My Smart Phone

[Midwest Spy]

Nobody knows or cares what kind of phone you have in your hand, unless the're standing right over your shoulder.

I beg to differ.

You're one mean granny, assaulting individuals with your giant Wal-Mart bag. I'd have to get a restraining order out for your ass.

And that's the best you got?
You're the one getting on here saying you're better than everyone else who doesn't have an i-phone.

I beg to differ...there are a million different phones out there, how the hell can you tell if someone has an i-phone or a different brand? You're an arrogant bastard.

And, I don't carry giant Wal-Mart bag, or any other giant bag. Just because your wife likes to pose for "people of WalMart" pics, doesn't mean we all like shopping there.

FQ2, I titled it with 'SmartPhone', not iPhone.

Does your Android make you feel superior to the other hicks from Indiana? Yes or No.

Do you think I'd diss Wal-Mart if I actually shopped there?

C'mon, up your game!

[Duchess]

I love my super Walmart, it's not as good as Costco but it's pretty fuckin' good.

[FAHQTOO]

Nobody knows or cares what kind of phone you have in your hand, unless the're standing right over your shoulder.

I beg to differ.

You're one mean granny, assaulting individuals with your giant Wal-Mart bag. I'd have to get a restraining order out for your ass.

And that's the best you got?
You're the one getting on here saying you're better than everyone else who doesn't have an i-phone.

I beg to differ...there are a million different phones out there, how the hell can you tell if someone has an i-phone or a different brand? You're an arrogant bastard.

And, I don't carry giant Wal-Mart bag, or any other giant bag. Just because your wife likes to pose for "people of WalMart" pics, doesn't mean we all like shopping there.

FQ2, I titled it with 'SmartPhone', not iPhone.

Does your Android make you feel superior to the other hicks from Indiana? Yes or No.

Do you think I'd diss Wal-Mart if I actually shopped there?

C'mon, up your game!

You've upped your game to a "smartphone" in the last month... like everyone else hasn't already had them for years. And yes, some people don't want or need a smartphone. Believe it or not, some people just want a phone for conversation, not all the other bullshit that comes with them.

I don't feel "superior" to anyone, unless of course, they're arrogant and stupid, such as yourself.

I wouldn't mind shopping at WalMart if I didn't have to see people like you and your wife at every turn.

All this shit coming from someone who still watches, and laughs, and posts an avatar from Napoleon Dynamite.

[Cracker]

I am a smartphone breaker. I haven't found one that lasts more than a month without serious issues. I never forgave the one that lost all my pics that TMobile couldn't/wouldn't recover.

I laugh at people who bust out their phones with the cracked screen. I hear phones hit the deck at least twice a day and I laugh my ass off. Put your effen phone away in public. You don't need it in your damn pocket. If you aren't on call as a first responder, you are a douche for being so needy of the constant reinforcement from your device.

Unplug people and relax.

My cute as fuck neighbor just got a new mower and is cutting the neighborhood's grass. I'm going to go watch him for a bit.

[sally]

Stick your stupid smart phone up your ass, Midwest Spy. That's all I have to say on this subject.

Sally, I wouldn't expect anything less from you.

You're still using your rotary landline.

You heard someone say 'cell phone' and thought they were talking about the pay phone at the county jail.

Hahahaha! Funny stuff MS, funny stuff.

I don't get all excited over cell phones, it doesn't matter to me how much it costs as long as I can hear out of it. You're really not impressing anyone MS, it's a cell phone, not a Lamborghini for Christ's sake.

[Midwest Spy]

You've upped your game to a "smartphone" in the last month... like everyone else hasn't already had them for years. And yes, some people don't want or need a smartphone. Believe it or not, some people just want a phone for conversation, not all the other bullshit that comes with them. This was my approach for years.

I don't feel "superior" to anyone, unless of course, they're arrogant and stupid, such as yourself. Me, arrogant? Not really. Now, I finally feel like I fit in.

I wouldn't mind shopping at WalMart if I didn't have to see people like you and your wife at every turn. We don't even have Wal-Mart in Minny. Ha.

All this shit coming from someone who still watches, and laughs, and posts an avatar from Napoleon Dynamite. I love Uncle Rico, what can I say? Maybe you should give him a try?

[sally]

Just so your highfalutin ass knows, I just asked my kids what kind of cell phones they have and they're both HT something or other windows 7 smart phones. I paid for them, but wasn't the one who actually went in the store to buy them because first of all I don't give a shit about blackberries and smart phones or whatever other kind of shit is out and second I'd rather DIAF than stand in line at that store.

[Maggot]

Soon cellphones will be gone. It will be a pair of glasses with a screen imbeded in it and earphone that works on voicecommand. People will be walking around talking to themselves all over the place and think its rude if you interupt them talking to themselves. It will be a mad, mad world. Every once in a while when I'm in a store standing in line behind one of those people I start talking to myself as loud as they are. They give me funny looks and cannot see the comedy playing itself out, little do they know they are the bewildered actor in a Monty Python skit.
Nowadays if I see a person standing on a sidewalk intensely staring into their baby televisions I quickly scan for the nearest puddle. I was never like this before but today feel a need to wake phone diddlers the fuck up so they look where they are going it teaches them a valulable lesson. Never stand next to a puddle on the curb when phone diddling.
Anyways my phone is just a phone, its less stressful that way.

