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ZEROSPHERES Offline
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#201
08-02-2012, 09:01 PM
Maybe he nicknamed his thingy 'Zarathustra'
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#202
08-02-2012, 09:03 PM
@Gear - Oh I dunno. Maybe she's just silently been waiting for you to finally post something that appeals to her intellect so she can engage in an animated... no. she won't. She hates you.
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#203
08-02-2012, 09:05 PM
(08-02-2012, 09:01 PM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: Maybe he nicknamed his thingy 'Zarathustra'

Between you and me - I wouldn't put it past him Smiley_emoticons_biggrin Hey, I could imagine stranger names... wait. Thingy?? Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#204
08-02-2012, 09:10 PM
(08-02-2012, 09:03 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: @Gear - Oh I dunno. Maybe she's just silently been waiting for you to finally post something that appeals to her intellect so she can engage in an animated... no. she won't. She hates you.

That must be what it is.
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#205
08-02-2012, 09:12 PM
(08-02-2012, 08:59 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 08:56 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I guess this means Sally won't be contributing to my up and coming Nietzsche Expose' thread.

Darn.

What does your brother busting a nut and wiping it on your pillow have to do with Nietzsche?

Nothing. Didn't you already know that? I guess you better get googlin'.
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#206
08-02-2012, 09:21 PM
Quote:Nietzsche Expose' thread
do it.
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#207
08-02-2012, 09:22 PM
Ah fuck. Now I gotta work?
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#208
08-02-2012, 09:27 PM
It ain't work, doofus. It's..yeah, it's work. Maybe I'll do it. Of course, I will have it all wrong, use a wacky translation and only cite the passages I want. But you may yell at me when I do, so maybe that'll work out fine.
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#209
08-02-2012, 09:36 PM
Ok. I'll help since you put it that way. Hopefully Donovan will show up to give us shit.

And hopefully Sally will suck my dick. Wouldn't want her mucking up the thread after all.
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#210
08-02-2012, 09:43 PM
Nice.
Err, about the thread, I mean. But I need a few hrs of shuteye first. Its half past three in the morning over here lol!
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#211
08-02-2012, 09:52 PM
Sleep in your heels.

I mean goodnight.
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#212
08-02-2012, 10:40 PM
*snicker*
G'night
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08-02-2012, 11:19 PM
(08-02-2012, 08:46 PM)Ilyanna Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 08:40 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Both of my brothers would steal my hooker. The fucks.

Yeah, and charge your credit card, too. It's the brotherly thing to do, or so I've heard.

(08-02-2012, 08:41 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 08:38 PM)Ilyanna Wrote: hey, don't point those torches MY way. MY brother would never steal my hooker.

How about I point one of those "torches" your way.

I need COMPENSATION.
Clang, babe, point all you want. It's not like it's gonna be able to get close enough to burn me...

:(

(btw by "torches" I meant my penis, figured I give you one last chance at being a replacement hooker)
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08-02-2012, 11:20 PM
(08-02-2012, 08:32 PM)Riotgear Wrote: ^ Giving or receiving?

Giving
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08-03-2012, 12:05 AM
(08-02-2012, 11:20 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(08-02-2012, 08:32 PM)Riotgear Wrote: ^ Giving or receiving?

Giving

Sad.
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#216
08-03-2012, 12:16 AM
And not a little bit pathetic.
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#217
08-03-2012, 12:17 AM
Clang take no advice from that 'man'. Tell him we disapprove.
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08-03-2012, 12:58 AM
(08-03-2012, 12:17 AM)Riotgear Wrote: Clang take no advice from that 'man'. Tell him we disapprove.

Of what? eating pussy or not recieving a blowjob/handjob?Blowing-kisses
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#219
08-03-2012, 01:06 AM
Do you not understand that eating a girl out and then getting dumped would shine what some would consider to be a negative light on a man's masculinity? I sure hope he killed her immediately. I'm not sure theres any other way out of that particular bind.

Thanks for sharing the story though. It's certainly a new low water mark to be watched out for.
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#220
08-03-2012, 01:12 AM
Much as I love noshing on a muffin Gear's right. There's a certain quid pro quo that was violated by that girl's refusal to give over once she'd had her fun. Messes with the very sanctity of the time-honored "trade sex for goodies" arrangement by which sally and countless other women made their fortune, and countless ugly men got laid.
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