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I was just trying to wait 'til I got a little color back in my face. I feel pretty pasty up here in the northern wasteland.
Post a pic already, ya big pussy. What kind of man worries about how "white and pasty" he is? It's the end of December for Christ sake, I'm sure most of us are white and pasty.
You have to post a pic now anyway, if nothing more than to get the mental pic out of our heads that you have boobs and a vigina!!
And you can bet I'll let you know if you don't look anything like George.
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I'm always white and pasty and I was told I have porcelain skin just the other day. No shit, she said 'porcelain skin.'
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I had one today, all by myself. I'd be happy with that for the rest of my life.
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(12-30-2011, 08:29 PM)sally Wrote: I had one today, all by myself. I'd be happy with that for the rest of my life.
I have a girlfriend that feels the same way.
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Over the hills and far away a man just got kicked in the nutsack. He was probably wearing a kilt.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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LOL, Oh My God, I go out and make some soap and brew some beer and this thread Finally takes off like it should have to start with. Funny shit.
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(12-30-2011, 04:02 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: (12-30-2011, 03:54 PM)Smegma Wrote: (12-30-2011, 03:26 PM)Duchess Wrote: (12-30-2011, 03:10 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I can TELL when it was good for her. No need asking.
She's faking it.
Screamers. I never trust them.
"OHGODOHGODITFEELSSOGOOOOOOOD!!!!!!"
Guttural barks and near convulsions? Yeah.
Who said anything about screamers? Not me...
Excessive noise is bullshit.
The dead give-away for me is goosepimples on a woman's ass as she's climaxing. It's near 100% across the board. Next time you're orgasming ladies, check your ass to see if the goosebumps are present. That's how we/I know. Can't fake the goosebumps.
Don't forget the shaking legs, never seen one fake that yet
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Goosebumps on the ass???
That's fucking HIVES, not an orgasm. WTF?
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Gspot vibs are the best...Just Sayin'
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(12-30-2011, 04:31 PM)Smegma Wrote: strap-on
You have mentioned that about 6 times now. I guess I am going to have to clear up this uncomfortable situation:
I'm not interested.
Don't be too hurt.
While my intellect rivals most men, I haven't a desire to be one. Or be your man, specifically.
I am too buzzed to check my spelling, so I hope my point was clear. You aren't tempting to me. So sorry.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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You sure? Let's make it seven.
Strap-on.
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(01-03-2012, 02:19 AM)JsMom Wrote: sex swing
Lotus chair.
Now shut the fuck up before you start feeling like you can post anytime you want to.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
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I "WILL" post whenever the hell I want to. You shut the fuck up you old grumpy fuck. You are no better then anyone else here! Prick!
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(01-03-2012, 12:00 PM)JsMom Wrote: I "WILL" post whenever the hell I want to. You shut the fuck up you old grumpy fuck. You are no better then anyone else here! Prick!
See what I mean?
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
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