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..BRISBANE, Australia (AP) — A Sydney man has been fined 750 Australian dollars ($800) for mooning Queen Elizabeth II and her husband, Prince Philip, during a royal visit to Australia.
Barman Liam Lloyd Warriner was sentenced Tuesday in a Brisbane court on a charge of creating a public nuisance for baring his buttocks to the 85-year-old British monarch and her 90-year-old husband in October. Prosecutors had asked for a AU$1,000 fine.
Warriner admitted holding an Australian flag clenched between his bare buttocks and running as the royal couple's motorcade drove past well-wishers. It is not clear whether the royal couple saw Warriner.
Warriner said outside court Tuesday that he'd do the same thing to "any self-important, self-propagating elitist."
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It would have been funnier if he had launched a massive, explosive, geyser like turd and it landed right on Liz's head.
I would have applauded.
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The number of people who find poop amusing is amazing!
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While I do applaud any attempt to piss off the monarchy, my favorite 'get a world leader' incident from recent years was this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0125Qrn24EQ
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The Queen is 85. WTF is wrong with that guy? Somebody should have beat his ass for that.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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How fast can a person run with a flag in their asscrack?
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(02-14-2012, 08:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: How fast can a person run with a flag in their asscrack?
Something tells me you're going to reenact the crime and find out.
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(02-14-2012, 09:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: (02-14-2012, 08:48 PM)Maggot Wrote: How fast can a person run with a flag in their asscrack?
Something tells me you're going to reenact the crime and find out.
Something tells me they would run kinda like a crab with athletes foot. I mean how the fuck does anyone run with a flag stuck between their asscheeks?
Just thinking about it squishes my brain tighter than a bikini on Mama Cass.
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(02-14-2012, 10:31 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: While I do applaud any attempt to piss off the monarchy, my favorite 'get a world leader' incident from recent years was this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0125Qrn24EQ
This is a good one! George didn't run like a scaredy cat, he just ducked in the nick of time and laughed and kept right on - I love it!
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At least he didn't scream like a girl.
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Like people have shoes to waste in Iraq. I bet that fucker wanted his shoes back.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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(02-14-2012, 10:04 PM)Maggot Wrote: At least he didn't scream like a girl.
That was the point I wanted to make. He used his Ninja-like moves to avoid not 1, but 2 shoes, and then smiled and joked around like it was no big deal.
Might've been the highlight of his presidency!
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