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[Cracker]

I used to go skinny dipping in my pool late at night after the kids were asleep in the dead of summer. I figure we had the private back yard, I might as well make use of it. So relaxing.

You don't live in an apartment. They have to drain the pool after Smegs has her evening dip.

[Smegma]

I try to hold my bowels until I get in the jacuzzi section.

[Cracker]

You need new material. In the three years I have been on this site, your routine of insults has never changed. You say the same shit over and over again to the same people.

How many times have you made a lame joke about a body pillow? Too many times.


I don't think dumb people realize they are dumb. Even when they are surrounded by intelligent people, they still don't realize. It is part of being stupid. If they had self-realizations, they wouldn't be so fucking retarded.

[Duchess]

I used to go skinny dipping in my pool late at night

I do that almost every summer morning in the dark just before dawn. It's my favorite time of day.

[ramseycat]

You need new material. In the three years I have been on this site, your routine of insults has never changed. You say the same shit over and over again to the same people.

How many times have you made a lame joke about a body pillow? Too many times.


I don't think dumb people realize they are dumb. Even when they are surrounded by intelligent people, they still don't realize. It is part of being stupid. If they had self-realizations, they wouldn't be so fucking retarded.

I don't think dried up old cranky bitches realize they are dried up old bitches. AKA Cracker. Get laid already will ya? You need it in the worst way.

[Cynical Ninja]

Crackers pussy is like the Sarlacc pitt in Return of the Jedi, monstrous hideous and covered in sand.

[Cracker]

Crackers pussy

Are you obsessing today? Kissing me, thinking about my kitty, wondering about my life...

Next you will want to know my sign and what kind of flowers I like.

[krystalshores]

Crackers pussy is like the Sarlacc pitt in Return of the Jedi, monstrous hideous and covered in sand.

Did anyone else get a visual? :/

[Cracker]

I don't think dried up old cranky bitches realize they are dried up old bitches. AKA Cracker. Get laid already will ya? You need it in the worst way.

You are older than I am. And way dumber. And you try to give every young man in here your email. You are gross. And you have fucked up hair.

I'm not sure why you think you are so sexy. You look like Flo.


Let's be honest. No good man would have you. Your kids will never have a father.

[Maggot]

I used to go skinny dipping in my pool late at night

I do that almost every summer morning in the dark just before dawn. It's my favorite time of day.

In the summer I do that most every night. Now I miss it like hell.

[ramseycat]

I don't think dried up old cranky bitches realize they are dried up old bitches. AKA Cracker. Get laid already will ya? You need it in the worst way.

You are older than I am. And way dumber. And you try to give every young man in here your email. You are gross. And you have fucked up hair.

I'm not sure why you think you are so sexy. You look like Flo.


Let's be honest. No good man would have you. Your kids will never have a father.

You are projecting there Cracker. I am not the one going through Mock proclaiming how smart I am, how pretty I am, how generally wonderful in all areas I am. That would be you. And age has nothing to do with you being an old dried up bitch. That comes from inside you.

[Cynical Ninja]

Are you obsessing today? Kissing me, thinking about my kitty, wondering about my life...

Next you will want to know my sign and what kind of flowers I like.

There are some things we will never know about you like your physical appearence because you are probably so hideous you don't have the nerve to post a picture of yourself.

I am guessing your fat ass would turn a grown man to stone just by looking at you.

[ramseycat]

Are you obsessing today? Kissing me, thinking about my kitty, wondering about my life...

Next you will want to know my sign and what kind of flowers I like.

There are some things we will never know about you like your physical appearence because you are probably so hideous you don't have the nerve to post a picture of yourself.

I am guessing your fat ass would turn a grown man to stone just by looking at you.

If her fat ass doesn't do it, I am certain her personality will. No man wants a bitter dried up old bitch constantly berating him for not being good enough.

[IMaDick]

Crackers pussy is like the Sarlacc pitt in Return of the Jedi, monstrous hideous and covered in sand.

Did anyone else get a visual? :/

Ya I did, I saw a lunatic and his play pal, trying to visualise crackers snatch.

[Cynical Ninja]

visualise crackers snatch.

This is what keeps dick coming back to mock time and time again.

[Maggot]

Crackers pussy is like the Sarlacc pitt in Return of the Jedi, monstrous hideous and covered in sand.

Did anyone else get a visual? :/

Ya I did, I saw a lunatic and his play pal, trying to visualise crackers snatch.

Shit......That would make even Ray Charles flinch.

[ramseycat]

A visual of Crackers dried up hairy ole snatch would make anyone run for cover. **shudder**

[Cynical Ninja]

Everytime she opens her fat legs there is a gust of wind and another bat escapes.

[Duchess]

another bat escapes.

[ramseycat]

Everytime she opens her fat legs there is a gust of wind and another bat escapes.

OH. My. God.