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12-30-2011, 04:30 PM
(12-30-2011, 04:25 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-30-2011, 04:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: If you crazy beyotches want any men on these boards Duchess, you've singlehandedly run off OP, TheKid and ESAD. Ricky Ricardo and me are next. It'll be truly SoupKitchen bullshit from here on out. But, maybe that's what you're looking for? Cranky bitches! 
12-30-2011, 04:30 PM
(12-30-2011, 04:05 PM)ramseycat Wrote: It's so funny how every single man reacts the same way when the subject of faking it comes up. DEFENSIVE! It never happens to me. LOL No shit...Men are so fucking stupid..  Funny how he brags, but never proves anything. He won't post a pic. Who WOULDN'T post a pic if they had George Cloony looks. I say he's a fat, nasty, dirty fucker...sittin in his skid marked-up tidy-whities(grey and ripped) posting about his fantasy life. The more they brag about how good in bed/goodlooking they are, the more repulsive they are when you find out the truth. 
12-30-2011, 04:30 PM
I bet Cracker is a good time after she gets liquored up.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
12-30-2011, 04:37 PM
(12-30-2011, 04:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Duchess, you've singlehandedly run off OP, TheKid and ESAD. Ricky Ricardo and me are next. Oh really? You chat with OP and ESAD privately? You know what's going on in their lives & that we haven't seen them because I've run them off? Huh? Answer that, bitchboy. Dick is going to love you speaking for him. heh heh ![[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]](https://i.imgur.com/Zy3rKpW.png)
12-30-2011, 04:42 PM
(12-30-2011, 04:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-30-2011, 04:30 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Duchess, you've singlehandedly run off OP, TheKid and ESAD. Ricky Ricardo and me are next. Yes, yes and fuck you. In that order.
12-30-2011, 04:45 PM
(12-30-2011, 04:42 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Yes, yes and fuck you. In that order. Aww, you didn't like being called bitchboy. Tuff Tsk tsk, I know you're lying, bitchboy. Heh heh
12-30-2011, 04:50 PM
You know Midwest, you could show us a pic or describe to us in detail how you please a woman to make us believe you. I wouldn't be opposed to hearing your technique.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
12-30-2011, 04:50 PM
(12-30-2011, 04:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-30-2011, 04:42 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Yes, yes and fuck you. In that order. You're just clearly pissed you're not on my "Women of Mock to Fuck" list. Sorry, your fingers are a little too fat for my liking.
12-30-2011, 04:55 PM
(12-30-2011, 04:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: You're just clearly pissed you're not on my "Women of Mock to Fuck" list. Now I know you ARE the moron I have always considered you to be. My disdain for you has always been quite obvious, dumbass.
12-30-2011, 04:56 PM
But what about Cracker with a strap-on? She probably walks around her neighborhood after dark with it on. You know, just for fun.
12-30-2011, 04:57 PM
(12-30-2011, 04:56 PM)Smegma Wrote: But what about Cracker with a strap-on? She probably walks around her neighborhood after dark with it on. You know, just for fun. I would love to see a pic of that. But only if her house isn't messy. And someone else should take the pic.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
12-30-2011, 04:59 PM
(12-30-2011, 04:50 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You know Midwest, you could show us a pic or describe to us in detail how you please a woman to make us believe you. I wouldn't be opposed to hearing your technique. You know, Ramsey, no one is born a great lover. It takes practice and repetition. Are you familiar with the old saying that 'cute/good looking guys get more chances in the sack than ugly/homely guys'? I got a ton of chances. Sometimes with my wife, I'm still like a teenager, meaning little staying power, super excited and can't hold a nut. Women like to be warmed up. We know that. If we can take our time with you, touching, orally, etc., climax is sure to be right around the corner, as long as you've got your head clear and are 'in the moment'. I'm not going to get graphic, but I know my way around a woman's body. Does it sound like I'm full of B.S. or not?
12-30-2011, 05:01 PM
Well MWS, I might need a little more detail to make an informed decision. Please describe some of your techniques for getting a woman warmed up. Whatever your favorite move is will do....
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
12-30-2011, 05:03 PM
(12-30-2011, 04:55 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-30-2011, 04:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: You're just clearly pissed you're not on my "Women of Mock to Fuck" list. First of all, I'm familiar with your disdain. And, you're right, it has been there since day 1. It's because I'm cocky and arrogant, just like you, but I don't kiss your ass. So, there, you wouldn't fuck me and I wouldn't fuck you. It's settled. 
12-30-2011, 05:23 PM
(12-30-2011, 05:01 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Well MWS, I might need a little more detail to make an informed decision. Please describe some of your techniques for getting a woman warmed up. Whatever your favorite move is will do.... Quoted so it can't be changed. You are at work, right? Just wanted to clear that up. If you hurry, you can get his Instant Messenger ID or email addy before you head home...
12-30-2011, 05:25 PM
12-30-2011, 05:27 PM
(12-30-2011, 05:23 PM)Cracker Wrote:(12-30-2011, 05:01 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Well MWS, I might need a little more detail to make an informed decision. Please describe some of your techniques for getting a woman warmed up. Whatever your favorite move is will do.... wow really??? Do you think so??? oooooooooo I'm so excited!!!
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
12-30-2011, 05:29 PM
Maybe, if he isn't too picky.
How much work did you get done today? Because it always cracks me up when you pretend you did a bunch of work even though you were on Mock the entire day...
12-30-2011, 05:29 PM
(12-30-2011, 04:57 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(12-30-2011, 04:56 PM)Smegma Wrote: But what about Cracker with a strap-on? She probably walks around her neighborhood after dark with it on. You know, just for fun. Oh Ramsey! Sarcasm becomes you. |
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