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Chili - beans or no beans?
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10-23-2011, 07:04 PM
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10-23-2011, 07:06 PM


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10-23-2011, 08:21 PM
(10-23-2011, 06:40 PM)sally Wrote: Don't mind Dick, he's an asshole.

The traditional way to make chili is with no tomatoes or beans and with chunks of meat rather than ground, it can't be beat if made right. But the easy fast way with tomatoes, beans, and ground beef isn't too bad either.

Thanks Sally, So do you care to expand? I know that a lot of traditionalists say that "Chili" is chunks of meat, not ground, and does not contain tomatoes or beans. So what does it contain?

Remember we need to get this thread up to 20 pages. I know people from different parts of the US are rather passionate about their definition of chili.




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10-23-2011, 08:31 PM
(10-23-2011, 06:56 PM)ESAD Wrote: With kidney beans or baked beans defo some form of bean

Baked beans in chili? I have never heard of that...

Remind me to give you a Brunswick Stew recipe someday. It's freaking awesome.

I use chunks of steak in my chili (with kidney beans). Hate ground meat in chili unless it is little meatballs made with good ground sirloin. Most people eat the fucking cheap ground beef, so I don't eat their chili.

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10-23-2011, 08:41 PM
(10-23-2011, 08:31 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(10-23-2011, 06:56 PM)ESAD Wrote: With kidney beans or baked beans defo some form of bean

Baked beans in chili? I have never heard of that...

Remind me to give you a Brunswick Stew recipe someday. It's freaking awesome.

I use chunks of steak in my chili (with kidney beans). Hate ground meat in chili unless it is little meatballs made with good ground sirloin. Most people eat the fucking cheap ground beef, so I don't eat their chili.

I have never heard of "baked beans" in chili, but at least ESAD is trying to contribute to the thread!

I generally make my chili with a mixture of ground sirloin and either steak chunks or ground venison. Today, I opted for the venison, since we had it in the house.

Care to share your recipe?

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10-23-2011, 09:23 PM
(10-23-2011, 08:41 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: OMG Cracker you have Wings??

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10-23-2011, 09:24 PM
(10-23-2011, 06:56 PM)ESAD Wrote: With kidney beans or baked beans defo some form of bean


Baked beans? You need to defo get your stinking ass out of this thread, you goddamned retard.

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10-23-2011, 09:26 PM
hahahaha

Give ESAD a break. He has perpetual munchies. I'm sure it was damn good at the time...
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10-23-2011, 09:35 PM
(10-23-2011, 08:21 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: Thanks Sally, So do you care to expand? I know that a lot of traditionalists say that "Chili" is chunks of meat, not ground, and does not contain tomatoes or beans. So what does it contain?

Just good quality meat cut in chunks and browned with onions, chili seasonings and beer and water. As it reduces you add more liquid untill the meat is tender and thicken with masa flour in the end.

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10-23-2011, 09:46 PM
(10-23-2011, 09:26 PM)Cracker Wrote: hahahaha

Give ESAD a break. He has perpetual munchies. I'm sure it was damn good at the time...


I know , I just wanted to pretend I was all irate about baked beans in the chili.

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10-23-2011, 10:05 PM
(10-23-2011, 09:46 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-23-2011, 09:26 PM)Cracker Wrote: hahahaha

Give ESAD a break. He has perpetual munchies. I'm sure it was damn good at the time...


I know , I just wanted to pretend I was all irate about baked beans in the chili.

If you could pretend to not be a twat that would be cool.

what the fuck are chili seasonings? Do you pour them out of a bag? one of those little packets that says chili seasonings.

Chili is chili nothing else. That's why original chili has no fruit or legumes in it.



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#32
10-23-2011, 10:15 PM
(10-23-2011, 10:05 PM)IMaDick Wrote: what the fuck are chili seasonings?


They are the spices that season chili, moron. I was trying to keep it short and didn't think it was necessary to spell them out unless I was teaching a cooking class to a group of mentally challenged people.

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10-23-2011, 10:41 PM
(10-23-2011, 10:05 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If you could pretend to not be a twat that would be cool.

what the fuck are chili seasonings? Do you pour them out of a bag? one of those little packets that says chili seasonings.

Chili is chili nothing else. That's why original chili has no fruit or legumes in it.

You don't put white/black pepper in your chili? Or cumin?

Do you make the "bowl of red" stuff, Dick? I've watched those Texas chili contests. Those people are serious.

They need to eat more veggies. They are all plugged up and stuff.

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10-23-2011, 10:47 PM
So, wouldn't chili with no beans just be spicy meat sauce?
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10-23-2011, 10:58 PM
Chili con carne. Chilis with meat. It was originally range food to eat on the trail because you could carry dried beef and dried chilis to boil up in water. Much easier to pack in to the backcountry than bags of potatoes.
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#36
10-24-2011, 03:41 AM
(10-23-2011, 09:24 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-23-2011, 06:56 PM)ESAD Wrote: With kidney beans or baked beans defo some form of bean


Baked beans? You need to defo get your stinking ass out of this thread, you goddamned retard.

It tastes great you god damned brixton, not like i need validation from you to post hereSmiley_emoticons_bussi
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10-24-2011, 10:18 AM
(10-24-2011, 03:41 AM)ESAD Wrote:
(10-23-2011, 09:24 PM)sally Wrote:
(10-23-2011, 06:56 PM)ESAD Wrote: With kidney beans or baked beans defo some form of bean


Baked beans? You need to defo get your stinking ass out of this thread, you goddamned retard.

It tastes great you god damned brixton, not like i need validation from you to post hereSmiley_emoticons_bussi

ESAD, I think you need to post exactly how you go about using baked beans to make chili. Remember, you can break it up into several posts, draw it out as much as possible. We need to keep this thread alive and well just for Ima...
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#38
10-24-2011, 10:23 AM
I make a chilli with mince like any normal person chilli con carne i presume, and i like to add a can of baked beans to it, its called a preference.
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#39
10-24-2011, 10:26 AM
Real Chili uses Pork not beef, and it doesn't have beans or fruit in it.



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10-24-2011, 10:27 AM


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