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#41
12-02-2011, 03:46 PM
Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.
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12-02-2011, 03:49 PM
(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.

that was pretty funny. until i actually considered what it would be like to kiss you. Smiley_emoticons_kotz
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12-02-2011, 04:15 PM
MF is so adorable and gorgeous i'd kiss his garlicy face and then cook him his favorite dinner. so there! 75

















































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12-02-2011, 05:21 PM
(12-02-2011, 02:57 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Of course Duchess you are all up in Big Sexy's grill so you probably want to be his body pillow. LOL


He'd crack her head like a coconut with those beefy stubs.

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12-02-2011, 05:57 PM
(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.

I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first. Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch
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12-02-2011, 08:03 PM
I decided to send my body double. His name is "George Glass" he will do what it takes here. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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12-02-2011, 08:04 PM
(12-02-2011, 12:57 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-01-2011, 08:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.


So you'll have cybersex with strange men, but you won't use a vibrator while you're alone? Different strokes for different folks I guess.

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12-02-2011, 09:08 PM
(12-02-2011, 05:57 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.

I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first. Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

You're gonna have to bring A LOT of rare coins to sweeten THAT deal, fella!
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12-02-2011, 09:32 PM
(12-02-2011, 09:08 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(12-02-2011, 05:57 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.

I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first. Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

You're gonna have to bring A LOT of rare coins to sweeten THAT deal, fella!

I was kinda hoping it would not come to that. How bout I paint my fingernails flourecsent and play "crazy" by Willie Nelson under a black light or something. I would go that far to prevent a kiss from some hairy guy trying to kiss me ya know, I really would. I might even post it on youtube on a dare or for silver.
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12-02-2011, 09:46 PM
(12-02-2011, 08:04 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(12-02-2011, 12:57 PM)sally Wrote:
(12-01-2011, 08:08 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: ahahahahahah, that's not my scene.


So you'll have cybersex with strange men, but you won't use a vibrator while you're alone? Different strokes for different folks I guess.

I need the banter

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

+1 aussie. She cracks my ass up.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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12-03-2011, 05:45 PM
(12-02-2011, 09:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(12-02-2011, 09:08 PM)Middle Finger Wrote:
(12-02-2011, 05:57 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(12-02-2011, 03:46 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: Meanwhile, one good kiss from me and EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BITCHES would become melted garlic butter.

I could put a bow on it and dress Petey up a bit but but but I'm not sure I could go through with it completly. I I I ma ma might be ba be ba become ......wait let me get drunk first. Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch

You're gonna have to bring A LOT of rare coins to sweeten THAT deal, fella!

I was kinda hoping it would not come to that. How bout I paint my fingernails flourecsent and play "crazy" by Willie Nelson under a black light or something. I would go that far to prevent a kiss from some hairy guy trying to kiss me ya know, I really would. I might even post it on youtube on a dare or for silver.

I feel sick ...
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