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I mock, therefore I am
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#141
04-25-2012, 10:30 PM
(04-25-2012, 09:06 PM)Love Child Wrote: I'll be full of it.

My Dono! 10 Pages! I wouldn't expect anything less. How you doin sexy?

I'm good, but you're gonna make cracker jealous. She got the screaming thigh sweats looking at my picture and now she chases away all the other girls here when they talk to me. It's cute but creepy.
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#142
04-25-2012, 11:04 PM
(04-25-2012, 10:30 PM)Donovan Wrote: ...now she chases away all the other girls here when they talk to me.

Nah, it's the guys whose balls retract when Cracker posts.
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#143
04-25-2012, 11:55 PM
Most men are afraid of me IRL, too.

That doesn't offend me one little bit.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#144
04-26-2012, 12:14 AM
Most men are little boys pretending to be men. Buncha fucking little cunts.
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#145
04-26-2012, 12:14 AM
(04-25-2012, 11:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: Most men are afraid of me IRL, too.

That doesn't offend me one little bit.

It wasn't meant to offend. Hell, that's a talent! hah
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#146
04-26-2012, 02:45 AM
I always feel like somebodys Mockin Me

I'm just an average man with an average life
I work from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the Twilight Zone? and...


I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me, is it just a dream


When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Well, can the people on TV see me, or am I just paranoid?


When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...


I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Who's playin' tricks on me?


Who's mocking me
I don't know anymore!
Are the neighbors mocking me?
Who's mocking
Well is the mailman mocking me?
Tell me who's watching
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's mocking me now
Who?
The IRS?!


I always feel like somebody's mocking me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me is it just a dream?
I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Oooh, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me, can it be?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Whoa-oa-oa

Is it bad form to post lyrics on the first day?
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#147
04-26-2012, 05:52 AM
Yeah it is. Bend over that chair and await your proper punishment.

Dono, shit, one month and you already got yourself a stalker? That's gotta be a new record.
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#148
04-26-2012, 06:35 AM
(04-25-2012, 11:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: Most men are afraid of me IRL, too.

That doesn't offend me one little bit.

Repulsed and slightly sickened, more likely.
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#149
04-26-2012, 10:19 AM
(03-19-2012, 05:10 PM)Duchess Wrote:

hah You're supposed to be turned off & leave me alone when I tell you that.

Here's what I see when you tell me that

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#150
04-26-2012, 10:36 AM


It was a big ass fail on my part given most know I totally dig men. 50
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#151
04-26-2012, 05:03 PM
(04-26-2012, 02:45 AM)Love Child Wrote: I always feel like somebodys Mockin Me

I'm just an average man with an average life
I work from 9 to 5, hey hell, I pay the price
All I want is to be left alone, in my average home
But why do I always feel
Like I'm in the Twilight Zone? and...


I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me, is it just a dream


When I come home at night
I bolt the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Well, can the people on TV see me, or am I just paranoid?


When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing there!
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...


I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Who's playin' tricks on me?


Who's mocking me
I don't know anymore!
Are the neighbors mocking me?
Who's mocking
Well is the mailman mocking me?
Tell me who's watching
And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess
I wonder who's mocking me now
Who?
The IRS?!


I always feel like somebody's mocking me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me is it just a dream?
I always feel like somebody's mockin me
And I have no privacy, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Who's playing tricks on me?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Oooh, whoa-oa-oa
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Tell me, can it be?
Who's watching me?
I always feel like somebody's mocking me
Whoa-oa-oa

Is it bad form to post lyrics on the first day?

hah very interesting lyrics indeed.
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#152
04-26-2012, 05:06 PM
Yeah, how clever. You replaced "watching" with "mocking." Brilliant.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#153
04-26-2012, 07:13 PM
Wait til she makes your pee pee stand at attention Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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#154
04-27-2012, 07:08 AM
Well from what I gathered about Cracker, that would be short of an anatomical miracle. But hey, if anybody can do it, it's Love Child Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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