[Mohammed]

Awesome! How a remark over a phone can get so heated. That's why I love this place

But y'all, you know what, MS is right!

Not about anything that makes one phone user better from another, don't even know if he said anything like that, but I know exactly how he feels.

All these years new models of phones come out. There was the camera one, then video got added, mp players, touchscreens, etc, etc. After trying many of those I simply went back to just wanting to have a phone to make and receive .... phone calls. Simply because all the other gadgets where somewhat dissapointing. If I wanted to take a pic, I got myself a decent camera as the results are so much better. Same with video.

Listening to music on your phone also lost its attraction quickly, and my Nokia touchscreen got fucked after my daughter had a good go at it.

So when I had the choice of picking up the Iphone, I decided to give it to my wife as a birthday present. They had run out of Ferarri's and Diamonds here, so it was the next obvious choice. However, on her birthday she received from one of our filthy rich friends that Samsung Galaxy, which is also quite sexy, specially for ladies. So I was stuck with that Iphone, and I went something like "Ooookay, let me have a look at it then if I have to."

After 2 hours only, and I kid you not, life was never to be the same!

Utterly and terribly addicted, it's more than awesome, and I just will not live without it anymore! Take the wife, sell the kid, eat the dog and burn down the house, but don't you wear my blue suede shoes .... or in my case, take my Iphone away from me.

It got a freakin compass! It tells me exactly where I am. Even here!

I will never have to ask for directions again. Being a man, now that's already reason enough I say.

Not only that, they got some seriously cool covers. I think for the summer season I'll go with the Louis Vuitton Gangsta one.

I'll be so Puff Diddy it'll make Jay Z dizzy.

[JsMom]

MO, you crack me up. I love your posts and LOVE LOVE all your pics.

touch screen phones!

[LuciferLynn]

I had an iPhone the year they were released and hated it from day 1. Too easy to break (I broke 5). Since I have always needed a phone I am able to access email and internet on for work, I have got to have a "smart phone". Last year I ditched the iPhone and got a Droid, the Impulse 4g. HATE. Like with unbridled rage. Not user friendly, theres a "glitch" in the OS that makes this phone send out texts to the wrong people, make random phone calls, and delete contacts and apps. I can't even use the fucking thing for work b/c the email is all fucked up most of the time. Half the time I am unable to send or receive phone calls or texts b/c the network is "unavailable". I'd like to run it over with my fucking car.

[Duchess]

The only smart phones I've ever had have been different versions of the BlackBerry & I have no complaints.

[Midwest Spy]

See, I never understood the hype over smartphones, UNTIL I got mine.

As Mo and SixFooter have also opined, the iPhone really is sensational.

You other bitches oughta give it a try.

Hahahahahahaha!

[Duchess]

So what does it offer that makes it so much better than other smart phones?

[Midwest Spy]

So what does it offer that makes it so much better than other smart phones?

I'm not even sure, as I've never had one prior to this.

I'm kinda just talkin shit at the moment.

Your Blackberry is probably just as good.

[username]

So what does it offer that makes it so much better than other smart phones?

Temple Run and Angry Birds.



My kids both have smart phones now but for some damn reason they can't seem to get those apps on their phones so they're always playing the stupid games on my iPhone.

The price was the same--had I known, they'd both be carrying the iPhone now instead of whatever it is they got. HG or something...

[Eat Shit And Die]

I'm not allowed anything worth money its a waste :/

[krystalshores]

So what does it offer that makes it so much better than other smart phones?

Temple Run and Angry Birds

User is right. The droid and iPhone apps are unbelievable and not just for games. I have a navigation app so I never use my Garmin anymore. I should sell it on eBay. Apps for weather, food, Craig's List, eBay, the cheapest gas prices in town, NetFlix, all right at your finger tips. Mock should have an app. We were on the lake this weekend and got turned around and didn't know where we were. Well, the fiancé had an app on his Android that tells him where his Truck is parked and the direction to go in.
These phones are also a mini computer. I'm talking to you guys without having to get out the lap top. And I can look at eBay while I'm waiting in line at the grocery store or Mock with you guys while I'm getting my nails done. :p

But my favorite thing about the my iPhone is I can create a mobile hotspot. So when I'm on the boat or some place that doesn't have wifi, and i need my laptop online, voila!

But the only thing I use my laptop for is work and video calling with Skype. That's the only thing I cannot do with my phone.

[cannongal]

And Someday MS, you can wear this fashionable vest to charge your Smart Phone:


Snipped from:
http://hitech24.blogspot.com/2012/04/new...-your.html

We all realize how important it is to charge quickly and easily mobile devices, but the truth is that we even fiddle with cables and chargers, as the development of inductive charging is not as fast as expected.

A different and very interesting approach to the issue of charging is to propose Intelligent Textiles, which created a new fabric for the British army, which would enable soldiers to charge their phone by simply putting it in their pocket!

The fabric is made from special yarn taking electricity from a battery (mounted anywhere on clothing), leading to charge the device simply by touch. Furthermore, this system can be used to transfer data from the clothes of the soldier, helmet or backpack without requiring separate power source.

Essentially, the basic idea is to require charging a single battery (that of cloth) to avoid having to remember to charge a lot of mobile devices (smartphone, tablet, laptop, etc.)..........

[Mohammed]

So what does it offer that makes it so much better than other smart phones?

It comes with an app that has me in highly suggestive and half naked poses in a bathtub filled with bubbles.

Metalic pink ones!