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#61
11-12-2011, 10:28 AM
Ooh I like this one.

Hi Smeg! Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#62
11-12-2011, 10:33 AM
I had a piece of Smegma on my finger......I ate it. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#63
11-12-2011, 10:47 AM
With maple?
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#64
11-12-2011, 11:05 AM
(11-11-2011, 07:45 PM)Smegma Wrote:
(11-11-2011, 07:41 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-11-2011, 07:36 PM)Smegma Wrote: I've missed you.


Is there a punchline to that? Smiley_emoticons_bussi

Nope. I actually still like you. Frank, on the other hand, needs to die. Is he still here?

Yo, I'm here. What's up? You were one of my favorite emotionally troubled internet whores.

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11-12-2011, 11:10 AM
Asshole.
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#66
11-12-2011, 11:25 AM
(11-12-2011, 05:07 AM)Smegma Wrote: Jesus Christ, Dick. My user name was Lumpy before.

Give it a rest.

Same desperate twat, different name.

You will always be foreskin cheese to me, and obviously a snack for maggot.

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#67
11-12-2011, 11:35 AM
Snack? There's a whole bowl of it, right up to the top and will spill if someone slams the door hard enough.
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#68
11-12-2011, 12:05 PM


Fucking hell. How can you even stand thinking that thought?
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#69
11-12-2011, 12:10 PM
(11-12-2011, 12:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Fucking hell. How can you even stand thinking that thought?

My head contains worse than that, sometimes, sometimes it goes on little mini vacations.
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11-12-2011, 12:33 PM
You may call me Head Cheese if you like.
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#71
11-12-2011, 03:32 PM
(11-12-2011, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.

No it's not.

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#72
11-12-2011, 03:40 PM
(11-12-2011, 03:32 PM)username Wrote:
(11-12-2011, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.

No it's not.

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Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

ya it's you.

Maggot has a bowl of smega to share with you, just don't slam the door.

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#73
11-12-2011, 05:24 PM
Welcome back lumpy you crazy fucking bitch.
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#74
11-12-2011, 05:28 PM
(11-12-2011, 12:33 PM)Smegma Wrote: You may call me Head Cheese if you like.


You'll always be LMPP to me.

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#75
11-12-2011, 05:32 PM
(11-12-2011, 05:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-12-2011, 12:33 PM)Smegma Wrote: You may call me Head Cheese if you like.


You'll always be LMPP to me.

If someone wants to change my name to that, I'm agreeable.
I'm an agreeable crazy fucking bitch.

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#76
11-12-2011, 05:37 PM
(11-12-2011, 05:32 PM)Smegma Wrote: If someone wants to change my name to that, I'm agreeable.


If it wasn't for half of Mock wanting their name changed I would.

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#77
11-13-2011, 12:49 AM
(11-12-2011, 03:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(11-12-2011, 03:32 PM)username Wrote:
(11-12-2011, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.

No it's not.

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Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

ya it's you.

Maggot has a bowl of smega to share with you, just don't slam the door.

Strangle It's SMEGMA, not SMEGA!!!
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11-13-2011, 01:46 AM
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#79
11-13-2011, 02:19 AM
(11-13-2011, 12:49 AM)username Wrote:
(11-12-2011, 03:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(11-12-2011, 03:32 PM)username Wrote:
(11-12-2011, 01:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Even if it is Lumpy, her username is Smega.

No it's not.

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Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

ya it's you.

Maggot has a bowl of smega to share with you, just don't slam the door.

Strangle It's SMEGMA, not SMEGA!!!

Well, you're the expert.

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#80
11-13-2011, 08:57 PM
I called the baby Little Miss poopy pants the other day when she took the messiest shit ever and then I thought about you. Welcome back, I missed you!
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