10-16-2011, 08:57 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote:
(10-15-2011, 07:46 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: If we go we are not leaving the dog behind.

Animals don't have souls.

You should know that you stupid fucking god botherer.

It's always nice when you teach sunday school.

Not many atheists would do that.

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10-16-2011, 10:33 AM
Aussie claims to be a Christian, it seems as an a none Christian I know more about Christian doctrine than she does.

It doesn't really surprise me.
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10-16-2011, 10:59 AM
(10-16-2011, 08:57 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Animals don't have souls.


*gasp* Yes they do gawddamnit! Not only that, I will have a plethora of them waiting for me at the Rainbow Bridge when I get to heaven.

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