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How many times have you been married?

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How many times have you been married?
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#21
03-02-2012, 04:54 PM
Congrats!! That's a gorgeous ring!!! Please do share the story!Smiley_emoticons_smile
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#22
03-02-2012, 05:44 PM
You have fat hands.















hah I couldn't resist.

These dumb idiots don't know you're not supposed to congratulate the bride-to-be (stupid but true). Congrats to your future husband. Very pretty ring.
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#23
03-02-2012, 05:48 PM
(03-02-2012, 04:24 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Holy Shit! I was right! Look at what I got last night!


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#24
03-02-2012, 06:11 PM
(03-02-2012, 05:44 PM)username Wrote: You have fat hands.
hah I couldn't resist.

I knew you would say that. They do look fat. At least they aren't man hands. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#25
03-02-2012, 06:13 PM
(03-02-2012, 06:11 PM)krystalshores Wrote: At least they aren't man hands.


That's reserved for me.

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#26
03-02-2012, 06:57 PM
No it was for userbitch.
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#27
03-02-2012, 07:05 PM
(03-02-2012, 06:57 PM)krystalshores Wrote: No it was for userbitch.


I meant, that's what some of them say about me. I have a whopping six inch wrist and depending on which hand, my ring size is 7-8. I have massive man hands & I look like a wildebeest. Grrrr

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#28
03-03-2012, 12:01 PM
That just means you give a great massage....unless it's like making sammiches, and you dont go there....
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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03-03-2012, 12:05 PM


I guess my sarcasm was lost in translation. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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#30
03-04-2012, 10:26 AM
Yeah, it was...thats what I get for not reading the entire convo before opening my piehole.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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#31
03-04-2012, 03:53 PM
That's a beautiful ring!! Congratulations and I hope you have a long and happy marriage.

p.s. don't take marital advice from MF.
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03-05-2012, 09:53 AM
Yes, don't take any advice from someone who is successful at it. Instead, take advice from bad-judgment, boyfriend-hiding, common penny bitches like Ramsey.
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#33
03-05-2012, 10:23 AM
Advice for the about to be married? Bwaaaa hahahahahahah.



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#34
03-05-2012, 03:42 PM
(02-28-2012, 07:30 PM)thekid65 Wrote: I'm just an asshole.

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#35
03-05-2012, 05:46 PM
(03-05-2012, 09:53 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: common penny

I'm sure that is quite the putdown in coin collector circles.
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03-05-2012, 06:46 PM
(03-05-2012, 05:46 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-05-2012, 09:53 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: common penny

I'm sure that is quite the putdown in coin collector circles.

I can't even tell you how insulted I was by that comment.
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#37
03-05-2012, 07:17 PM
I knew he should have said common zinc penny.

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#38
03-05-2012, 07:20 PM


I heard recently that the older pennies are worth more as copper than they are a penny.
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#39
03-05-2012, 07:39 PM
Tis true.
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#40
03-06-2012, 07:56 AM
Have been married -

43 years, 2 months, 6 days, 11 hours, 54 minutes, 50 seconds........H-E-L-P



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