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Hey Ima -
#1
What kind of porn do you like?
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#2
Get over it RG, you won the biggest man pussy contest the title only lasts a week unless you win it again.
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#3
Jeez man. Take it easy. Just trying to find some middle ground.

So what's your thing?
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#4
Please, if it has anything to do with a taser and duct tape, take it to PMs.


Thank you, in advance.
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#5
I'm thinking makeshift plywood pillory, cigarette butts, a habitrail tube and a small vial of hydrochloric acid.
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#6
I'm talking about Gear not Dick.
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#7
(07-09-2012, 04:48 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: I'm thinking makeshift plywood pillory, cigarette butts, a habitrail tube and a small vial of hydrochloric acid.

You too read, "American Psycho"
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#8
As long as we're lip-psynching to "the Worst That Could Happen" I think you're on to something.
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#9
Wow. That's pretty damn close. Hydrofloric. And never makeshift.
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#10
You're barking up the wrong tree, Dick is a reformed porn addict and wears a chastity belt for men.
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#11
(07-09-2012, 05:47 PM)sally Wrote: You're barking up the wrong tree, Dick is a reformed porn addict and wears a chastity belt for men.

In his case, a butt plug.
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#12
(07-09-2012, 05:49 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:
(07-09-2012, 05:47 PM)sally Wrote: You're barking up the wrong tree, Dick is a reformed porn addict and wears a chastity belt for men.

In his case, a butt plug.

hah
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#13
I've recently re-confirmed my commitment to pornography. Still waiting for the next great mental construct but I am hopeful. I believe if a person applies himself/herself there's just no way they won't be successful.
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#14
^
It's good to see you don't only read, but take to heart Donovan's posts.
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#15
I think Donovan was a porn star in the late seventies/early eighties.
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#16
I need to see Donovan's *SO in order to judge him fairly.

*not code for penis.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#17
I think he works for the US Government nowadays so you didn't hear it from me.
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(07-09-2012, 08:07 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I think Donovan was a porn star in the late seventies/early eighties.


Yeah, his first debut was when he played a snorkler diguised as a manatee and a group of teen girls happened upon him while vacationing at the lake house. After that all hell broke loose.
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#19
Manatees. Strangely reoccurring today.
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#20
They are the sirens of the sea. You cannot avoid their call.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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