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11-04-2011, 03:43 PM
(11-04-2011, 03:35 PM)sally Wrote: Yes, you're a goddamn good looking woman and don't ever let anyone tell you different.

Occasionally a poor lost soul will jealousy make snide remarks about my appearance but it is refreshing to know that you can clearly see my inner radiance.
I think you and I are on the path to becoming bosom buddies.
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11-04-2011, 03:44 PM


I'll be so fuckin' jealous if that's true.
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11-04-2011, 03:52 PM
(11-04-2011, 03:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'll be so fuckin' jealous if that's true.

I would have thought a person of your noble status would refrain from using such coarse language. However, I can appreciate that it must be very frustrating feeling you need to compete with my obvious attributes.
Surely there is room in this forum for TWO shining stars?
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11-04-2011, 03:55 PM
(11-04-2011, 03:52 PM)septic Wrote: I would have thought a person of your noble status would refrain from using such coarse language.


Only in the real world, babe.

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11-04-2011, 07:15 PM
(11-04-2011, 03:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'll be so fuckin' jealous if that's true.


What, jealous of me and old sweet tits? Don't worry about it, Duch.

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11-04-2011, 07:19 PM
Coarse language? Coarse language? .........Holy shit Delilah....fetch me a chair!
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11-04-2011, 07:20 PM
(11-04-2011, 07:15 PM)sally Wrote: Don't worry about it, Duch.


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11-04-2011, 07:27 PM
(11-04-2011, 07:19 PM)Maggot Wrote: Coarse language? Coarse language? .........Holy shit Delilah....fetch me a chair!

And a rope?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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11-04-2011, 07:31 PM
(11-04-2011, 07:27 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(11-04-2011, 07:19 PM)Maggot Wrote: Coarse language? Coarse language? .........Holy shit Delilah....fetch me a chair!

And a rope?

A soft rope spun from tiny spiders and corn silk I would hate to feel uncomfortable up there in the air.
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11-05-2011, 10:42 PM
(11-03-2011, 11:02 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Knit the moonie a brain. It'd be far more functional than the peanut she shares with jsmom.
geez, Aren't I the popular one. I know you love me, for the fact I'm always n yours bs posts. Knit a fuckin' gag, will ya? Damn! I meant muzzle.

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11-17-2012, 10:50 PM
Hi, I'm back. Please attempt to curb your enthusiasm as there is enough of me to go around.
Where have I been I here you ask? I have been incarcerated in a jail cell awaiting trial on a trumped up charge. I was arrested for soliciting and have just been up for trial.
The learned Judge took one look at me and said nobody in their right mind would pay me for sex, so found me not guilty of prostitution.
I am now as horny as hell and feel like jumping the bones of anybody close by. If you are lucky it could be you.
Kindly leave a PM or message, so I can ascertain if you are worthy of partaking in my joyous fruits.

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11-17-2012, 10:56 PM
Welcome back again again.
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......Smiley_emoticons_smile

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11-17-2012, 10:58 PM
Been ages hows life?
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11-17-2012, 11:02 PM
Hello, septic.

I've never been interested in getting physical with another woman before, but your story and avatar pic have touched me in a way that I can't deny.

Are your joyous fruits up for grabs by the right person of either gender? I don't wanna throw my hat in the ring only to be rejected by default.

TIA.
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11-17-2012, 11:05 PM
How's it hangin', or not? hah
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11-17-2012, 11:08 PM
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11-17-2012, 11:11 PM
While it doesn't matter to me, some of the ladies are probably wondering how big your cock is...
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11-17-2012, 11:18 PM
(11-17-2012, 11:11 PM)Jimbone Wrote: While it doesn't matter to me, some of the ladies are probably wondering how big your cock is...

Speaking for some of the ladies now, Jim? Now, we've got both you and MS to do that for us. Makes life easier. Smiley_emoticons_wink

I've never met septic before, so I have no reason to believe that she isn't the foxy lady depicted in her avatar at this point.

I'm just wondering if that joyous fruit is low-hanging or not. Easy pickins or does one have to work for the juice.
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11-17-2012, 11:38 PM
(11-17-2012, 11:18 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(11-17-2012, 11:11 PM)Jimbone Wrote: While it doesn't matter to me, some of the ladies are probably wondering how big your cock is...

Speaking for some of the ladies now, Jim? Now, we've got both you and MS to do that for us. Makes life easier. Smiley_emoticons_wink

I've never met septic before, so I have no reason to believe that she isn't the foxy lady depicted in her avatar at this point.

I'm just wondering if that joyous fruit is low-hanging or not. Easy pickins or does one have to work for the juice.

I am, indeed, foxy looking and it's refreshing to find someone who appreciates class amongst the usual trashy rabble found on the net.
Low-hanging? If you are referring to my delightful bosom, then yes, they are close to earth and don't stick up in the air like those disgusting trashy young harlots boobies. Study my pic (which has been censored to protect my innocence)
Mind blowing stuff...yes?

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11-17-2012, 11:41 PM
They still can't see your cock, that gunt in the way.
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