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11-04-2011, 01:49 PM
(11-04-2011, 01:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(11-04-2011, 01:43 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(11-04-2011, 01:39 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(11-04-2011, 01:33 PM)ESAD Wrote:
(11-04-2011, 10:51 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Do you seriously call what zeroballs does "work" ?

I see it as a refuge for an illiterate shut in. The fucking ass sits and collects every fucking image that is posted on Mock, in reality zeroballs is a fucking troll.

How is Zero a troll?

How do you function without a brain?

How did you have children with a woman when you have ovaries instead of a penis?

Suck my ovaries.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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11-04-2011, 01:54 PM
(11-04-2011, 04:03 AM)ESAD Wrote: Yes and you blend in like you belong slumdog.Beat_deadhorse


I try. God knows I try. I aspire to be a troll when I grow up, a world class bitch, an international pain in the ass. I want to be known far & wide as the lovely Duchess of Mock, ball buster extraordinaire.

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#43
11-04-2011, 02:06 PM
(11-04-2011, 01:48 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Suck my ovaries.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Oh lookee! dick is being "playful"!, he is starting to like you ESAD!
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11-04-2011, 02:27 PM
(11-03-2011, 11:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: We have a new member at the bottom named "Adoptashelterdog." Jesus Christ. Like we all don't have a pet in our homes that we have taken in from the shelter/rescued from the streets. Like it is a new concept.
I blame Dick and User for that shit.
I guess the person doesn't care if we gas the cats...

I adopted a dog several months ago. They are nothing more than pooping machines, but as I am generous, loving and adorable...I don't mind.

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11-04-2011, 02:29 PM


If I think you're an idiot who is going to continue to do shit like that you will never be made a member...I'm a bitch that way.
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11-04-2011, 02:35 PM
(11-04-2011, 02:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

If I think you're an idiot who is going to continue to do shit like that you will never be made a member...I'm a bitch that way.

My sense of humor may not appeal to everyone...but I'm having fun.
Do you really want to spoil that for me?
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#47
11-04-2011, 02:37 PM
I would have a problem eating lunch with you, even if you paid.
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11-04-2011, 02:38 PM
Is that you in your avatar? If so you're very pretty.
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11-04-2011, 02:40 PM
Nevermind, I went back and read page 1.
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11-04-2011, 02:40 PM
(11-04-2011, 02:35 PM)septic Wrote: Do you really want to spoil that for me?


I could fuck up a wet dream.

Don't be gross. I don't like being a bitch.

...and if I start thinking you're that lil' bitch who filled my profile up with disgusting pix I'll kick your ass to the curb anyway.

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11-04-2011, 02:41 PM
(11-04-2011, 02:38 PM)sally Wrote: Is that you in your avatar? If so you're very pretty.

Thank you, darling. I am rather adorable, aren't I?
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11-04-2011, 02:53 PM
(11-04-2011, 02:41 PM)septic Wrote:
(11-04-2011, 02:38 PM)sally Wrote: Is that you in your avatar? If so you're very pretty.

Thank you, darling. I am rather adorable, aren't I?

Just a TAD masculine for my taste. But, I can look beyond that, to your magnificent rack.Smiley_emoticons_fies

Rackety, rack... don't talk back.

Yeah, baby!

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11-04-2011, 02:54 PM


Hahahaha! Sign_pervert
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11-04-2011, 03:10 PM
(11-04-2011, 02:27 PM)septic Wrote:
(11-03-2011, 11:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: We have a new member at the bottom named "Adoptashelterdog." Jesus Christ. Like we all don't have a pet in our homes that we have taken in from the shelter/rescued from the streets. Like it is a new concept.
I blame Dick and User for that shit.
I guess the person doesn't care if we gas the cats...

I adopted a dog several months ago. They are nothing more than pooping machines, but as I am generous, loving and adorable...I don't mind.

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Ray_Pissed, Snotty... is that you? if so welcome Smiley_emoticons_fies
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11-04-2011, 03:13 PM
(11-04-2011, 02:53 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Just a TAD masculine for my taste. But, I can look beyond that, to your magnificent rack.Smiley_emoticons_fies
Rackety, rack... don't talk back.
Yeah, baby!

I have been told many times that my breasts are the best part of me.
Personally, I feel I possess an entire beauty.
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11-04-2011, 03:16 PM
(11-04-2011, 03:13 PM)septic Wrote: I feel I possess an entire beauty.

Entire might not do you justice. Smiley_emoticons_smile
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11-04-2011, 03:27 PM
(11-04-2011, 03:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(11-04-2011, 03:13 PM)septic Wrote: I feel I possess an entire beauty.

Entire might not do you justice. Smiley_emoticons_smile



Damn it.....you had to make me think of retreads and road hazzards.
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11-04-2011, 03:35 PM
(11-04-2011, 02:41 PM)septic Wrote:
(11-04-2011, 02:38 PM)sally Wrote: Is that you in your avatar? If so you're very pretty.

Thank you, darling. I am rather adorable, aren't I?


Yes, you're a goddamn good looking woman and don't ever let anyone tell you different.

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11-04-2011, 03:37 PM
(11-04-2011, 03:10 PM)ESAD Wrote: Snotty... is that you? if so welcome Smiley_emoticons_fies

Thank you, ESAD. I knew you would quickly recognise true talent and beauty.
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11-04-2011, 03:41 PM
(11-04-2011, 03:37 PM)septic Wrote:
(11-04-2011, 03:10 PM)ESAD Wrote: Snotty... is that you? if so welcome Smiley_emoticons_fies

Thank you, ESAD. I knew you would quickly recognise true talent and beauty.

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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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