Your Choice! Animals or People! (Question lurking inside...)

[OnBendedKnee]

Alrightly then, here's the question:

You have a choice.
You may either be gifted communicating with animals or you are gifted with understanding and fluently speaking all the languages known to man.

So, do you speak with your pet or do you communicate in any (and all) languages of your choosing?

[JsMom]

Animals for sure.

[Lady Cop]

i'm pretty sure i understand animals on a basic level...they want food and love and to be treated with kindness and respect. we have all communicated with animals.

except for spiders and scorpions and poisonous snakes who can

where i like the idea of understanding all peoples' languages. cultures interest me.
i never did grasp eubonics for example, which made it difficult to deal with some demographics.

[Maggot]

I would chose people, animals are about as smart as a 2 year old at best.

[Duchess]

You may either be gifted communicating with animals or you are gifted with understanding and fluently speaking all the languages known to man.

Easy. Without a doubt, animals.

I'll come across more animals in my lifetime than I will people who don't speak English.

[OnBendedKnee]

I'd have to choose language.
it would be a novelty to understand and communicate with animals but would quickly wear off when I realize they really have nothing to say.

[IMaDick]

I already have some universal sign language with which to communicate with any person.

and I have a gift with animals already.

I guess your question doesn't apply to me.

[OnBendedKnee]

I already have some universal sign language with which to communicate with any person.

and I have a gift with animals already.

I guess your question doesn't apply to me.

Your universal sign language is falling on deft ears and your gift with animals would get you arrested in 49 of the 50 states.

[IMaDick]

I already have some universal sign language with which to communicate with any person.

and I have a gift with animals already.

I guess your question doesn't apply to me.

Your universal sign language is falling on deft ears and your gift with animals would get you arrested in 49 of the 50 states.

I'm assuming you live in the 50^th state and did your research before moving there.

Too bad you don't read or comprehend well or I would tell you to fuck off.

are you deft?

deft   /dɛft/ Show Spelled[deft] Show IPA
adjective, deft·er, deft·est.
dexterous; nimble; skillful; clever: deft hands; a deft mechanic.



exactly how does that have anything to do with not hearing something?



Fucking retards,you can't hate on a retard and feel good about it.

[Eat Shit And Die]

I would chose all languages becoz I can talk with dogs but barely speak english.

[Duchess]

Fucking retards,you can't hate on a retard and feel good about it.

Yes, I can.

[OnBendedKnee]

I meant exactly what I wrote, you spell-checking Cheetos cheesy finger-licking goof.
Read it again- slowly this time, mumbling, yet enunciating every single word in your witless, addle beer soaked mind, and the mock should (dimly) light off above your pointy, freakishly small head, you rotund, squatty pungent smelling man child.

(PS: When do you announce the ass kisser of the week award? I can't wait to find out if I won!!)

[IMaDick]

I meant exactly what I wrote, you spell-checking Cheetos cheesy finger-licking goof.
Read it again- slowly this time, mumbling, yet enunciating every single word in your witless, addle beer soaked mind, and the mock should (dimly) light off above your pointy, freakishly small head, you rotund, squatty pungent smelling man child.

(PS: When do you announce the ass kisser of the week award? I can't wait to find out if I won!!)

Don't let your handicap keep you from posting, it would be a shame to cheat the rest of the members out of the laugh.

I know you would like to change what you posted, I know you would like to believe that "deft" means anything other than what I posted but it just isn't going to happen.

You have a chance at the award because I know you just sniffed my ass and liked it.

[OnBendedKnee]

Oh, and happy father's day.
I'm sure you should be receiving a mix of texts all throughout the nation from various children today.