Duchess!

[IMaDick]

You didn't post a price range with your question.

Do I look like goddamn Oprah, Dick? I don't wan't a $2,000 bottle of wine, especially one that I don't even know what it tastes like. Good trick though, I actually wrote it down and was going to ask the guy at the liquor store if he carried it.

Never mind you're not worth it.

[Duchess]

Do you call them "package stores" up North?

Yeah, they do and up until a few years ago we had a blue law (I think it's called). If we wanted booze on Sunday we had to drive to a neighboring state. While I can't see Russia from my house, I can see Maryland from the stable.

[FAHQTOO]

Do you call them "package stores" up North?

Yeah, they do and up until a few years ago we had a blue law (I think it's called). If we wanted booze on Sunday we had to drive to a neighboring state. While I can't see Russia from my house, I can see Maryland from the stable.

We still have that law. I can see Ohio...that's probably not something to brag about though.

[HairOfTheDog]

Clos du bois Chardonnay is really good. Not too sweet or too dry. It's about $14 a bottle and you can get it at most grocery stores (at least here on the west coast). 13.5% alcohol; so good for a nice functional little buzz after just a couple of glasses, but a solid big buzz if you have the time and opportunity to consume the whole bottle. No headache the next day, in my experience.

[Cracker]

Clos du bois Chardonnay is really good. Not too sweet or too dry. It's about $14 a bottle and you can get it at most grocery stores (at least here on the west coast). 13.5% alcohol; so good for a nice functional little buzz after just a couple of glasses, but a solid big buzz if you have the time and opportunity to consume the whole bottle. No headache the next day, in my experience.

Now that was a kick ass wine recommendation. You hit all the high points and gave good information.

Some jealous cunt will call me a kissass now for enjoying your clever post. Ignore them. Change of life, I think.

[Smegma]

Do you prefer "fawning sycophant."

[Cracker]

Yes. But only if you type it. Asskisser rolls off my keyboard like buttah.

[HairOfTheDog]

Now that was a kick ass wine recommendation. You hit all the high points and gave good information.

Some jealous cunt will call me a kissass now for enjoying your clever post. Ignore them. Change of life, I think.

The wing recipe Sally posted several months back was easy and stellar and I posted a thanks, ass kisser that I am, I meant it. I usually show up at parties with Ruffles and ranch dip or Fritos and bean dip. When I showed up with a crock pot and spicy wings, my friends downed them on the spot. I had a Paula Dean moment and enjoyed it. Give me some recommendations for good easy food or good wine that gets the job done and I'm gonna issue a thanks. Ass kisser, meh. Simple pleasures...

[Cracker]

Careful. I just nailed her in two different threads. She will be quoting literature next because she thinks we don't read...

[Duchess]

Funny how big this thread grew.

[IMaDick]

Funny how big this thread grew.

You're welcome, I do what I can.

[Duchess]