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WELCOME TO MOCK
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#61
01-16-2012, 11:53 AM
I like dogs. Want to see my tits?

(Did that increase my Internet IQ with anybody? Because it is supposed to be the Holy Grail of intellect.)
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#62
01-16-2012, 12:00 PM
(01-16-2012, 11:53 AM)Cracker Wrote: Want to see my tits?


Oh my gods! I KNEW today was going to be my lucky day!


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#63
01-16-2012, 12:05 PM
(01-16-2012, 11:53 AM)Cracker Wrote: Want to see my tits?

This could possibly end another of Mocks great questions, for me at least.

Please write todays date and my name on them in magic marker.

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#64
01-16-2012, 12:05 PM
Hahahaha.

If you think I am going straight to the mirror, you have lost your mind.

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We heard all the bad stuff about JFK. I think it has been long enough for us to start hearing all the bad stuff about MLK. If I see "I have a dream" one more time...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#65
01-16-2012, 12:09 PM
Whoa.........Smegma has competition!!
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#66
01-16-2012, 12:12 PM
Does that look like Mo to anybody else?
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#67
01-16-2012, 12:13 PM
Kinda looks like that guy "Saint"
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#68
01-16-2012, 12:17 PM
Things that grow saggy teets:

old women
fat men
cows
pigs
some cats/dogs if they have too many litters
goats
water buffalos

Have I left anyone/anything off the list?
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01-16-2012, 09:29 PM
(01-16-2012, 11:25 AM)Jezreel Wrote: If I get a lovely hot, home cooked meal out of this, I will say Cracker and Username are the bestest!!

Cracker cheats so I'm not going there again with her but strangely, the first thing that popped in to my mind was a big rack of ribs. Awink
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01-16-2012, 09:44 PM
(01-16-2012, 12:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: Things that grow saggy teets:

old women
fat men
cows
pigs
some cats/dogs if they have too many litters
goats
water buffalos

Have I left anyone/anything off the list?


I don't know but I'm definitely ready to talk about saggy balls.
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01-16-2012, 09:56 PM
(01-16-2012, 09:44 PM)username Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 12:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: Things that grow saggy teets:

old women
fat men
cows
pigs
some cats/dogs if they have too many litters
goats
water buffalos

Have I left anyone/anything off the list?


I don't know but I'm definitely ready to talk about saggy balls.

I have saggy balls..........they slap. hah
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#72
01-16-2012, 09:58 PM
What a bunch of horny Mockers lately. Dancingparty
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01-16-2012, 10:05 PM
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01-16-2012, 10:10 PM
(01-16-2012, 09:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: I have saggy balls..........they slap.

In the weather you're having...? I'd expect them to be pushing out your belly button about now.

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01-16-2012, 10:14 PM
(01-16-2012, 10:10 PM)username Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 09:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't know but I'm definitely ready to talk about saggy balls.

I have saggy balls..........they slap.

In the weather you're having...? I'd expect them to be pushing out your belly button about now.


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hah Thats an instinctive preservation reaction. But now they are like fuzzy dice on a Mexicans low rider mirror in Arizona at noon before a siesta. My thermostat is on 69
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01-16-2012, 10:19 PM
(01-16-2012, 10:14 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 10:10 PM)username Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 09:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't know but I'm definitely ready to talk about saggy balls.

I have saggy balls..........they slap.

In the weather you're having...? I'd expect them to be pushing out your belly button about now. My thermostat is on 69.

hah Thats an instinctive preservation reaction. But now they are like fuzzy dice on a Mexicans low rider mirror in Arizona at noon before a siesta.
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Nice quote, I have to figure that your balls slapped you in the face just before you posted.

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01-16-2012, 10:27 PM
(01-16-2012, 10:19 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 10:14 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 10:10 PM)username Wrote:
(01-16-2012, 09:56 PM)Maggot Wrote: I don't know but I'm definitely ready to talk about saggy balls.

I have saggy balls..........they slap.

In the weather you're having...? I'd expect them to be pushing out your belly button about now. My thermostat is on 69.

hah Thats an instinctive preservation reaction. But now they are like fuzzy dice on a Mexicans low rider mirror in Arizona at noon before a siesta.

Nice quote, I have to figure that your balls slapped you in the face just before you posted.


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my EYE!..........MY eye! acrylic clackers, and noses....these are a few of my favorite things........
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01-16-2012, 10:27 PM
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01-16-2012, 10:45 PM
(01-16-2012, 10:14 PM)Maggot Wrote: Thats an instinctive preservation reaction. But now they are like fuzzy dice on a Mexicans low rider mirror in Arizona at noon before a siesta. My thermostat is on 69

*snort* What happened to setting your thermostat to 65 degrees?

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