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Good Morning you vindictive
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#1
06-30-2012, 11:31 AM
small minded and hateful bitch.

There are times when I would like to push the reset button on some people.hah
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#2
06-30-2012, 12:18 PM
I love you too.
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#3
06-30-2012, 12:19 PM
Sup Gear, how's the weather down there? We're pushing 90-some, all sunshine and butterflies and shit.
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#4
06-30-2012, 12:22 PM
You know how it is - Same exact shit every fucking day. I'm thinking about moving north. South Oregon/Northern California. I have to get some goddamn variation.

As soon as my EBT card gets here I'm going to use it to rent a Uhaul then I'm gonna bounce.
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#5
06-30-2012, 12:26 PM
Same circus, different clowns.
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#6
06-30-2012, 12:27 PM
I think several of these might be the same clowns.
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#7
06-30-2012, 12:27 PM
Quote:Same circus, different clowns.

^Care to squeeze the wheeze? We're all bozos on this bus, you know...
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#8
06-30-2012, 12:29 PM
You can't leave.
Your freshly restored doors won't let you.
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#9
06-30-2012, 12:30 PM
hah
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#10
06-30-2012, 12:31 PM
Damn it. I guess I'm just going to have to take a bong hit.
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#11
06-30-2012, 12:33 PM
Stoned?
You live in San Marcos.

You'll blend right in.
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#12
06-30-2012, 12:36 PM
Sorry, Dick. I swear, I'm gonna change my ways.



Starting tomorrow; promise...
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#13
06-30-2012, 12:36 PM
Hey now- My doctor who has tiny dredlocks and a purple office says I'm a very sick man.
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#14
06-30-2012, 12:41 PM
One lesson I've learned in life over the years:
I stopped taking advice from tiny dreadlock doctors who work out of purple offices.

That sage advice has served me well.
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#15
06-30-2012, 12:44 PM
I've alway secretly suspected she isn't a 'real' doctor. Call it a hunch. If she can pull herself away from the vaporizer for one second I'm going to ask her straight out what's the deal.
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#16
06-30-2012, 12:46 PM
Could be she's secretly a russian slut?
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#17
06-30-2012, 12:47 PM
Nah, too friendly. But the thought had crossed my mind as it always does.
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#18
06-30-2012, 12:49 PM
Every man's fantasy:
A russian gal with dreadlocks and an affinity for purple paint.
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#19
06-30-2012, 12:53 PM
More of a BOLO for.
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