MONDAY MORNING WOODY

[Ma Huang Sor]

Yea, let's bring this back around to some fun talk.

I like morning sex & skinny dipping in the dark just before dawn.

I like sex at dusk....in the summer with the windows open and a nice breeeze and some candles. Skinny dipping is fun in the dark. You never know what you might find.....

So THAT'S what all those funny noises are when I walk by your house. I thought a cat was getting skinned or something.

[Ma Huang Sor]

So what are you both wearing?

Dressy work clothes.....but underneath......

Do continue...

[ramseycat]

Yea, let's bring this back around to some fun talk.

I like morning sex & skinny dipping in the dark just before dawn.

I like sex at dusk....in the summer with the windows open and a nice breeeze and some candles. Skinny dipping is fun in the dark. You never know what you might find.....

So THAT'S what all those funny noises are when I walk by your house. I thought a cat was getting skinned or something.

Oh that was going on too.

[Donovan]

There's really no bad time for sex, although I was never good at doing it first thing in the morning. Too many "maintenance issues" like morning breath and full bladders etc. to deal with. Plus, parents will confirm that early morning is exactly the wrong time to try uninterrupted sexytime.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I hate it when it's all wooden from having to pee when waking up. Sometimes it's so hard I have to stand in the hallway and push it down or I splash all over the back of the seat (which is up, btw.)

[IMaDick]

Dick arguing with fellow mockers...

Take a few deep breaths it's just a forum donoboy.

[Ma Huang Sor]

"it's"

[ramseycat]

"it's"

STOP IT!!

[IMaDick]

"it's"

STOP IT!!

Ramsey don't be an idiot.

Ma needs the reinforcement.

[Jimbone]

I like morning sex & skinny dipping in the dark just before dawn.[/i][/size]

Second note to self:

Remember to check this thread at all points during the day.

[Cracker]

Does it not creep you people out to have sexy talk with strangers and old men?

Craigslist mutherfuckers.

[Duchess]

Fuck no. Why would it? I care what people in my real life think, not anonymous strangers on an obscure little board. I'll save my concern for things that really matter. Thanks.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Does it not creep you people out to have sexy talk with strangers and old men?

Craigslist mutherfuckers.

I laughed at this post.

Guess why?

[JsMom]

...Now we are all on craigslist, huh?

[Ma Huang Sor]

I think ageism is the most failed of all trolls, what you resort to when you have absolutely nothing else.. All being older means is you were here first and did it before YOU discovered it.

:chuckle:

[ramseycat]

I think ageism is the most failed of all trolls, what you resort to when you have absolutely nothing else.. All being older means is you were here first and did it before YOU discovered it.

:chuckle:

Exactly. Some people here think calling someone old or saying that they are 50 is an insult. First off, no one can control their age. Second, I am 47 not 50. And third, she is 45 so....

[Ma Huang Sor]

It's sort of sad, a bitter, postmenopausal divorced lonely hag of a woman woman calling others "old".

It's interesting that "sexy talk creeps you out". In your case I see why. Must hurt when you touch it, is my guess.

[Jimbone]

Age is but a number.

Look at William Shatner... he's 80 I think. Surgery, hairpieces, and money are the fountain of youth apparently.

[Duchess]

I like sexy talk with some people, I've never viewed it as anything more than harmless fun much in the same way I find trolling stupid people harmless fun. I'm someone's precious angel so it's not like I'm looking for love online, I'm fucking off & I like to fuck off.

[sally]

Oh so now it's a crime to think it's creepy to discuss sex with strangers online, particularly old men. Excuse the hell out of me for not wanting to think about you old farts getting it on.