Ass Waxing

[IMaDick]

Waiting for CN's scrotal support team to show up.

Time lines will be strictly enforced, there will be no bringing up anything that OP said and then applied to the the new and improved CN, they are not the same person or so were told.

[Cracker]

Waiting for CN's scrotal support team to show up.

[Tonyg41]

Man, I couldn't do a chick with a hairy ass, sounds like a prison sentence to me

Wait your concerned about hair around her ass yet you have no problem getting her feces on your member?

[Nickdaflameperson]

My friend is off today and just texted me that some girl asked Dr. Oz if it's ok to wax your ass crack. Really? Really??? Don't people have any pride anymore? They just come out and ask the most embarassing thing on TV for the world to see? Isn't i bad enough she has a hairy ass? And now everyone knows she has a hairy ass.

I understand that ass talk can be very fascinating as a subject, but from the logical aspect of viewing it, we are just like animals are, or more accurate , we are just like machines are, though there is no bin for the trash in the animal species, so instead, they own an ass!

Here is how it goes, to shine a bit myself your confusion regarding the ass related hoaxes globally.

Ass is

1. for being able to sit somewhere , cause we can't sit upside down, it would be stupid in this place called Earth, which gravity is implemented, as Einstein first wrote I think.

2. for shitting, neat and clear, no confusion in this part, we eat so to survive through healthy functioning of our parts which work together as a team for doing the obvious that is passing unoticed by us , as for example, walking, speaking, running, thinking and goes on..
Since we have an entrance, it makes sense to have an exit as well, and imagine to have been the mouth that is used for eating, it would be gross, un-aesthetical or so, for the one that made us, but let's not stay to the part of who made us. Here I would like to make clear that who ever made us is definately a bad-ass!, covered with supreme style in this action of his, as he did what he wanted, bringing in life a specie which he called "human" under mortality attribute.
Then again that bad -ass took his time on that supreme task of his, it seems also that now he enjoys the last moments of his creation.
And finally that bad - ass decided to bring in life this "joke" of specie , in a Planet with gravity and look - alike paradise but with fewer resources , another fun part of his, watching how slowly that joke kind of specie would consume with such incoherency those resources of life.

From the above it is absolute clear that the one bad-ass above, never in his wildest dreams would he think of humans finding amusement on anything related with ass, as, licking, waxing it, fucking it and goes on...otherwise he would have just make the exit from the mouth which is the entrance.

Now you realize I hope, why it's pretty much crystal clear that the moments of our joke kind of specie, are coming to an end.

[HairOfTheDog]

I knew it was something avoidable that would bring the end of the world as we know it to the human species. Just didn't figure rampant ass-play would be the cause of our damnation in the eyes of the Creator. Interesting theory Nick.

I think you may be more evolved than the rest of us slaves to gravity though; you seem to have the inate ability to talk out of your ass.

[Nickdaflameperson]

I knew it was something avoidable that would bring the end of the world as we know it to the human species. Just didn't figure rampant ass-play would be the cause of our damnation in the eyes of the Creator. Interesting theory Nick.

I think you may be more evolved than the rest of us slaves to gravity though; you seem to have the inate ability to talk out of your ass.

Badass attitude is like: "ok well I don't give a shit". Neither do I actually, of what you seem to think or not hairy dog!

[HairOfTheDog]

Badass attitude is like: "ok well I don't give a shit". Neither do I actually, of what you seem to think or not hairy dog!

Thank you for defining "badass" for me; I was perplexed. I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary and damned if you're not correct. I learn a lot here at Mock.

I haven't evolved to "badass" yet; it's a journey. I will be reading your posts with the utmost focus and emulating your style as much as possible so that I too can perhaps achieve badass status.

[Maggot]

John Wayne was a badass but I just don't see him getting an ass waxing.

[Duchess]

I always think I sound like John Wayne when I'm shitfaced.

[Maggot]

You probably walk like him.

[Duchess]

Nah, I'm graceful.

[ramseycat]

I was looking for an old thread and found this one and had to chuckle. Ass waxing.

[username]

I was looking for an old thread and found this one and had to chuckle. Ass waxing.

It died for a reason.