C'mere Sterling

[Middle Finger]

"self-proclaimed Internet Celebrities"

Would they also refer to themselves as legends?

You bitch ...

[Middle Finger]

That ^^^^^^^^^ was fucking great!

Agreed, that was some good shit. I love it when forum stereotypes are explained straight up!

[FAHQTOO]

but the plain truth is honey, you and I are too decent for this site.


And yet...here you are. hmmmm...

Please learn to use the damn quote function!

...Is that better?

[username]

That ^^^^^^^^^ was fucking great!

Agreed, that was some good shit. I love it when forum stereotypes are explained straight up!

You two take this shit way too seriously. Did you really need a small essay on the subject?

[Cracker]

It's a little sad I have to explain it even though I posted the source, but Encyclodpaedia Dramatica documents common Internet behavior.

Drama Llamas:

Behaviour
The horrifying product of a typical Drama LlamaThe Drama Llama, is in fact a Llama that is quite dramatic. It is the close cousin of the lolcow, and can often be found in small wooded areas in the United States, often times stirring up conflict with local townsfolk. Drama Llamas are widely considered to be the main source of butthurt in many communities. The easiest way to identify the Drama Llama is by its call, which sounds a lot like a 16 year old girl. Of course there are many different subgroups within the species of the Drama Llama. By far the most batshit would be the Drama Ljama. They can often be spotted by:

Their Internet Disease to cover up their massive body fat
Complaining about "HOW CUM HE DUSNT LUV ME???"
Posting how much they would like to become An Heroes because their life is horrible.
How they will tell you just how hardcore they really were, and possibly how they had a grip of drugs

Take caution when approaching a Drama Llama, they are considered to be highly dangerous, if you get too close unarmed to one it may drag you back down to its underground nest and get you involved in it's "SRS ISSUES OMG!!!11". No seriously, they will fuck you up. Don't try it.

Drama Llamas will often try to lure you to them so that they can launch a surprise attack, usually they will do this by crying in a corner, or posting sad pictures of themselves online, or even when they are really desperate taking pictures of their cuts to prove just how sad and depressing their life really is. Do not be fooled, the Drama Llama is crafty creature, do not show it any sympathy. If you show it any form of compassion, chances are it will follow you home.

The Drama Llama is well known for its ability to change its form to adapt to its current environment, though it prefers to stay in its Llama form, it will take on another if it needs to. Often times, it will mimic humans.

[username]

It's a little sad I have to explain it even though I posted the source, but Encyclodpaedia Dramatica documents common Internet behavior.

Drama Llamas:

Behaviour

Behaviour?

Cheap bitch. You're streaming this crap off your Roku, right?

[sally]

That ^^^^^^^^^ was fucking great!

Agreed, that was some good shit. I love it when forum stereotypes are explained straight up!

You two take this shit way too seriously. Did you really need a small essay on the subject?

I think so because this is what I've been trying to explain to Aussie, but she just doesn't seem to get it. I think Cracker's essay would be a good read for her .

[Middle Finger]

but the plain truth is honey, you and I are too decent for this site.


And yet...here you are. hmmmm...

Please learn to use the damn quote function!

...Is that better?

Yes, because now it looks like you are willing and able to devote one third of a brain cell to your posts.

[Middle Finger]

That ^^^^^^^^^ was fucking great!

Agreed, that was some good shit. I love it when forum stereotypes are explained straight up!

You two take this shit way too seriously. Did you really need a small essay on the subject?

Dopey, enjoying does not = too serious.

[krystalshores]

It's a little sad I have to explain it even though I posted the source, but Encyclodpaedia Dramatica documents common Internet behavior.

Drama Llamas:

Behaviour
The horrifying product of a typical Drama LlamaThe Drama Llama, is in fact a Llama that is quite dramatic. It is the close cousin of the lolcow, and can often be found in small wooded areas in the United States, often times stirring up conflict with local townsfolk. Drama Llamas are widely considered to be the main source of butthurt in many communities. The easiest way to identify the Drama Llama is by its call, which sounds a lot like a 16 year old girl. Of course there are many different subgroups within the species of the Drama Llama. By far the most batshit would be the Drama Ljama. They can often be spotted by:

Their Internet Disease to cover up their massive body fat
Complaining about "HOW CUM HE DUSNT LUV ME???"
Posting how much they would like to become An Heroes because their life is horrible.
How they will tell you just how hardcore they really were, and possibly how they had a grip of drugs

Take caution when approaching a Drama Llama, they are considered to be highly dangerous, if you get too close unarmed to one it may drag you back down to its underground nest and get you involved in it's "SRS ISSUES OMG!!!11". No seriously, they will fuck you up. Don't try it.

Drama Llamas will often try to lure you to them so that they can launch a surprise attack, usually they will do this by crying in a corner, or posting sad pictures of themselves online, or even when they are really desperate taking pictures of their cuts to prove just how sad and depressing their life really is. Do not be fooled, the Drama Llama is crafty creature, do not show it any sympathy. If you show it any form of compassion, chances are it will follow you home.

The Drama Llama is well known for its ability to change its form to adapt to its current environment, though it prefers to stay in its Llama form, it will take on another if it needs to. Often times, it will mimic humans.

Cracker From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This food product is a poor white bigot. Cracker is a word usually used to describe a racist white male or female who insist on using the word black person any chance they get. The cracker male is usually the most habitual offender, often using the word "nigger" from afar, but when right next to a large nigger male, usually keeps his mouth shut. The cracker female is a little different, as usually she enjoys the nigger cock like ice cream on a hot day, though she must usually keep it secret from her racist cracker family members or husbands.

[username]

Huh...

[IMaDick]

Cracker From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This food product is a poor white bigot. Cracker is a word usually used to describe a racist white male or female who insist on using the word black person any chance they get. The cracker male is usually the most habitual offender, often using the word "nigger" from afar, but when right next to a large nigger male, usually keeps his mouth shut. The cracker female is a little different, as usually she enjoys the nigger cock like ice cream on a hot day, though she must usually keep it secret from her racist cracker family members or husbands.

When your brain explodes don't expect me to pick up the pieces.

[Middle Finger]

Cracker From Encyclopedia Dramatica

This food product is a poor white bigot. Cracker is a word usually used to describe a racist white male or female who insist on using the word black person any chance they get. The cracker male is usually the most habitual offender, often using the word "nigger" from afar, but when right next to a large nigger male, usually keeps his mouth shut. The cracker female is a little different, as usually she enjoys the nigger cock like ice cream on a hot day, though she must usually keep it secret from her racist cracker family members or husbands.

Nice one!

[Maggot]

Huh...

[Cracker]

user, I hope your google doesn't save your searches. If you ever come up missing, they will start looking on the bad side of town.

[JsMom]

[Duchess]

ASSKISSER!

[JsMom]

I was laughing at all the above not just Cracker. That is not Asskissing.

[username]

user, I hope your google doesn't save your searches. If you ever come up missing, they will start looking on the bad side of town.

It's okay because I use highbrow words. I didn't search "white woman licking black cock icecream" like jsmom might do. A simple "phallic icecream" and voila!

[JsMom]

Not!