*HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY*

[Lady Cop]

~~HAPPY ST. PAT'S!~~

[Lady Cop]

Saint Patrick was a gentleman,
Who through strategy and stealth,
Drove all the snakes from Ireland,
Here’s a toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see all those snakes again.

'Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!'
Happy St. Patrick's Day!

[Lady Cop]

have a Guinness on me! Sláinte!'





Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the roses falling
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And when you come, and all the flowers are dying
If I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.

And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my grave shall warmer, sweeter be
For you will bend and tell me that you love me
And I shall sleep in peace until you come to me.




14 year old Liam Mc Nally stuns the audience and judges singing a beautiful rendition of Danny Boy in the 6^th week of auditions on Britain's Got talent.

[sally]

Is it a tradition to drink early on St. Patrick's Day? I think a Guinness would make me throw up right now, but I could probally handle a bloody mary.

[IMaDick]

Saol fada chugat

[Duchess]

It's rare for me not to have a goal every single day, today my only intention is to fuck off.

[IMaDick]

Fucking off is a lofty goal, I wish you luck.

[Duchess]

I wish you luck.

Thanks but I won't be needing any luck. I don't get many days like this so I'm taking full advantage of it. I turned my phone off, shhhhh.

[ramseycat]

Have a good day everyone! And a green beer.

[IMaDick]

I wish you luck.

Thanks but I won't be needing any luck. I don't get many days like this so I'm taking full advantage of it. I turned my phone off, shhhhh.

Well if you needed luck I would let you rub the Blarney cock Rock Stone.

[Duchess]

Did you wake up with a woody?

[IMaDick]

Did you wake up with a woody?

If I said yes would it be like bragging and shit? because I don't want to sound like Ramsey and Cracker.

[JsMom]

Have a great day everyone I don't drink though so I won't be enjoying any green beer.

[Duchess]

If I said yes would it be like bragging and shit? because I don't want to sound like Ramsey and Cracker.

Morning sex is the best sex.

[ramseycat]

If I said yes would it be like bragging and shit? because I don't want to sound like Ramsey and Cracker.

Morning sex is the best sex.

Are you BRAGGING that you had morning sex Duchess??? Are ya???

[IMaDick]

If I said yes would it be like bragging and shit? because I don't want to sound like Ramsey and Cracker.

Morning sex is the best sex.

Are you BRAGGING that you had morning sex Duchess??? Are ya???

Are you bragging that you still don't know how to quote after being here for a few years?

[Duchess]

No, I'm not bragging! Jesus. I was making a general statement, it all started with rubbing something & I got the feeling Dick woke up amorous so of course a woody came to mind & jesus christ it progressed from there.

I'm going to stop digging now.

[Cracker]

Dick couldn't sound like Cracker even if he tried really hard. Maybe if he installed a spell checker, but probably not even then.

[IMaDick]

[IMaDick]

Dick couldn't sound like Cracker even if he tried really hard. Maybe if he installed a spell checker, but probably not even then.

Thank God and anyone else that had anything to do with me not sounding like you.

Fuck off I have LC as a spell checker, I don't need anything else.