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Ahh, yet another discussion I have had with several women, faking it. The consensus was that it was a wast of time and effort to fake unless it was just to get the drunken husband off of them, in all cases it was an ex husband, except one.
I pay attention, so you would have to be working very hard to slide one past me, doesn't mean it can't be done. But then again, Why, just enjoy the ride, we have time..
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Granted, I haven't had the best luck with men but a vibrator is 100% orgasm each and every time. You can't beat that with a stick.
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Sometimes a woman has other things on her mind and it's just aint gonna happen. Sometimes it's necessary to just fake it so the man can get his shit done and everyone is happy. A woman can enjoy sex without an orgasm. Of course the big finish is always more fun. I do enjoy taking the time and enjoying the ride when appropriate.
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(12-30-2011, 12:35 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Considering you are not a woman and you probably can't tell when a woman is faking it, I respectfully disagree. A vibrator gives a strong and longer orgasm. But I am open to discussion...... 
This means she wants your e-mail addy...and your phone#...and probably your house address too.
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One of my favorite lines to my wife when we're done (if she didn't climax, which of course, is next to never):
"I don't get it Hon, we both started at the same time..."
This usually gets me smacked upside the head.
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Do you ask if it was good for her?
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(12-30-2011, 02:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Do you ask if it was good for her?
I can TELL when it was good for her. No need asking.
I think this late in life, most men (except for Ricardo) can tell when they've delivered a great performance or shitty performance. We know.
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(12-30-2011, 02:13 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: This means she wants your e-mail addy...and your phone#...and probably your house address too.
Largely ignored, but Cracker saw it.
I know, I know, "Waaaahhh, you are picking on me!" Stay off the radar. Don't do three or four stupid things in a row and I won't notice.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(12-30-2011, 03:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I can TELL when it was good for her. No need asking.
She's faking it.
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(12-30-2011, 03:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-30-2011, 03:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I can TELL when it was good for her. No need asking.
She's faking it.
Screamers. I never trust them.
"OHGODOHGODITFEELSSOGOOOOOOOD!!!!!!"
Guttural barks and near convulsions? Yeah.
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(12-30-2011, 03:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-30-2011, 03:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I can TELL when it was good for her. No need asking.
She's faking it.
Someone a sourpuss today?
I'm not insecure with myself, so, go ahead, keep hurling the insults.
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(12-30-2011, 03:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-30-2011, 03:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I can TELL when it was good for her. No need asking.
She's faking it.
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(12-30-2011, 03:58 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Someone a sourpuss today?
I'm not insecure with myself, so, go ahead, keep hurling the insults.
Hahaha. No, I'm not a sourpuss, I'm having a great day.
You take me saying she's faking it as an insult? *smirk*
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(12-30-2011, 03:54 PM)Smegma Wrote: (12-30-2011, 03:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-30-2011, 03:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I can TELL when it was good for her. No need asking.
She's faking it.
Screamers. I never trust them.
"OHGODOHGODITFEELSSOGOOOOOOOD!!!!!!"
Guttural barks and near convulsions? Yeah.
Who said anything about screamers? Not me...
Excessive noise is bullshit.
The dead give-away for me is goosepimples on a woman's ass as she's climaxing. It's near 100% across the board. Next time you're orgasming ladies, check your ass to see if the goosebumps are present. That's how we/I know. Can't fake the goosebumps.
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It's so funny how every single man reacts the same way when the subject of faking it comes up. DEFENSIVE! It never happens to me. LOL
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Believe me, the last thing I'm gonna think about is checking my ass for chicken bumps when I'm having a big O.
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If you crazy beyotches want any men on these boards, you're going to have to exercise your comprehension skills a little better.
Did I say I've never had anyone fake or try to fake with me? I don't believe so. In fact, I think I only opined that I DO KNOW when the Big O is real.
I also didn't state that I'm some sort of porn star that gets every woman off 100% of the time.
By the way, we can fake too.
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(12-30-2011, 04:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: If you crazy beyotches want any men on these boards
Bwahahaha! Want any men on these boards?! 
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See? I effen told you half these heifers are looking for a little peen. You should listen to Cracker.
Their neediness is apparent even through cyberspace.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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I'd be open to some Cracker with a strap-on. You game?
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