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I tried to be a Lady
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#1
05-23-2012, 02:19 AM
But my body wouldn't let me
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#2
05-23-2012, 02:23 AM
He told me to move my fingers in a circular motion
over my clit
I complied
Not wanting to show him fully
what I could do
or what I normally would do
My other hand on his slightly flaccid cock
with every stroke of my pussy
I could feel him getting harder
It turned me on
I gripped him harder
I continued rubbing my clit
slowly
then as he bit down on my nipples
and my neck
I fucking fucked my pussy with my fingers
and raised my hips off the bed
gyrating back and forth
His cock fully erect in my hand
pleasuring us both
I come hard
screaming and moaning
as he switches positions and
I get on top of him
fucking
until I feel him relax
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#3
05-23-2012, 03:04 AM
I don't understand, is this supposed to me a poem? Or a limerick?
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#4
05-23-2012, 03:31 AM
(05-23-2012, 03:04 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't understand, is this supposed to me a poem? Or a limerick?

It's the same as the retarded shit you post only different.
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#5
05-23-2012, 05:50 AM
(05-23-2012, 03:31 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(05-23-2012, 03:04 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I don't understand, is this supposed to me a poem? Or a limerick?

It's the same as the retarded shit you post only different.

For you it is.
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#6
05-23-2012, 06:13 AM
Duchess, really? Why is this weirdo in Mock?
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
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#7
05-23-2012, 06:14 AM
Classic bit of I Love Cunt.

Bravo
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05-23-2012, 06:25 AM


I've rescinded her full member status. That's what I'm going to start doing to everyone I don't want around & that's quite a sizable number at this point.
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05-23-2012, 07:48 AM
Ur evil and it tastes great.
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05-23-2012, 01:45 PM
(05-23-2012, 06:25 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I've rescinded her full member status. That's what I'm going to start doing to everyone I don't want around & that's quite a sizable number at this point.

Thank God. If I wanted to read this shit, there are other places to find it....

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#11
05-23-2012, 04:06 PM
She or he isn't even good at these short porn stories, I could write a better one than that.
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05-23-2012, 04:09 PM
(05-23-2012, 04:06 PM)sally Wrote: She or he isn't even good at these short porn stories, I could write a better one than that.

No shit.

Penthouse Forum letters from the '80's were so much better than that garbage.

Is Love Child really Smegma in disguise?
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05-23-2012, 06:14 PM
(05-23-2012, 04:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-23-2012, 04:06 PM)sally Wrote: She or he isn't even good at these short porn stories, I could write a better one than that.

No shit.

Penthouse Forum letters from the '80's were so much better than that garbage.

Is Love Child really Smegma in disguise?


Uggg...I hate it when you people put repulsive images in my head.
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05-23-2012, 08:09 PM
(05-23-2012, 04:09 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(05-23-2012, 04:06 PM)sally Wrote: She or he isn't even good at these short porn stories, I could write a better one than that.

No shit.

Penthouse Forum letters from the '80's were so much better than that garbage.

Is Love Child really Smegma in disguise?

No fact.
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#15
05-23-2012, 08:25 PM
I don't see the draw in reading about some stranger's horniness. Who cares? Her stuff is like reading about a dream somebody else had. Again, who cares?

Just do you.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#16
05-23-2012, 08:29 PM
well you have to understand the origins of the schtick, which I do.

Transplanted it just doesn't work, which explains why my persona here is different then elsewhere. More like who I am irl.
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#17
05-23-2012, 08:32 PM
I like u more here and at tkr ma
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05-23-2012, 08:35 PM
Right? I like me more here too. You know how I love TKR
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05-23-2012, 08:39 PM
Just saying
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#20
05-23-2012, 09:48 PM
Im more disturbed at the fact there was no nude photo and just a poem...
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