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Time for the Rapture. Again.
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#41
10-17-2011, 02:02 AM
There are definately kangaroos in heaven.
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#42
10-17-2011, 05:46 AM
(10-16-2011, 10:25 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: It's different for them, they didn't sin we did. Men are evil, not animals. Some animals are better than humans.

Men are animals dipshit.

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10-17-2011, 11:19 AM
(10-16-2011, 10:25 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Some animals are better than humans.

I'm sure the pit bulls, who maul children and the elderly, use the 'Casey Anthony' defense with St. Pete, while hiking their legs on the Pearly Gates.

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10-17-2011, 11:31 AM
It kinda makes me wonder about the cockroaches that aussie has stepped on in her kitchen, and if those were counted as a murder to her account in heaven, I hope she doesn't have to pay for those in the end ?

can you imagine the penalty for a philly cheese steak sandwich that poor cow was without sin?



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10-17-2011, 05:20 PM
(10-17-2011, 11:31 AM)IMaDick Wrote: It kinda makes me wonder about the cockroaches that aussie has stepped on in her kitchen, and if those were counted as a murder to her account in heaven, I hope she doesn't have to pay for those in the end ?

can you imagine the penalty for a philly cheese steak sandwich that poor cow was without sin?

I don't have cockroaches where I live Einstein. Also, if there are insects in heaven, I believe we can just tell them to stay at the door and they will stay there. It has to be more exciting than what you have in mind, alot of clouds and a smoke machine.

(10-17-2011, 11:19 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I'm sure the pit bulls, who maul children and the elderly, use the 'Casey Anthony' defense with St. Pete, while hiking their legs on the Pearly Gates.

The violence will be gone out of them. No violence or killer lions or any of that stuff. The culpibility usually falls on the owners anyway doesn't it? That's the law here anyway, might be different where you live.
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10-17-2011, 08:03 PM
(10-16-2011, 08:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Without grace Im screwed.

Dick, I'm going to look at you in a kindler, gentler way, though I've always enjoyed your humor.

This post is the most note-worthy thing I've ever read from you, and it's the absolute truth.

Without Grace, we would be screwed.

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10-17-2011, 08:40 PM
(10-17-2011, 08:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: This post is the most note-worthy thing I've ever read from you, and it's the absolute truth.


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10-17-2011, 08:48 PM
(10-17-2011, 05:20 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: The violence will be gone out of them. No violence or killer lions or any of that stuff. The culpibility usually falls on the owners anyway doesn't it? That's the law here anyway, might be different where you live.

Great!

Evil owners go to Hell and Heaven now has pet over-population.

I'm telling you right now, Bob Barker is pissed!

And he's not dead . . . yet.

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10-17-2011, 10:11 PM
What about the all chihuahua's?
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10-17-2011, 10:18 PM
Leg-humping rats!

The Beagle's lustful cousin!
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10-17-2011, 10:31 PM
(10-17-2011, 08:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-16-2011, 08:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Without grace Im screwed.

Dick, I'm going to look at you in a kindler, gentler way, though I've always enjoyed your humor.

This post is the most note-worthy thing I've ever read from you, and it's the absolute truth.

Without Grace, we would be screwed.

Tell me this isn't a cult complete with code words.

Once you get out of the loop, you are a little embarrassed you were ever part of it.

To think that your future is protected because some God prefers you over some other human being is a fucked up concept. If there is a God that chooses one person over another, that is a bad God.

Continue your discussion of Grace on Death Row and How Jesus Saved Me after I raped and killed 6 people.

Nope, Karma is King. You get what you gave.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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10-17-2011, 11:09 PM
(10-16-2011, 10:25 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Men are evil, not animals. Some animals are better than humans.


Not really. Pick up a book for Christs sake, one other than the bible.

You and Dick are living proof that bible thumpers are the most retarded people on earth. Jesus Christ.

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10-18-2011, 12:21 AM
(10-17-2011, 11:09 PM)sally Wrote: You and Dick are living proof that bible thumpers are the most retarded people on earth. Jesus Christ.

Hold everything everyone, User has clocked off, here's sally.
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#54
10-18-2011, 01:00 AM
Hahahahahahaha!

aussie is a funny-roo.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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10-18-2011, 12:00 PM
(10-18-2011, 12:21 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: Hold everything everyone, User has clocked off, here's sally.

I will be clocking in with you later, see you then you retarded antipodean mong.

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10-18-2011, 12:05 PM
(10-17-2011, 05:20 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't have cockroaches where I live Einstein. Also, if there are insects in heaven, I believe we can just tell them to stay at the door and they will stay there. It has to be more exciting than what you have in mind, alot of clouds and a smoke machine.

The violence will be gone out of them. No violence or killer lions or any of that stuff. The culpibility usually falls on the owners anyway doesn't it? That's the law here anyway, might be different where you live.

Aussies view of heaven is even more retarded than the bibles.

No vicious pitbulls because the "violence will be gone out of them"?!

hahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhah

Nice to see aussie is theologically retarded along with everything else.

She really does put the "simple" in simpleton.
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10-18-2011, 12:09 PM
(10-17-2011, 05:20 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(10-17-2011, 11:31 AM)IMaDick Wrote: It kinda makes me wonder about the cockroaches that aussie has stepped on in her kitchen, and if those were counted as a murder to her account in heaven, I hope she doesn't have to pay for those in the end ?

can you imagine the penalty for a philly cheese steak sandwich that poor cow was without sin?

I don't have cockroaches where I live Einstein. Also, if there are insects in heaven, I believe we can just tell them to stay at the door and they will stay there. It has to be more exciting than what you have in mind, alot of clouds and a smoke machine.

Australia has 400 different species of cockroaches.

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#58
10-18-2011, 12:11 PM
Guess we know what really happened to those kooky dinosaurs now.
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10-18-2011, 04:42 PM
(10-17-2011, 10:31 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(10-17-2011, 08:03 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-16-2011, 08:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Without grace Im screwed.

Dick, I'm going to look at you in a kindler, gentler way, though I've always enjoyed your humor.

This post is the most note-worthy thing I've ever read from you, and it's the absolute truth.

Without Grace, we would be screwed.


Nope, Karma is King. You get what you gave.

Funny, Cracker, but I also subscribe to the Karma theory as well. But, does Karma come from living your life the right way, God's way?
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10-18-2011, 04:52 PM
Karma is as bogus as God.

Scoundrels are made kings everyday while heroes lie in unmarked paupers graves.

Karma schmarma. The only order in the universe is chaos.
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