02-14-2012, 06:31 PM
i like mean bitches.
but tell Cracker your innermost thoughts about her.
good luck with that.
Cracker intervention
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02-14-2012, 06:31 PM
i like mean bitches. but tell Cracker your innermost thoughts about her. good luck with that.
02-14-2012, 06:34 PM
Nah, I catch venom daily. I just don't really care. Unless I am feeling ducky, then I will return a volley.
02-14-2012, 08:44 PM
I think I saw a tumbleweed just now.
For all I know, she could be a poodle IRL but here she's a fucking pitbull. Some adjectives: stubborn, opinionated, arrogant, funny-as-hell, opinionated, smart, bitchy, arrogant, harsh, cruel and funny-as-hell. Strangely, I don't get to see much of her warm fuzzy side here. I'm not gonna comment on her looks because the bitch refuses to post a current photo. Commando Cunt Queen
02-15-2012, 02:56 AM
Beautiful and handsome maybe.
short and thick or tall and thin maybe. definitely shitbird material.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams
02-15-2012, 11:08 AM
Vinegar tits.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
02-15-2012, 11:37 AM
I guess my biggest concern would be her practice of illeism. I'm hoping she only does that here and not at work.
02-15-2012, 11:39 AM
I swear I have almost said, "Cracker doesn't think so" at work a few times. Or, "Not this Cracker." That wouldn't go over too well.
02-15-2012, 08:28 PM
Commando Cunt Queen
02-15-2012, 08:36 PM
I picked up my kid at school today and a woman kept on saying axe this and axe that, I thought of cracker and put down the rock I was gonna throw.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
02-15-2012, 09:06 PM
Why would you bring a rock to an axe fight?
02-15-2012, 09:15 PM
Sometimes its just better to move to another pile of bricks and get out of earshot.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
02-15-2012, 09:33 PM
So many people have such bad grammar and usage and enunciation in the the "Souf" that I try not to single out any one group. "Axe you" bothers me, but so does "mash the button", "turn up the valium", and "for sell".
02-15-2012, 09:52 PM
You are typing in English, but I know it wouldn't sound like that if you said it aloud. What's your work number? I'm calling you tomorrow. I'll tell you if you sound like Jessica Fletcher.
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