Do you think campaigns and politics have...

[Cracker]

I think the Occupy folks misunderstood the Declaration of Indpendence. Nobody is guaranteed a living in this country, just the right to earn a living.

I don't hear middle class people bitching about income disparity. I hear them bitching about principal reductions for people who bought a house they couldn't afford. I hear them bitching about reduced hours and benefits from private companies and furloughs for gov't employees so the state can keep up with the welfare payments by increasing small business fees and taxes. I hear them bitching about crime increases due to foreclosures and Section 8 vouchers.

Real people don't bitch about how much their neighbor makes because they are busy taking care of their own business.

[Cracker]

http://dcist.com/2012/02/tent_of_dreams_...speaks.php

Why don't private citizens have a right to remove the squatters from the parks they fund with their own tax dollars? WTF?

[Adub]

If you really thought about, Ms. Adub, you would realize she has cats, not kids. I think she might drink to excess, too. She would be a bad Mormon.

Actually, I do not retain much of what I read here at Mock. But the Mormon thing jumped out at me. I do think, once upon a time, I read your intro and you had a girl crush on some lumpy pussy? Or what, not?

Yeah well, I wanted to talk about Mormons. Not smegma. Just thought maybe she could relate, if she was LDS. It is my opinon that NO Mormon man, or woman, should be president of the U.S. They are a peculiar people. And they aspire to be Gods and Godesses of their own planet someday. I was raised a Mormon. I know this stuff. Mormons are worst than the KKK.

[Cracker]

Yeah, but Gingrich is a douche. Obama isn't very effective ~ too divisive.

Do I care what about religious beliefs? Or do I care more about other things?

I could deal with a gay person POTUS. I could deal with a female POTUS. I think I could maybe deal with a Mormon POTUS.

Can you share other freaky details? I have heard about the planet thing and about first sons being the favored ones. What else? I know about the lizard licking. haha

[Middle Finger]

I can smell the jealousy in even that response. Why don't you just admit that you wish you were American and envy us? Why not just admit how much your Country sucks?

I would rather be a Somalian orphan with HIV than be a septic tank the laughing stock of the entire world.

You've spent a ton of time and energy in the past on the politics and workings of such a place. That makes you either a liar or a mental case.

[Cynical Ninja]

I have posted my pic. Ask the Duchess. You are fat, Cracker is not. You are short, Cracker is not. You look mildly retarded (I think it is your large head and close-set eyes), Cracker does not.

My son is grown. Unlike you, he no longer lives at home. Most grown men prefer supporting themselves and their families. I know that will seem odd to you, but it is true. I think it is a pride thing.

Do you see what I mean? You are trying to mock strength shown by others. I am not ashamed that my son can live on his own. I am not ashamed that he is brave and honest and worthy. I am not ashamed he is a US Marine. I am proud. He's a cool human being. Today is his birthday. I sent him a certificate for a 20 play at this golf course:

and a hundred bucks for dinner.

I'm sure your parents are proud that you vacuum twice a week.


Look who else enjoys that golf course:


It is a lovely place to spend the day:

Your sad attempts to impress me with pictures of a golf (probably the most tedious and worthless pursuit in the history of sport) course are desperately tragic.

Your son is nothing but a worthless grunt, I am going to be the one taking his kids into care when he has his latest bout of alcohol fuelled post traumatic stress disorder.

[Middle Finger]

Oh shit ...

[IMaDick]

I can smell the jealousy in even that response. Why don't you just admit that you wish you were American and envy us? Why not just admit how much your Country sucks?

I would rather be a Somalian orphan with HIV than be a septic tank the laughing stock of the entire world.

You've spent a ton of time and energy in the past on the politics and workings of such a place. That makes you either a liar or a mental case.

Why would you exclude the possibility fact that both are true?

[Cynical Ninja]

You've spent a ton of time and energy in the past on the politics and workings of such a place. That makes you either a liar or a mental case.

Its interesting what you pick up when you regularly watch the WORLD news headlines guido.

It doesn't take that much effort to be informed, try it sometime.

[IMaDick]

You've spent a ton of time and energy in the past on the politics and workings of such a place. That makes you either a liar or a mental case.

Its interesting what you pick up when you regularly watch the WORLD news headlines guido.

It doesn't take that much effort to be informed, try it sometime.

It's amazing that a person believes everything they read and then spout it out like it's a fact and their own work without giving credit to the source.

[Cynical Ninja]

It's amazing that a person believes everything they read and then spout it out like it's a fact and their own work without giving credit to the source.

Says the douchebag who uses Glenn Beck books for "reference"!

[IMaDick]

It's amazing that a person believes everything they read and then spout it out like it's a fact and their own work without giving credit to the source.

Says the douchebag who uses Glenn Beck books for "reference"!

And that's different from using any media source as reference,how?

[Maggot]

I think David Cameron has been doing a bang up job in the U.K. and that idiot Nick Clegg needs to go sit down by his dish for a bit.

[Middle Finger]

You've spent a ton of time and energy in the past on the politics and workings of such a place. That makes you either a liar or a mental case.

Its interesting what you pick up when you regularly watch the WORLD news headlines guido.

It doesn't take that much effort to be informed, try it sometime.

Yes but you have not spent a ton of time on British, Asian, or Canadian politics. You've spent a ton of time and energy on America. We both know why, you just don't want to admit it. You'd rather act like a juvenile jealous mental case instead.

[Cynical Ninja]

And that's different from using any media source as reference,how?

Most media sources are not run by weeping and gibbering mormon conspiracy theorists.

[Cynical Ninja]

Yes but you have not spent a ton of time on British, Asian, or Canadian politics. You've spent a ton of time and energy on America. We both know why, you just don't want to admit it. You'd rather act like a juvenile jealous mental case instead.

I take a global view of politics not a myopic and insular view that only stretchs to the limits of my countries borders like you do guido.

[IMaDick]

And that's different from using any media source as reference,how?

Most media sources are not run by weeping and gibbering mormon conspiracy theorists.

Who are they ran by? what is their political leaning? do they always portray things in an honest straight forward way? do they twist anything to make the story more attractive to any certian group?

Do you have Sharia law run sections of cities in your country?

The media says you do.

[Cynical Ninja]

Who are they ran by? what is their political leaning? do they always portray things in an honest straight forward way? do they twist anything to make the story more attractive to any certian group?

They are all more reliable than Glenn Beck, or Fox News or Prison Planet you conspiracy retard.

[IMaDick]

Who are they ran by? what is their political leaning? do they always portray things in an honest straight forward way? do they twist anything to make the story more attractive to any certian group?

They are all more reliable than Glenn Beck, or Fox News or Prison Planet you conspiracy retard.

So you do have Sharia zones in your cities.

[Cynical Ninja]

So you do have Sharia zones in your cities.

Bollocks, Sharia law remains illegal in the UK you fucking moron.