If you were stuck on a deserted island

[Duchess]

[IMaDick]

I finished that hole a few hours ago and then filled it back in while no one was watching. And it's probably better if you don't know where dick is now.

You stupid fucker, I watched you dig the hole leaving no way for yourself to get out.

I know you're in the bottom of a 20 foot hole and you got there all by yourself.

Once again,stupid fucker.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Hard to hear you yelling through twenty feet of dirt, Dick.

[username]

Huh. Dick in a hole.




The possibilities with that are endless.

[Donovan]

Huh. Dick in a hole.




The possibilities with that are endless.

Joke's really on dick then. It's a manhole.

[username]

Haha!!

[Lady Cop]

dig him up! i need him to WORK!

[crash]

Meanwhile, back at F2 and crash's island...

[Donovan]

Meanwhile, in the bushes just outside...

[FAHQTOO]

Meanwhile, back at F2 and crash's island...

That's what I'm talkin bout...hell yeah!!

On that note, I'm off to the lake (next best thing) for the weekend. It's 40 degrees colder than last weekend...WTF?

[HairOfTheDog]

Meanwhile, with the men being targeted for tragic accidents and the MILFs and soccer moms also facing an unpleasant fate, I slipped off unnoticed and finished binding my raft on the other side of the island in record time. No time for goodbyes; gotta ride the tide.



Whew... Just reached the main land. Alright, it's a party. Friday night pig roast and drinks on the beach. Perfect, just in time for the limbo competition!

Will send help soon, promise...

Edit/Add: Have a great time at the lake, FAHQTOO...

[Donovan]

Meanwhile, with the men being targeted for tragic accidents and the MILFs and soccer moms also facing an unpleasant fate, I slipped off unnoticed and finished binding my raft on the other side of the island in record time. No time for goodbyes; gotta ride the tide.

Oh you're one of THOSE broads. Don't worry, I noticed you I just let you keep right on walking. We'll call if we need any wet blankets.

(ps Don't know what they told you in parochial school, honey, but it ain't fine wine down there, it doesn't get more valuable with age.)

[HairOfTheDog]

Meanwhile, with the men being targeted for tragic accidents and the MILFs and soccer moms also facing an unpleasant fate, I slipped off unnoticed and finished binding my raft on the other side of the island in record time. No time for goodbyes; gotta ride the tide.

Oh you're one of THOSE broads. Don't worry, I noticed you I just let you keep right on walking. We'll call if we need any wet blankets.

(ps Don't know what they told you in parochial school, honey, but it ain't fine wine down there, it doesn't get more valuable with age.)

Yep, I'm absolutely one of THOSE broads; love me my freedom. Got my mind on a fine rough-edged middle aged sailor, but I haven't forgotten about y'all. I'll send blankets with the calvary; kinda chilly on the water. But, I'm not sending the wet sticky ones. Kind of a kinky preference, btw.

(ps Yeah, I understand that you probably want to get some attention "down there" before you age out; probably a pretty normal male fear. Wouldn't sweat it.)

[Donovan]

I ain't worried. As long as the world is ruled by men we'll come up with plenty of ways to keep the lead in our pencils. Easiest way to revive our junk is to get rid of the frigid ones by leaving raft parts around and letting them think escaping was their idea.

[ZEROSPHERES]

I ain't worried.

I am.....

[Donovan]

Dono preps for imminent "date night".

[HairOfTheDog]

I ain't worried. As long as the world is ruled by men we'll come up with plenty of ways to keep the lead in our pencils. Easiest way to revive our junk is to get rid of the frigid ones by leaving raft parts around and letting them think escaping was their idea.

I understand. As long as we women let you men believe that you rule the world, we’ll always make the choice as to which pencils get sharpened.

P.s. I saw that you left those rafting parts out for MidWest Spy; I didn’t have time to help him though. I was 99% through with my raft by then. He’s not frigid, btw. He just really really loves the ladies. Don’t take it personally.

[Duchess]

I detect sexual tension.

[HairOfTheDog]

I detect sexual tension.

If it's coming from me, I blame my fantasy mainland sailor. He looks just like this...

[Donovan]

"daddy" issues. Hell hath no fury, and all that. I seem to have that effect on certain people.